[SERIOUS] why don’t we have tails?

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thanatos11

you ever get a compliment but it’s like what do u say back just a thanks they can’t really tell how excited u are about the compliment.

like here’s a concept imagine a latina said u had really nice clothes or hair rn you would just like say thanks n move on but if we had tails you’d start wagging ur tail n shit and she’d be all like “aw who’s a good boy happy that mommy talked to him” thne u get all embarrassed n blush n shit. anyone else think this could be the next step in human evolution i mean we had tails when we were monkeys

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vorro1x

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syfm

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TwistedTemp0

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bro what the fuck is this

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BabyWizard

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i get it so much

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Laundry

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Agreed :3

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nuthoneycheerios

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agreed! :3

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BabyWizard

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gang! <3

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nuthoneycheerios

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tail plugs are awesome

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MrBlooBloom

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K1ry0

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themaniel

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I know zellsis would be wagging that shit like crazy

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dimmed

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?

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themaniel

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Mb twin

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Luceus

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this is why i hate themaniel

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themaniel

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W-what?????

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unknown_trash

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Seek help immediately.

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eStos

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someone please bring back shame

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Maniacwolf

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FR

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sentinelmain377

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frrrrrrrrrrr

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Gdgdfdgtttt

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most relatable post on vlr i commend u

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hell_on_earth

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well akchually all great apes do not have tails so the ancestor of humans/chimps etc did not have a tail.

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Maniacwolf

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?????

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kfan4238173

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Imagine if teeth were flaccid and got hard when you were hungry that would be so tuff. Like your mommy asks if you want sum to eat and you say no but she sees your teeth are hard and she says "don't lie look how hard you are for mommy" and then she gives you some food. That would be so tuff

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Maniacwolf

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WHAAAAAT

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kfan4238173

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i know youd like ts maniacwolf

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Maniacwolf

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bro…. you’re literally talking about flaccid teeth…

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Luceus

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???????????????

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1nshh

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bro what

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thanatos11

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hold up this is fire

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4so4so4so

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this guy exists but henbaby was the one everybody hated?

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Maniacwolf

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fr

#27

markass_brownee

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bro this looks worse than anything HenBabyH posts
Also I don't see this person's posts a lot I think they're an OG

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thanatos11

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i made the vct americas dildo post bro i’m a goat of this site

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Bro needed to tag ts [SERIOUS] we are cooked

No but fr they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

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Maniacwolf

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Jesus probably didn’t make us have tails for this reason ngl

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Bernazoka

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i feel you

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Maniacwolf

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these kink guys need a platform of their own bro insane work

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SprayAndPrayyyyy

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yeah people are actually braindead on vlr

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MrHyphon

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Jump off a bridge

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SnorlaxEnjoyer

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wtaf did I just read... The skye is blue and the grass is green please go outside

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vindrew

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this is why free speech should be limited