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#1
michaelisupset
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need this guy to turn 18 early and dominate tier 1

#2
TM06Nick
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throw him in the hyperbolic time chamber now !

#25
lorenzopajaroFC
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Uhhh, that’s like the opposite of how it works 🤓

#26
mrbloombloom
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well no that's not

#31
lorenzopajaroFC
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It’s 18 from the date he was born, yeah biologically he’d be 18 but it would’ve been only 2 days in our world se he’d still be a minor

#37
mrbloombloom
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I don't think it'd work this way, if the authorities were informed of this they should be willing to consider him an 18 yo as he would have lived and grown up for 18 years

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lorenzopajaroFC
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This is getting too hypothetical so who knows, I just think that the law is pretty adamant about it being 18 years from the date of birth in Earth time so as to not give any leeway to stuff like “but he’s so mature for his age” or “he looks older”

#3
n1zf
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zekken exists

#4
michaelisupset
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yes he does

#28
Ballsamolee
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every player exists

#32
Hyxagon
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thats a bold statement

#33
Ballsamolee
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which player doesn't exist?

#34
primmiegoat
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there is no such player as zzehbjimorvcx

#35
Ballsamolee
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but who says zzehbjimorvcx is a player

#44
primmiegoat
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damnit u got me!

#36
tatertot
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nobody

#38
Philidor
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Nobody does exist, though

#5
sexwithgiraffes
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cane is not the second coming of christ bro relax

#6
michaelisupset
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man you should see the way people talk about comeback if you think im glazing

#7
localkoolkid
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well comeback is the second coming of Ange1, so he is close to god ig

#18
gamergirl
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comeback isnt a diddler

#8
A_Scuttling_Turtl3
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cheats not allowed on LAN tho

#9
michaelisupset
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canezerra on lan https://www.vlr.gg/493205/envy-vs-maryville-university-red-bull-home-ground-2025-gf

#11
A_Scuttling_Turtl3
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he doesnt need his cheats when playing vs bums

#17
Asscrackbandit
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Congrats, he beat burns

#21
Rakooon
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Maryville beat Winthrop the challengers stage 2 semifinalists two times in a row, and on a BO5 even. Canezerra is just him bro.

#10
themaniel
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Second most overrated player oat

#12
sevenluvr
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Why? I think the younger, the better

#13
sevenluvr
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They're at the game

#19
PandaZ
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had me in the first half ngl

#15
Kaust
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First of all, clipped. Second of all, you can't play in Tier 1 if under the age of 18 or smth.

#14
Burger_brain
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wasnt he involved in relationship abuse or sum shit?

#20
Phil_Beverage
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no

#29
Huitzilopochtli
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this happens when ppl lie abt u in the internet, he wasnt involved in any shi

#16
SENfns
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what about tenz

#22
Rakooon
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https://www.vlr.gg/486225/winthrop-university-vs-cubert-academy-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-2-ubqf
This your goat?

#23
SENfns
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no fns is my goat
was it hard to read my name

#24
Philidor
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If Envy wins ascension this year, they will have to replace Ion2x and Cane. There are enough smokes players who can fill the shoes of Ion, but it is gonna be exponentially more difficult to replace Cane.

#27
Razzal78
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Cned

#40
Rakooon
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You're better ers player instead of aoff getting a game changnyone from MEMEA lmao.

#41
Razzal78
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Learn england lil vro

#42
Rakooon
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What the FUCK was I even typing there, I don't remember this at all.

#43
Razzal78
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Maybe when ur sleeping ur subconcious woke up and typed this

#30
Huitzilopochtli
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best replacements imo would be smth like GLYPH or Sacred (hes also indian lmao) and Timotino

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