need this guy to turn 18 early and dominate tier 1
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sexwithgiraffes [#5]cane is not the second coming of christ bro relax
man you should see the way people talk about comeback if you think im glazing
michaelisupset [#6]man you should see the way people talk about comeback if you think im glazing
well comeback is the second coming of Ange1, so he is close to god ig
A_Scuttling_Turtl3 [#8]cheats not allowed on LAN tho
canezerra on lan https://www.vlr.gg/493205/envy-vs-maryville-university-red-bull-home-ground-2025-gf
michaelisupset [#9]canezerra on lan https://www.vlr.gg/493205/envy-vs-maryville-university-red-bull-home-ground-2025-gf
he doesnt need his cheats when playing vs bums
sevenluvr [#12]Why? I think the younger, the better
First of all, clipped. Second of all, you can't play in Tier 1 if under the age of 18 or smth.
michaelisupset [#9]canezerra on lan https://www.vlr.gg/493205/envy-vs-maryville-university-red-bull-home-ground-2025-gf
Congrats, he beat burns
michaelisupset [#6]man you should see the way people talk about comeback if you think im glazing
comeback isnt a diddler
Burger_brain [#14]wasnt he involved in relationship abuse or sum shit?
no
Asscrackbandit [#17]Congrats, he beat burns
Maryville beat Winthrop the challengers stage 2 semifinalists two times in a row, and on a BO5 even. Canezerra is just him bro.
SENfns [#16]what about tenz
https://www.vlr.gg/486225/winthrop-university-vs-cubert-academy-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-2-ubqf
This your goat?
Rakooon [#22]https://www.vlr.gg/486225/winthrop-university-vs-cubert-academy-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-2-ubqf
This your goat?
no fns is my goat
was it hard to read my name
If Envy wins ascension this year, they will have to replace Ion2x and Cane. There are enough smokes players who can fill the shoes of Ion, but it is gonna be exponentially more difficult to replace Cane.
TM06Nick [#2]throw him in the hyperbolic time chamber now !
Uhhh, that’s like the opposite of how it works 🤓
lorenzopajaroFC [#25]Uhhh, that’s like the opposite of how it works 🤓
well no that's not
Philidor [#24]If Envy wins ascension this year, they will have to replace Ion2x and Cane. There are enough smokes players who can fill the shoes of Ion, but it is gonna be exponentially more difficult to replace Cane.
Cned
Burger_brain [#14]wasnt he involved in relationship abuse or sum shit?
this happens when ppl lie abt u in the internet, he wasnt involved in any shi
Philidor [#24]If Envy wins ascension this year, they will have to replace Ion2x and Cane. There are enough smokes players who can fill the shoes of Ion, but it is gonna be exponentially more difficult to replace Cane.
best replacements imo would be smth like GLYPH or Sacred (hes also indian lmao) and Timotino
mrbloombloom [#26]well no that's not
It’s 18 from the date he was born, yeah biologically he’d be 18 but it would’ve been only 2 days in our world se he’d still be a minor
Ballsamolee [#33]which player doesn't exist?
there is no such player as zzehbjimorvcx
primmiegoat [#34]there is no such player as zzehbjimorvcx
but who says zzehbjimorvcx is a player
lorenzopajaroFC [#31]It’s 18 from the date he was born, yeah biologically he’d be 18 but it would’ve been only 2 days in our world se he’d still be a minor
I don't think it'd work this way, if the authorities were informed of this they should be willing to consider him an 18 yo as he would have lived and grown up for 18 years
mrbloombloom [#37]I don't think it'd work this way, if the authorities were informed of this they should be willing to consider him an 18 yo as he would have lived and grown up for 18 years
This is getting too hypothetical so who knows, I just think that the law is pretty adamant about it being 18 years from the date of birth in Earth time so as to not give any leeway to stuff like “but he’s so mature for his age” or “he looks older”
Razzal78 [#27]Cned
You're better ers player instead of aoff getting a game changnyone from MEMEA lmao.
Rakooon [#40]You're better ers player instead of aoff getting a game changnyone from MEMEA lmao.
Learn england lil vro
Razzal78 [#41]Learn england lil vro
What the FUCK was I even typing there, I don't remember this at all.
Rakooon [#42]What the FUCK was I even typing there, I don't remember this at all.
Maybe when ur sleeping ur subconcious woke up and typed this
Ballsamolee [#35]but who says zzehbjimorvcx is a player
damnit u got me!
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