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KIRYA INC Grand Reopening

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#1
DelusionalGuatemalan

KIRYA INC Grand Reopening for all

Requirements:

Become a femboy (or not idk) and catfish people into gifting you Valorant bundles

  • Kiribati Flag
  • Wadada Flair
  • Voicecel test (needs to be high pitched voice for optimal catfishing)
  • 6'5 like me and Kirya (195cm)
  • Over the age of 18
  • Must have over 160 IQ
  • Masculine
  • Wealthy
  • Good Valorant Knowledge
  • Good health
  • No French
  • No yay Fans
  • No NRG fans
  • No OpTic Fans
  • :3
#2
MrBlooBloom
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I like femboys tho (I'm 5'8 anyway)

#3
kuruk
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me:

  • 6’1 (please overlook this guatemalan-sama)
  • 18
  • 190iq
  • alpha male working on sigma certification
  • unreasonably rich
  • i know g2 > everyone
  • healthy
  • not french at all
  • y0y
  • hate nrg
  • optic = guard victims
  • :3
#4
Kirya
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U guys need to change your flag to kiribati and flair to wadada too

#5
kuruk
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the flag is negotiable but i will not be changing flair.

#7
Kirya
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Ok sure change at least flag
Sincerely Kirya inc

#8
kuruk
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hell yeah

#6
notapandaa
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bro is converting them ppl 😭

#9
n1cf
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im not changing my flair

#11
Kirako
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would :3 flair also be valid??

#MVGA

#14
Kirya
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Wadada better

#19
Zaba
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Bro b1sk is a fraud, he made falcons lose in mena.

#20
Kirya
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highest rated player on the team this split
was top 1 in entire region before grand finals which was just an off day for entire team

#10
Aayan
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notice how this comes back after the gifting system drops

#12
n1cf
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sybau fake friend me and kirya been waiting for you to hop on schedule 1 its been 2 days

#15
Aayan
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give me a time im unemployed

#32
n1cf
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we did give a time for today but you overslept smh im refunding the game fake friend

#35
Aayan
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wait when
my sleep schedule is so cooked i didnt even know there was a time set

#13
danii1
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It's precisely why it's coming back...

#17
DelusionalGuatemalan
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just join the company lil dude

#16
nobody___100
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not this bumass again

#18
notapandaa
0
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Joined up

#21
FlygonFC
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weirdos

#22
Kirako
1
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me:
174 cm
<18 y/o
idk bout iq
um idk bout masculine
ye my family kinda doing good in $ department i wont complain
i guess aight valo knowledge?
health's aight
fortunately im polish
yay fan ✔
opTic fan ✔
NRG fan ✔

do i sneak in?

#MVGA

#27
Kirya
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U r in

#37
Kirako
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😊😊

#MVGA

#23
DelusionalGuatemalan
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Updated with a new requirement

#24
number1_Demon1_fan
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K1rya should allow french people ngl

#25
Kirya
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Nuh uh

#36
number1_Demon1_fan
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That's how you treat your igl...

#38
danii1
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He's definitely holding a grudge.

#26
ttk10pokas
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what fuck is this

#28
SuperRoss
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my 14th reason

#29
SuperRoss
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i meet all requirements

might be about time to finally kms

#31
DelusionalGuatemalan
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ur in

Kiribati flag wadada flair

#33
SuperRoss
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nono

i'm killing myself i ain't joining your shit

#30
Prasinos
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Someone have to stop Kirya.
He is a traitor, everyone know catfish is a s0n fan behavior.

SEN HATERS, ASSEMBLE!

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