Why are pro players so hot

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They litterally play video games for a living all day every day, how tf do the majority of them look like fucking models. Like im not gay but I can recognize that half the pro scene are 8/10 or higher. (Hottest player clearly Fenis)

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bonkarfanboy1

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Hot people are better at valorant thats why your hardstuck silver

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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im iron 3 actually get it right

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Baumi

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pls boost me

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bhggjkl

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Ngl JohnQt is so hot

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FoechiGG

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He reminds me a bit of the cart titan

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zardinez

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what the fuck

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bronzil_enjoyer

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what in the okobotro🗿

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FoechiGG

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I aint wrong tho my boy johncutie really straight from aot🗿

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bronzil_enjoyer

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🗿

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i remember someone said that fenis looked like a rat's dry ballsacks

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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one that I would gladly lick all over

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XtraChrxs

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this is actually a wild statement

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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Hes not gay tho

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mouth_breather

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got me giggling n shit but i would never admit that

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geospliced

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I don't know how to rate guys but I agree.

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bronzil_enjoyer

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hi professor long time no see

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geospliced

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Hello bronzil I hope you are well.

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Psion

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HI GEO I SLEEPED

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geospliced

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HOW WAS YOUR SLEEP!

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Psion

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bruh did u go to sleep or smthn how it take 9 hours to respond. it was good

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geospliced

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I was busy with schoolwork and couldn't check vlr lol

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Psion

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das crazy

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bronzil_enjoyer

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i hope you are well too

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geospliced

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I'm good enough to live I guess. Thanks for asking! 🤗

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danii1

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you're so real for this.

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bronzil_enjoyer

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sus

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danii1

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what is sus with pro players being hot

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marved 10/10
pancada 10000/10
tenz 10/10

my handsome controller goats
i was so happy when they were on the same roster

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ntro

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tenz' current hair is disgusting

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Klaw69

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Better than Chronicle's tbh

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bronzil_enjoyer

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chronicle's haircut looked so goofy ahh

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Tryeue1

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nah that shit made me drool especially with those golden frame on his glasses

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Xyarin

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add Aspas to the list, and Xccurate

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ArtemisZ083

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nah man aspas looks like a serial killer

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danii1

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Why pANcada so hot 🥵

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Saadhak 🥵

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Killafox_

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Derrek overwatch is crazy hot

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ange1

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Cacachocolat

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this thread is really suspicious

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trashplayer

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its mostly evolution of nutrition. since protein became hyped by society and everything has to be high protein, most kids be balancing their hormones and therefor look good also mixed genes help alot which is pretty much 90% of the world nowadays.

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Crazy low standards or insane glazing lol. Most pro players are average to just good-looking. Bro's out here thirsting for big chunguses

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yaiima0

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you get NTR'd, dont speak

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arin2016

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You guys love the NTR more. We are just the supplier

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yaiima0

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You guys are all cucks

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arin2016

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Seems like projection

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Just_some_loser

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ngl, u cooked him with this line

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Baumi

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trent kinda hot ngl

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Moiraine

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Do you ever go outside ?
Unless you're american or mexican which would just mean 50% of the people you see are overweight aka unattractive, then the average people you see IRL would be more attractive than most proplayers. Like seriously dude go outside lmaooo
There are barely any good looking pros at all. Scream, Marteen, s0m, and a couple others. ur standards must be extremely low or you're probably a straight man so you're clueless idk

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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im american so yeah makes sense lmao

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Moiraine

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I just read my post again, it came off so aggressive i'm sorry.

If you're into men, come to europe, young men are more attractive than what these pros look like, + life is cheaper than in the US. I'm not gay but i can confidently say, girls are 1000x better looking than the men, so it works if you like girls too.

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Simp4S0m

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nAts hawt

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CactusPlant

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Bro not even joking laz looks like an actual model his face is hella handsome

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Wezzaa

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NRL players better (Reece Walsh)

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Its because if you have a reasonable amount of money you are able to take care of yourself, majority of plain people are not ugly but just poor or undriven to work on themselves and be as best as they can be. So remember next time you look into the mirror, just tell yourself; "Im broke not ugly".

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Simp4S0m

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W cope

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Kryomeister

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Potter is mid, but since she is the only girl, she is the hottest

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kingbass

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L

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NA_BEST_COUNTRY

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Leaf 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤