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#1
Forty5

Hi guys. Drop your rants here regarding anything below. Doesnt have to be valorant specific can be about anything. Its better to let it all off to people from the internet who dont know who you are and cannot benefit in any way shape or form off that information than to keep it in your hearts and end up stressed out.

Ill start, IM SO DAMN MAD THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO NOWADAYS AND IM SLEEPING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH LIKE 14 HOURS A DAY MUCH WHEN IM NOT AT WORK AND 12 HOURS A DAY WHEN I HAVE WORK 😭😭😭😭

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aylez
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i dont like school 😿

#3
Forty5
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i dont like work πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

#5
babysasuke
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you are unemployed πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

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Forty5
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sup babyshitstain? outta your mom's basement yet? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#10
babysasuke
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unfortunately

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Forty5
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i dont believe that sadly. When are u deleting your account btw? Chronicle won the next event too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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babysasuke
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Why would I delete my account because of a fluke masters?

Surely you're not proud of winning event with the 2 top seeds from Americas underperforming, nerfed PRX, trolling DRX, and barely beating Americas 3rd seed?

while 3 of 4 EMEA seeds went out in embarrassing fashion

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Forty5
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new copium spotted. Fnatic won 2 majors fair and square. Youre free to cope and youre a lying piece of shit for not upholding your end of the bet.

#23
babysasuke
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a) Show me where I said I would delete my account (you cant)
b) Fluke in and Flukesters Tokyo πŸ—Ώ

#28
Forty5
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https://www.vlr.gg/180100/babysasuke/#55 please fuck off now πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

If fnatic wins its a fluke but if Loud and opshit win its legit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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Forty5
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TLDR: Blud believes ardiis is dragging NRG down. thank me later lul

#8
nutab1e
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#5 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

#12
Forty5
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I made this thread for positive engagements and not trashtalk 😭😭

if yall NA guys insist though...

#7
Jogular
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Wait what? I can't believe Ardiis did this to u

My condolences and I hope u guys can work smtng out :)

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Forty5
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ardiis based af

#17
Jogular
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Yea. Keith is a real one ngl

#26
Forty5
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Keith is GOATed fr

#11
canyon
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I hate some people πŸ™

#14
Forty5
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who doesnt? Just ignore them πŸ‘

#18
canyon
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You can't ignore some people. Some of these maybe your friends, relatives, could be anyone...

#22
Forty5
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You can avoid and ignore everyone if you know how to homie. Im always down to talk if you ever want to vent. What ill suggest is keep interaction to the minimal because thats what i did and it worked for me :D

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canyon
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Thanks man appreciate it :)

#19
Dolphin
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Bro im feeling 😴

#21
canyon
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Watch some C9 vods you'll be awake asf

#24
Dolphin
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I dont want to watch games from 1992 knowing they choked in playoffs, i want new sauce

#25
Forty5
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sleeping is never disadvantageous, get a quick nap or smth homie

#27
Dolphin
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I wish i could. But i was force to wake up early today + toyko ruined my seelp schedule is not even funny

#29
Forty5
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dont sleep for a day, it always works for me when my schedule is fucked 😭😭

#30
Simp4S0m
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HOW TF do you sleep 12 hours after work?! HOW?! TEACH ME??? T__T

#34
Forty5
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Idk im just- i really dk

#53
Faraday
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It's inbetween uni trimesters and I have no idea what to do with so much spare time now, feels like I'm wasting my break
I just be crackin it just cuz I'm bored these days

#65
Forty5
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Same here homie. I don't have much to do so im bored lmao.

#67
nutab1e
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bro got fired from his job this morning I guess πŸ’€

#69
Forty5
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ey the basement dwelling discord mod is back begging for attention

#57
unknown_trash
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Got a stressful exam coming up in a month and I'm not being productive at all. I'm so worried about it that I'm angry now :(

#66
Forty5
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gl homie. just focus on studying what u can and dont stress out as that will only waste more time...

#59
cristiadu
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I'm getting old and I don't wanna

#68
Forty5
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Who wants to get old? Its just the way life works though, we grow old eventually. Look at the positives though, youre gaining experience with every passing day :D

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ProfessionalLurker
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