Prove that you are from Finland
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Yessirskii come
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ZywOo at 22 :
-1 major, 1 major mvp
-3x top1 and 2x top2 since he was 18
-15 mvps and way more till end of the year
-2023 for now highest peak ever seen > 2018 simple
simple at 22 :
-0 major, 0 major mvp
-1x top1 and 1x top2
-10 mvps
Rehellisesti en ees tiiä miks tuhlaan mun aikaa näihi juntteihi loool. Oma vika ig
I saw you comment 4 hours ago, I went outside for a coffee and brunch and came back to see you still commenting. No lifer fr.
blud walked over to fnatic hq to have coffee with derke and boaster like he does every morning. then he goes home and fucks the shit out of his real girlfriend and hops on vlr for some light banter.
wish I was him :(
Are you implying his gf isn't real???????
Im sure the overweight Shitnatic fan has girls lining up at his door, visiting him at the cafe, etc
DEFINITELY fucks
You reply to my every post bruh. I already told you man i'm not gonna fuck you so hop off my dick
His real name is Dennis hogforp, he is a 5’4 gigachad, he loves fishing, he has almost white hair and blue eyes kinda like he is albino but not actually albino
One his best friends is Jonathan Holdener, Jonathan is a good looking Norwegian man with curly hair, Jonathan is close to 6 foot and loves to man handle Dennis, Jonathan and Dennis both speak Swedish to each other
omg they both learned to speak an abomination of a language just to communicate with eachother, thats so cuteee.
tell me moree
Eventhough Dennis is on VLR he isn’t that good at valo, he goes home and grinds Fortnite all day and can crank nineties on everyone. Dennis does not have much talent when it comes to Fortnite but still managed to make top 10k in eu purely based on hardwork, on the other hand Jonathan is naturally skilled at Fortnite so he is able to keep up in Dennis’s lobbies with 1/5th of his playtime
Sadly for Dennis Jonathan has a life and doesn’t play much Fortnite, any of his irl friends who do wanna play fortnite are trash and get farmed in his lobbies so he is often in a discord call with some sweaty 40 old grinding arena missing Jonathan
@Yessirski i believe in you!!! you can get ur victory royale and win over Jonathan!!!
Dennis also once accidentally made a friend an enemy, A new girl Sienna joined there high school and one of Denis’s closest friends Thijs Kee tried to rizz her up, all was going well and thijs was slowly getting closer to Sienna but one day after PE Dennis and Jonathan were discussing Thijs and Sienna’s relationship in front of Sienna and Thijs in Swedish
What they did not know is that Sienna speaks a little bit of Swedish and later ended up calling and friendzoning Thijs in front of all of his friends l, Thijs has been after Dennis’a life since then and things have never been the same
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