not drunk AMA | VLR.gg

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hekzy

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ok so im drunk af rught now but i will not be able to answer

so im gonna leave this thread and you can al just make me fell imberasased tomorow

so aske me anything and i will reply tomorow btw pringle s is the best manchies food dont @ me

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gutszeraa

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you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

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damn.

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wewZ

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lmao exposed

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Twix309

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maybe man just took like 100 shots in 5 minutes

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jackb2016

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Welcome to our funeral ceremony for "hekzy", the #1 VLR user in his household

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charizard_123

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holy wtf

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acquracy

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didn't have to do him like that

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hekzy

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wow, idk how i did that

i was actually drunk walking back home, i was legit drunk

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deluxton

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💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

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TS_ChedZ

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xD

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hekzy

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btw yeah that message was on the phone with autocorrect. i created this thread with the pc keyboard

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alexxx

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LMAO usually when im drunk tho i can still type normally on my phone

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HaSanity

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Are you fighting the immense urge to eat kebab(gyros) right fucking now?

Edit: 💀

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN

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no only hungry 4 u ^_^

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hekzy

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i was eating pringles yesternight, i dont even want to think about gyros im going to puke (not because its bad or anything, just dizzy)

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are you a csgo frog

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hekzy

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no, im a rito/valve hater and blast enjoyer

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JokesOver

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Kinda based tbh

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Do you love me :3

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hekzy

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yes girl you fkn bussin and nutable

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nutab1e

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:D <3

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yaiima0

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You’re possibly the worst user on this site

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hekzy

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it was actually very important for me that you of all people called me that

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juno_VLR

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you drink alc? i want to be you so badly

#22

hekzy

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what? you muslim?
edit: nvm you're american so i suppose you are below 21?

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juno_VLR

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it is a joke

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deluxton

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I remember my first beer

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Faraday

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clearly you didn't drink enough

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TS_ChedZ

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Probably a shitty Lager given ur flag.

also u were 6 when you had it.

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deluxton

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*Lager. Fuck you Australians are uneducated

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TS_ChedZ

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wdym?

EDIT: ignore that red text saying Edited, it's a weird glitch, enigma can confirm

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AdS

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Aus vs NZ 2.0 starts

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Queefbreath

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Do you like dasnerth

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seankukuz

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ok so im drunk af rught now but i will not be able to answer

so im gonna leave this thread and you can al just make me fell imberasased tomorow

so aske me anything and i will reply tomorow btw pringle s is the best manchies food dont @ me

this is just so blatantly fake haha

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hekzy

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why would i lie about being drunk? what do i have to gain?

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cap