juno_VLR
Country: United States
Registered: December 19, 2021
Last post: February 26, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Posts: 2292
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the fact that this is uselessly a BO5 while the actual decider matches (semis) are BO3 is the most valorant thing ever.

posted 4 weeks ago

all four of them are equally mid players wym?

posted 1 month ago

why do you as a man weigh 110 lbs in 2023

posted 4 months ago

subroza
fns
wardell
yay
infinite

posted 4 months ago

game changers do not count in any capacity

posted 6 months ago

fns wardell subroza yay and infinite
duh?

posted 6 months ago

yeh cuz he’s on the spectrum and it’s obvious

posted 8 months ago

not somebody who's besties are from an online forum

posted 8 months ago

vlr cup 😂

posted 8 months ago

those guys are absolute garbage too. talk about unnecessary screaming and hype, jesus christ.

posted 8 months ago

they drunk cast a tsm vs soniqs came back in the day and it was decent. then they started yelling SHEEEESH or whatever bullshit was popular to 12 year old fans

posted 8 months ago

upmind squeals random nonsense shit at the top of his lungs because that’s the only way people pay him attention in real life.

posted 8 months ago

of course he knows kennyS. kennyS is originally a valorant pro who played for team france in a show match. otherwise, that’s his only professional experience in any game.

posted 8 months ago

RAHHHHHHH not today, colonizee!
or yesterday should i say

posted 8 months ago

cant let canada team win on independence day 🦅🇺🇸🔥💯

posted 8 months ago

hahahaha guys, don’t be too hard on him, this guy was playing pro before he was born

posted 8 months ago

technically he already had 4 since he won a covid masters 1

posted 8 months ago

one is on the spectrum and the other isn’t

posted 8 months ago

nah i couldn’t watch wardell try to carry bcj

posted 8 months ago

name one team in pacific accession league challenge impossible

posted 8 months ago

he blocked me because i was openly hateful to him 😂

posted 8 months ago

i’d love to see a clueless foreign girl brandishing a Classic pistol replica in a Texas crowd and find out what happens

posted 8 months ago

stop it we have to give mimi her air time or else she’ll expose the blackmail that got her a tier 1 job to begin with!

posted 8 months ago

i’m glad it’s breakable i didn’t realize that

posted 8 months ago

because one crowd is diverse and fit and the other crowd is cs crowd

posted 8 months ago

i was hoping not to get my feelings hurt tonight.

posted 8 months ago

rewind is clutch as fuck, don’t have to rely on post round replay

posted 8 months ago

it helps your eyes not to hurt. i can also recommend some blue light glasses if you’re interested :)

posted 8 months ago

breathe air across his vocal cords (he’s a singer btw not sure if you heard him say it!!!!!!)

posted 8 months ago

she chucks out a revolving door that doesn’t revolve pls compare that to another agent

posted 8 months ago

titan submarine simulator

posted 8 months ago

turn down ur brightness?

posted 8 months ago

esl and blast having youtube is so clutch for my job.

posted 8 months ago

check furoms there are 20 named showmatch

posted 8 months ago

traffic and gun prices are tripled, excellent!

posted 8 months ago

lothar
average jignesh
grimmtv sage nerd

blocked by all 3 btw 🫡🫡🫡

posted 8 months ago

google is free
literally look at website we all talked ab how we LOVED IT

posted 8 months ago

imagine taking your pre-match ritual shit and then waiting another 1.5 hours sorry i would have to shit again.

posted 8 months ago

false didn’t mention anime

posted 8 months ago

holy shit this guy gets so much dick 😫😫

posted 8 months ago

she throws out a revolving door that doesn’t revolve pls make it make sense!

posted 8 months ago

too many android users on this site to help u 🤓

posted 8 months ago

it’s 12 midnight, game would end 3am. early bed is 9pm. i wish it was early 😥😥😥😥😥

posted 8 months ago

🤓

posted 8 months ago

but she has wings makeup!!!! omg omg!!!

posted 8 months ago

how the fuck are people disagreeing that chamber was busted? agent literally broke the damn game. instant escape is busted you’re right.
and also fuck lothar in case anybody didn’t know my thoughts on that whiny bastard

posted 8 months ago

lothar blocked me because i called him out for being a whiny little bitch with the most annoying voice i’ve ever heard in my 22 years of life, plus squealing about his damn “stinger meta” that only required a “few egregiously different keybind changes” to even work!!

posted 8 months ago

i couldn’t tell if it was boy or girl from the early photos. plus wing makeup. of fucking course vlr would think she’s fine lmfaooooo.

posted 8 months ago

nah bro and she was pretend shooting it and everything. mimicking recoil and pointing it at the camera. forgot about that.

out here brandishing the glock and poppin off rounds at the cameraman 🫢

posted 8 months ago

dori is definitely a cat girl right

posted 8 months ago
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