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not drunk AMA

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#1
hekzy

ok so im drunk af rught now but i will not be able to answer

so im gonna leave this thread and you can al just make me fell imberasased tomorow

so aske me anything and i will reply tomorow btw pringle s is the best manchies food dont @ me

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gutszeraa
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you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

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fourlvalorant
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

damn.

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wewZ
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

lmao exposed

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Twix309
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

maybe man just took like 100 shots in 5 minutes

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charizard_123
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

holy wtf

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HaSanity
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Are you fighting the immense urge to eat kebab(gyros) right fucking now?

Edit: 💀

#8
Queefbreath
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are you a csgo frog

#9
nutab1e
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Do you love me :3

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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HaSanity [#7]

Are you fighting the immense urge to eat kebab(gyros) right fucking now?

Edit: 💀

no only hungry 4 u ^_^

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yaiima0
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You’re possibly the worst user on this site

#12
juno_VLR
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you drink alc? i want to be you so badly

#13
acquracy
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

didn't have to do him like that

#14
hekzy
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

wow, idk how i did that

i was actually drunk walking back home, i was legit drunk

#15
hekzy
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HaSanity [#7]

Are you fighting the immense urge to eat kebab(gyros) right fucking now?

Edit: 💀

i was eating pringles yesternight, i dont even want to think about gyros im going to puke (not because its bad or anything, just dizzy)

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deluxton
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I remember my first beer

#17
hekzy
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

btw yeah that message was on the phone with autocorrect. i created this thread with the pc keyboard

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deluxton
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hekzy [#14]

wow, idk how i did that

i was actually drunk walking back home, i was legit drunk

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

#19
hekzy
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Queefbreath [#8]

are you a csgo frog

no, im a rito/valve hater and blast enjoyer

#20
hekzy
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nutab1e [#9]

Do you love me :3

yes girl you fkn bussin and nutable

#21
hekzy
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yaiima0 [#11]

You’re possibly the worst user on this site

it was actually very important for me that you of all people called me that

#22
hekzy
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juno_VLR [#12]

you drink alc? i want to be you so badly

what? you muslim?
edit: nvm you're american so i suppose you are below 21?

#23
JokesOver
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hekzy [#19]

no, im a rito/valve hater and blast enjoyer

Kinda based tbh

#24
Queefbreath
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Do you like dasnerth

#25
seankukuz
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ok so im drunk af rught now but i will not be able to answer

so im gonna leave this thread and you can al just make me fell imberasased tomorow

so aske me anything and i will reply tomorow btw pringle s is the best manchies food dont @ me

this is just so blatantly fake haha

#26
Faraday
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deluxton [#16]

I remember my first beer

clearly you didn't drink enough

#27
alexxx
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gutszeraa [#2]

you have a reply from 5 minutes ago where you are speaking completely fluent and coherent english

if you want to feel embarrassed then you should reflect on the fact that youre faking being drunk on an online esports forum

LMAO usually when im drunk tho i can still type normally on my phone

#28
hekzy
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seankukuz [#25]

ok so im drunk af rught now but i will not be able to answer

so im gonna leave this thread and you can al just make me fell imberasased tomorow

so aske me anything and i will reply tomorow btw pringle s is the best manchies food dont @ me

this is just so blatantly fake haha

why would i lie about being drunk? what do i have to gain?

#29
nutab1e
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hekzy [#20]

yes girl you fkn bussin and nutable

:D <3

#30
juno_VLR
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hekzy [#22]

what? you muslim?
edit: nvm you're american so i suppose you are below 21?

it is a joke

#31
jackb2016
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Twix309 [#5]

maybe man just took like 100 shots in 5 minutes

Welcome to our funeral ceremony for "hekzy", the #1 VLR user in his household

#32
TS_ChedZ
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hekzy [#14]

wow, idk how i did that

i was actually drunk walking back home, i was legit drunk

xD

#33
TS_ChedZ
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deluxton [#16]

I remember my first beer

Probably a shitty Lager given ur flag.

also u were 6 when you had it.

#34
deluxton
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TS_ChedZ [#33]

Probably a shitty Lager given ur flag.

also u were 6 when you had it.

*Lager. Fuck you Australians are uneducated

#35
ZPEmE
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cap

#36
TS_ChedZ
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deluxton [#34]

*Lager. Fuck you Australians are uneducated

wdym?

EDIT: ignore that red text saying Edited, it's a weird glitch, enigma can confirm

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AdS
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deluxton [#34]

*Lager. Fuck you Australians are uneducated

Aus vs NZ 2.0 starts

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