dad jokes

give me ur worst dad jokes i need them for my first date

trust

What is a cult that is hard to join?
A diffiCULT

U aren't going on a date who u tryna fool
0.69/10

no rizz

OPTIC FNS : Thats what happens when you let daddy call

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

Doctor : you have a deep cut on your leg. You'll need stitches
Patient : I wanna do my own stitches myself
Doctor : suture self

Dad : Son, what did you order for lunch?
Son : Just some maple and wrong item that soon gonna be out of order.

Hello Gay I am dad

how do you find a steam engine? you follow its tracks

http://niceonedad.com/

When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

you're going out with your dad dude?

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven

Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”

Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”

Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man

Juice: “Pass the ball bro!”

Kobe/Gigi turn around

Kobe: Got room for 1 more?

why do terrorist wear sunglasses?

they dont want DE_DUST 2 get in their eyes