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Newcomer's Guide to vlr.gg

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#1
tennisfan

Hey, welcome to VLR! I'm your 4-star no-life host, and today I'm going to be showing you how you can be just as much of a degenerate as me!

VLR is very simple. You can start threads to reply to one. If you gain upfrags, that will help you gain stars. If you are downfragged enough, you will start losing stars. The more stars you gain, the more likely you haven't touched grass.

Before you start posting, there are a few things we need to do. First, you need to select your country. For this, you have a few options. Firstly, you could simply select the country that you reside in. This is the easiest option. If you want to cosplay as an edgy 12-year-old, set your flag to North Korea. Everyone will find this very funny! If you are not from any European country and you want to get stars easily, make sure to set your flag as any European country.

Flairs are the other thing that you can select. Like before, the easiest option is to select the team that you like. However, you may not want to do this. If you want to have stars, make sure to not put on a Sentinels or TSM flair, as everyone will hate on you. If you want to be able to post the most delusional takes possible without being downfragged, a Team Liquid flair will help you do just that. Also, if your team is doing poorly, make sure to bandwagon onto another team and pretend to like them.

Now that we have the basics out of the way, let's get to posting! When starting a thread, you will be met with three forum categories. "General Discussion" is supposed to be for all things Valorant. "Off Topic" is supposed to be for other things, however nobody uses this so you can post whatever off topic thread on General Discussion. Lastly, "Site Feedback" is feedback for enigma, the developer of this website.

Now if you want easy upgfrags, try some of the these tactics:

  • Start a daily Shahzam hate thread
  • Whenever Sentinels are mentioned, you can reply by saying "washed", "stream team", "overrated", "garbage", and other negative adjectives
  • When TSM is mentioned, you can reply by saying "Tweet Some More", "Tweet Solo Mid", and other similar insults
  • Saying that Hiko should be dropped
  • Making fun of a Brazilian for no reason
  • Making a laugh thread after a team loses (there are some exceptions to this)

There are also some things that you want to avoid doing, such as:

  • Arguing with a Team Liquid fan. This will not go well for you. Trust me.
  • Saying that you unironically like TenZ. WE HECKIN LOVE TENZ BatChest
  • Liking Sentinels or TSM

Ratioing is a common phenomena observed on VLR. This can be an easy way to gain upfrags without contributing anything, but there are a few things to remember before doing so. Do not ever try to attempt to ratio a site admin or writer. Secondly, only try to ratio of you are the first or one of the first to comment, and especially don't try to ratio if someone has already tried to. Lastly, do not try to ratio a verified user. Oftentimes, if someone has failed a ratio, you can reply by saying "counter" or "counter-ratio". If someone's counter fails, you can reply by saying :counter denied". If you witness a successful ratio, make sure to reply with "assist" for free upfrags.

Copypastas are common, and there are too many to list here. You will find many as you traverse the vast threads of VLR, and you will learn which ones to spam at what time.

Lastly, there are some prolific users on this site that you should be aware of.

  • Netero: One of the most active members of the site. Generally well-liked by the community, but also an absolute weeb.
  • ShadowisBAD: You will see this user appear on most large threads. Everyone hates shadow as he is a Sentinels fan, and you will frequently see him being massively downfragged.
  • CalypsoGHC: Another active user. Generally disliked by the community for being a TSM fan and having bad baits (but not as hated as shadow). Also has the record for the most downfragged comment.
  • trembolonaRage: Arguably the most hated user on this site. He is known for being a Brazilian and his extremely delusional takes on mwzera.
  • Noyn: One of the only well-liked Brazilians on the site. Well-known for his high-effort posts about the Brazilian scene.
  • Delusional Fans: There are many of these, such as number1_ScreaM_fan and DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
    . However, the most known of these is DELUSIONAL_MITCH_FAN
    . Find these users being absolutely delusional (shocking).
  • HackNaija: How one man can be so delusional over Soniqs is a mystery.
  • Issax28: A newer user who has made a name for themself by posting the most awful takes known to humankind.
  • These are just some of the users you will meet here. There are many other great users to meet, and many more who will be unimaginably stupid.

That does it for your tour! I hope you find your stay at VLR just as miserable as mine!

#2
trembolonaRage
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Hello

If you wonder why I'm hated by most people on this site

praising mwzera
Most of the people here are from EU/NA, they dont watch enough brazilian valorant. I had to open their eyes to, if not the best, the most talented player we have right now in VAL. They would never ever know who mwzera is if it wasnt for me
People started calling me delusional, I had more than 300 downvotes before the game, they called me crazy, a madmen
And then, in his first international match ever he beats not only once but two times ACE, dropping 40 kills in the entire bo3 (and I predicted all of this)
https://www.vlr.gg/post/400854/acend-vs-keyd-stars-valorant-champions-opening-a

Here I explain briefly why I think he is the best
https://www.vlr.gg/69693/why-i-think-mwzera-is-the-best-player-we-have-rn
https://www.vlr.gg/61081/mwzera-appreciation-thread

saying that adding Rawkus on the SEN roster would change NOTHING in the team dynamic
https://www.vlr.gg/post/378497/rawkus-joins-sentinels-as-coach-from-faze
I was right again
3 months of hard work and team didnt get any better. even worse, team is dying day by day and will probably change players soon

saying tha ACE isn't that good and that their win on Masters was a fluke
https://www.vlr.gg/post/503944/report-cned-exploring-options-outside-acend
They are already getting worse day by day. Lost to Guild few days ago and will get destroyed next champions. Mark my words and bum this thread when it happens.

saying keznit was racist few months ago
https://www.vlr.gg/58924/brazilians-please-stop-supporting-kru
Got extremely downvoted by saying this. People didnt believe me.

And then what happened?
https://twitter.com/KRUesports/status/1495170769902518278
https://www.vlr.gg/72223/kru-is-banned-from-the-brazilian-scrim-system
Guess who was right again?

saying MiBR is a shit team and that signing this lineup was a massive waste of money
https://www.vlr.gg/post/540744/mibr-enter-valorant
They couldnt make it even pass the open qualify as per
https://www.vlr.gg/66286/tbk-esports-vs-mibr-champions-tour-brazil-stage-1-challengers-1-sf
https://www.vlr.gg/64112/pancada-e-amigos-vs-mibr-champions-tour-brazil-stage-1-challengers-1-sf
Guess who was right again?

#20
davmg
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rare trembolonarage neutral post

#23
trembolonaRage
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edited it :>

#88
Asphyxia
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L + ratio + tennisfan is holding me at gunpoint + wardell owns you + I suck mwzeras cock everyday unlike you + I am your dad + counter ratio denied to your counterratio + ur trash + flair checks out

#99
no1haterbutloveyou2
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?

#101
Asphyxia
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rrrr-rr-ratio 🤓🤓🤓

#111
SuperRoss
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#21
Marty
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trembolona why not VK flair?

#25
davmg
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trembolona clean, trembolona no flair~

#28
Marty
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I guess it makes sense just feels empty tho you know? Like even shadow has a SEN flair; I used to not have flair but it felt empty without

#36
werZy
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Talking to you irl must be a disgusting experience, I swear

Always full of "I am right"s

Guess u wasn't about HL stomping Loud today :/

#39
jblancard
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kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

#47
shrado
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w

#108
Mememeister1
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Hi I'm also a user of vlr.gg (kinda like Jonty on HLTV) and I comment less than people such as MilanTheMyth Netero and Calypso because I'm actually busy. Here is a guide to TrelembonaRage

It's true that he receives a lot of hate but you must understand he dickrides mwzera so much that he has become the subject of vitriol in the community. The majority of hate he gets is really undeserved and I would advise you to remember the vlr.gg forum rules before sending abuse to any user on this website. Also the meme threads on this website are some of the greatest especially from memelord Issax28 but I regret to say that HLTV will have the top spot for memes.

I watch a lot of BR valorant and it is no secret that mw is a very good player but Trelembona here has a tendency to overhype him a lot and only recently mw has gone to an international VAL event and impressed. Also there is a new BR superteam in LOUD and they look very good as of late.(especially aspas)

#126
sueYA
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a post from trembolona that is not an L? wtf

#3
kwe
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Noyn gang

#4
Netero
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AYAYA

#8
kwe
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I love ur weeb ass (personality)

#10
Netero
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Can I have a bonk flair too? 😳

#11
kwe
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Absolutely cutie

#12
Netero
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:D

#14
kwe
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<3

#93
CRAZY_CHAINSAW_MAN_FAN
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stfu and reread chainsaw man

#105
Netero
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W

#114
justboy
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i hecking love netero

#115
S0v4k
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Batchest!

#5
KregMaster123
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W

#6
delusional_sentinels_fan1
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My god you actually took the time out of your day to write this, truly a VLR user.

#125
tennisfan
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Posts: 1249

#127
delusional_sentinels_fan1
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Didn't say I'm not a vlr user brotha

#7
werZy
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Giga W

#9
shrado
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tldr; alt+f4

#13
shrado
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ratio + trembolonaRage owns you

#104
tennisfan
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Counter

#15
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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And leave

#16
plas
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HAHAHHA this post is amazing

#17
CalypsoGHC
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bad baits? how insulting + everyone here loves me

#19
Marty
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I like you when you arent baiting

#18
Marty
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Also if you want an easy comeback when someone makes fun of a team you like just insult their flair or flag. Examples include if an indian says sentinels is trash then they will get a response saying "india no scene" "Indian talking" "GE cant even play masters" and other insults based on flag. And based on my own research (probably wrong) you get 4 stars once you accumulate 280 total posts (you cant spam tho and downvotes and upvotes matter).

#22
elayaCL
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A truly reflection of a vlr user, investing time in doing this thread.

+1

#24
kwe
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It's almost artistic

#26
MilanTheMyth
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im not in the list :(

anyways banger thread

#29
DogeForPres
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JUSTICE4MILAN

also its probably for the best, means you aren't a hazard to the forums

#33
MilanTheMyth
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anime weeaboos cringe is all i have to say.
hazard?

#56
number1_ScreaM_fan
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Sadge :(

#68
tennisfan
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Sorry dude I kinda forgot about you. If I did remember I would've added you to the list.

#81
not_toxic_at_all
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when's part 2?

#103
tennisfan
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Idk when I have more free time to write a long post I may consider it.

#86
Asphyxia
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THE FUCK BRO. YOU HAVE 7415 POSTS. DAMN. I ONLY HAVE 4495.

#124
elayaCL
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you're the silent hero

#27
DogeForPres
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wardell is baiter

Teams with normal fans: NV (optic), XSET, Gambit, (some) liquid, Cloud9, FPX

#30
Marty
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FPX :)

#31
CalypsoGHC
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wardell's first blood stats check out :)

#45
jblancard
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against tier 4 teams lul

#34
kwe
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Bonkers

#85
Asphyxia
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NAH LIQUID has some of the most delusional fans I've ever seen.

#32
arnav
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huge

#35
Gomes255
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disrespect to delusional nukkye fan

#37
Eutalyx
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  • good tour
  • lacking direct mentions of active staff
  • lacking mentions of certain personalities (milan, vortex)
#38
feelsbadboaster
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Ratio🤓

#51
Eutalyx
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deny + did you not read the thread?

#55
feelsbadboaster
-7
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Ratio again😱

#84
Asphyxia
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Ratio denied 🤓

#48
CalypsoGHC
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Who cars

#52
Eutalyx
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i care about this ratio

#53
CalypsoGHC
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If you were someone relevant like purest maybe you wouldn’t fail your ratios

#57
Rainyy
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c-c-counter ratio
d-did i do it right...?

#58
CalypsoGHC
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C’mon dude don’t go for easy counter ratios that’s for pussies!

#79
Asphyxia
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ummmm I heard from tennis fan on vlr.gg that you are a meanie. thus ur point doesn't matter and u should shut up D:.
also L + Ratio
I'm so cool

#90
Vortexy
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common Calypso L

#89
Vortexy
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omg, did he mean me??? :DDDDD

my day is made and my excitement is immensurable

#94
MilanTheMyth
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today is gonna be a good day :)

#40
jblancard
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W thread

#41
hiyo
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i should be there

#42
hiyo
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also L thread + wardell owns you + ratio + mwzera best raze world

#44
kwe
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Agreed

#62
tennisfan
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No

#80
Asphyxia
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Agreed. U and me are OG's that are still here. Getsy's and beb0p left us.

#43
Jockie
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You like tennis? Have you been following the tour?

#71
tennisfan
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Yes

#46
bow___
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nice

#49
nikoya
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add

"now if you didn't have a long enough attention span to read my guide, then you're doing well. You'll fit in wonderfully. If you did read the whole thing, I'd suggest you leave and save what brain cells you have left before trembolona deletes them."

#50
Netero
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KEKW

#54
ItsMeDio
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It's almost poetic

#59
yaiima0
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website is full of degens

#60
patuj
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nice thanks for this post it really helps me!

#61
S0v4k
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You forgot about the weekly:

  • Guess your agent/rank thread
  • Anime thread
  • Valorant World Cup thread
#63
ZoldyK
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You forgot the only active FPX fan on this site :(

#64
fadezis
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Debateable!

#67
ZoldyK
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Brethren 🤝

#123
tennisfan
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I can really feel the momentum building for FPX's third fan!

#82
Asphyxia
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If u mean flair maybe. But I am an FPX fan no cap. everyone said I was a madman when I said FPX and GUILD would pop off this year.

#65
HaSanity
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where is me :(

#113
Gomes255
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No where, baiters only

#66
ciro
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does this mean im not a degenerate

#70
tennisfan
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All 4-stars are degens

#69
tennisfan
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Accident ignore this comment

#72
i_come_from_hltv
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hello newcomers pls leave vlr u don't wanna be stuck here like me :(

#73
HackNaija
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im not delusional i only speak truth clown

#75
tennisfan
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COPIUM

#76
number1_ScreaM_fan
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L + scream sits on soniqs

#118
Hater
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kinky?

#120
tennisfan
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???

#74
number1_ScreaM_fan
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W post + u forgot to mention that they should also support the scream nation first thing when they sign up

#77
tennisfan
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Of course 🤐 👍

#78
i_come_from_hltv
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+1

#83
Asphyxia
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Mention iKyoto. tbh Korean Overlord is super biased and has subpar takes.
Also me, hiyo, turkey, and PrTsty should be mentioned for being OG's no cap.

also thank you for the adivce.
so L + ratio.

#87
wewZ
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seems legit

#91
DZeeMYRON
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You have to appreciate how consistently dogshit takes issax has throughout different boards. From R/ValorantComp to VLR, man is committed to being the most degen out there

#92
zavicio
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i recently joined this website and it's filled with losers it seems lmfao

#95
lorenzopajaroFC
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Welp, then there’s the reason why you’re here

#96
zavicio
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nah i'm obviously superior to these dumb fucks like you

#97
lorenzopajaroFC
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Lol see, you already have the spirit of an average vlr.gg user

#98
gira_aspas
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I like to praise aspas man I love aspas #1 ranked world always gonna win with that crosshair thanks sassi final boss

#112
kzeriar
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thánks thánks sássi

#100
ilikerubikscubes
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Haven't been here in a while.

Never change, VLR.

#102
deathlyclaws
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You forgot about sprouts- the most sweet person on vlr

#106
feaN
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Just imagine this, you make a thread about this, you write 10000000words and you forget to mentions the GOAT of the site aka feaN.

Feel sorry for ya bud

#117
tennisfan
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Ratio

#107
ndrrr
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#goNOYN

#109
toXiCon
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This is the best post ever on this site lmao

#110
number1_MIBR_hater
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Get a life lmao

#121
tennisfan
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You created your account this month and you still have more posts than me. Maybe you should get a life instead.

#122
number1_MIBR_hater
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Ok, but did you get a life?

#116
inlucid
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i love how after this post, a lot of Team Liquid's flair started to appear

#119
Hater
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Gotta add an amendment to the flair section that the only correct options is Bonkers

#128
fatpoipoiiii
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holy cool stuff bro, enigma should pin this

#129
hxnW
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tech me how to ratio shadowisbad

#130
tennisfan
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If you can't figure that out on your own then you're hopeless

#131
hxnW
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tech me plse

#132
tennisfan
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No

#133
CanadianLegend
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We need a update on this @tennisfan

#134
Noyn
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Thanks brother 🥰

#135
deathlyclaws
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Literal internet explorer moment

#136
Noyn
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LMAO, didn’t see it

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JustEnjoying
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Bruh you're so late that tennisfan has a wife and a kid now. All g tho

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