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my icks in men (part 2)

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#1
asunaluvr

okay it's been a while since i made the first one so i decided to make a part 2 😝

when they wear those running shoes With chunky ass soles day to day, makes u look like such a dork

doesnt own an Electric toothbrush

loud sneezes, pls just relax its a scary noise

when i have to ASK you to slow Down when walking, u should know not to walk too fast

when they have a pimple, makes u look like a crusty teenager + its gross. just cover it With makeup or just pop it

bad at Reading body Language

any pants that arent suit pants or baggy jeans

working out in trousers instead of shorts (gray sweatpants are fine though)

when they yawn and stretch their arms out wayy too far, actually feels like im being violently attacked

says they have a big interest in something but its obviously very shallow to the point it seems they dont even care

ONLY dates women 2+ years younger, ew.

being a white Knight, "u ladies alright?" GET AWAYYYY

unable to cry

doesnt care about the climate

doesnt think about his future

sags his pants (doesnt matter if its on purpose or not, pull ur pants up loser)

wears shirts so tight i can see his nipples, EWWWWWW

a slickback haircut (only okay if ur really hot)

doesnt get along well With his siblings

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nooomy
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my icks in anyone: glazes Asuna

#4
shrike-
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Friendly fire

#5
asunaluvr
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holy flair quisling
here at 100T we SUPPORT our players

#7
nooomy
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oh I support him but its still an ick

#6
Acethyr
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oh well fuck you too man

#9
nooomy
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its ok man ive been giving myself the ick recently

#3
sh1lll
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I wanna run this back but my shit hasn’t changed since the first post

#8
aiminverylabs
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Ok

#10
Bigfish
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lol ts gotta be ragebait cuz this 99% of the population

#11
dododo_de_dadada
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lost me at

so i decided to make a part 2

#44
DSBY
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another W post goat :3

#12
officialnlechoppa
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??? haircuts? really?

also pimples are completely normal, you probably have some too

#13
sh1lll
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i mean it’s valid haircuts define ur look as. a male

#19
asunaluvr
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barely, i have a good skincare routine + if any pop up i deal with them before showing my face to anyone

#14
Dudhi
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is this why you love asuna

i mean he is very teddy bear-like

#15
Livvie
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white knights are sooo cringe

#16
iheartwinter
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i dont run
i own a manual toothbrush
i sneeze like a kitten
i dont walk im in my chair all day
every part of my body is covered in 50kg of makeup
im fluent in body language bcz i have no head
i only wear baggy jeans
i dont workout
i dont have a mouth so i cant yawn
i have no big interests
i dont date women
im a mega knight
i cry all the time
i love the climate
i obsess about my future
i wear my pants up to my chest
u cant see nipples under my pants
im bald like sideshow
i have no siblings

we might be compatible

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DSBY
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performative mf

#17
Lordsalih
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why gray sweatpants in particular may i ask

#21
asunaluvr
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my lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.

#24
Lordsalih
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i think i know why now

#18
DSBY
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who does this dude think she is

#22
Lordsalih
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tell her king

#26
DSBY
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if i wanna show my nipples, who gon stop me?

#28
Lordsalih
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fr bro just show them

#39
DSBY
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thank you for ur kind words lordsaldih!!!

#40
Lordsalih
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mods, send 1000V straight to his nipples

#43
DSBY
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WHAT!!??

#20
Hoppieee
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tf is wrong with working out in black sweatpants and wearing something other than suit pants and baggy jeans? ts gotta be 0/10 ragebait

#23
fungame024
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I don't:
okay it's been a while since i made the first one so i decided to make a part 2 😝

when they wear those running shoes With chunky ass soles day to day, makes u look like such a dork

doesnt own an Electric toothbrush

loud sneezes, pls just relax its a scary noise

when i have to ASK you to slow Down when walking, u should know not to walk too fast

when they have a pimple, makes u look like a crusty teenager + its gross. just cover it With makeup or just pop it

bad at Reading body Language

any pants that arent suit pants or baggy jeans

working out in trousers instead of shorts (gray sweatpants are fine though)

when they yawn and stretch their arms out wayy too far, actually feels like im being violently attacked

says they have a big interest in something but its obviously very shallow to the point it seems they dont even care

ONLY dates women 2+ years younger, ew.

being a white Knight, "u ladies alright?" GET AWAYYYY

unable to cry

doesnt care about the climate

doesnt think about his future

sags his pants (doesnt matter if its on purpose or not, pull ur pants up loser)

wears shirts so tight i can see his nipples, EWWWWWW

a slickback haircut (only okay if ur really hot)

doesnt get along well With his siblings

#25
AstaR0th
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why are we doing this again? atp its just natural selection, i hope you find happiness being a cat mom

#29
Livvie
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angy

#31
dododo_de_dadada
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angy because truth!

#32
Livvie
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angy cuz woman

#34
AstaR0th
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is the anger in the room with us right now

#35
Livvie
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angy boop

#37
saltyedamame25
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Man is mad

#41
AstaR0th
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i think you havent seen someone get angry before and thats okay, you're very sheltered

#38
Lordsalih
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how bout we just stop giving fucks about some1 you will never meet icks, old mad yelling at clouds ahh

#27
Acethyr
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guess im doing pretty well for myself

#30
Teunoin
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are cargopants also allowed, besides that im scoring pretty high :), until you decide to make a new list

#33
SleepingSnorlax
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Fools never change I guess in spreading idiocy

#36
officialnlechoppa
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I feel like nowadays people just hate men, we gotta be one of the most hated groups after some others, at least top 5

as a man I feel sad we can't even express ourselves anymore

#42
Livvie
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cishet white men seem to have it so hard especially if they are rich

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overheat
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when i have to ASK you to slow Down when walking, u should know not to walk too fast

holy skill issue

#46
I_LOVE_LESS
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whats with men constantly walking as fast as they possibly can

#51
AstaR0th
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are u guys elderly or what bro stop walking as slow as possible

#60
Livvie
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u seem angy

#76
AstaR0th
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why u following me around calling me angry i cant convey my very calm tone over text

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Livvie
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cuz its funi

#52
Lordsalih
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going fast, thats my reason ig

#53
Acethyr
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if im alone im going to walk as quickly as possible
if im with someone ill match their pace

#54
officialnlechoppa
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no time to waste mentality

#58
asunaluvr
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so true it's a mystery to me

#47
GodAwfulGod
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Have you ever considered that you might just not like any men at all?

#49
I_LOVE_LESS
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no lesbian could come up with this many things about men

#56
GodAwfulGod
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True, but also I don't think there is a single human on this planet who she wouldn't find some kind of ick

#48
9wntr
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hi lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/green-fn-space-shot-universe-xeT5YxD4altqOCLSok

#57
DSBY
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thanks for saving my grandma from falling off the tree & saving my cat from the burning kitchen

#50
SudokuDude
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I was with you until this

loud sneezes, pls just relax its a scary noise

WE CANT CONTROL THAT!!!!!!! RAHHH

#59
asunaluvr
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okay but like pls calm down or maybe hold it in idk.. :(

#61
Raize1
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Again some of these fair but stretching too much and an electric toothbrushHELLOOO?!?!! i prefer my manual soft toothbrush IF I NEED TO SNEEZE BE READY FOR AN EARTHQUAKE

#63
asunaluvr
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electric toothbrush just has a more clean vibe idk

#73
Raize1
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Sure, but the manual toothbrush hasn't undergone any crazy evolution over the years because it is good for the purpose it was made for. My dentist told me a lot of cases she has seen of over brushing happens in cases where 1 and electric toothbrush is used and a brush with a harder bristle that iver brushes is being used

#62
Justsomebum
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grown ahh lady talm bout eecs

#64
mDd
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Nintendo 64

#65
Z0vereign
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your shopping for a hyper specific person not looking for a partner atp

#66
asunaluvr
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well isnt that the thing with a partner, u only need 1 person to fit ur criteria

#86
Z0vereign
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i find stupid ass lists like this terrible and i avoid people like this they seem shallow

#90
asunaluvr
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im not shallow i promise
i promise im nice and kind too

#104
suklaamies699
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surely you are, probably spying on your partner all the time with these lists hanging above their heads... lol spare me that stress 😭

#67
Emmieeee
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i agree slick backs look horrible

#68
Emmieeee
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omg six sevenn

#69
asunaluvr
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🀝🀝

#70
Emmieeee
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even if your like a hot guy it still makes u look ugly

#71
Xplodd
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I’m being dead serious how does one sneeze quieter

#72
Acethyr
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gotta squeeze it a bit and always do it into a tissue πŸ‘

#74
Marii
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Why did this bang again

#75
asunaluvr
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i always make banger posts

#103
Marii
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Ig bruh 🫩

#78
overheat
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reasons:

  • asunaluvr is currently vlr #1 avg posts per day user
  • being a girl attracts the obscure vlr users
  • there are many asunaluvr haters who want to make fun of her
  • ick threads are usually very successful
#82
asunaluvr
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w-what 😨😿 there are asunaluvr haters?? πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”

#83
poggpigg
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no 😊

#88
overheat
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can't slander the bum this time since he hates asunaluvr. Will slander u next time when u say smth i disagree or can make fun of

#85
overheat
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yes me. 100bum fans are to be hated

#92
asunaluvr
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πŸ˜ΏπŸ’” i actually liked u im so sad now

#94
overheat
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I always make fun of 100bums. You alr know this so this is nth new

#95
asunaluvr
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no i dont think ive seen that πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”

#97
overheat
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https://www.vlr.gg/643565/give-me-freedom/#5

#96
asunaluvr
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OH WAIT UR MONDELY NOW I GET IT
grrr ur mean 😑

#99
overheat
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Rebrand so good u didn't make fun of the name. I know it's a W rebrand. take notes bum for when u rebrand next

#77
Hyssopus1
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Being gay can't be that bad, the greeks were on something.

#79
poggpigg
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0l0ctr0c t00thbr0sh

it too rough on my teeth 😿

very sensitive teeth 😿

#84
overheat
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BUM p0ggp0gg HAHAHA

Weak teeth bum to be sensitive to electric toothbrush. Makes sense cuz 0ll g0m0rs is as weak and fragile as your teeth

#87
poggpigg
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πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”

#89
overheat
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sorry buddy. you were just unlucky that u were the first name that came to mind when i thought of picking a vlr user to relentlessly hate on for fun

#91
poggpigg
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πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”

#93
overheat
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HAHAHAHAHA BUMGAMERS

#101
poggpigg
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stop being mean to me 😿

im going to cry 😿

#102
overheat
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:( ok i'll stop for awhile

#81
tua
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valid

#98
Pusakabo0
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my icks with ppl
-Using their uselessness in vlr

#100
asunaluvr
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what does this even mean

#105
kk85
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"doesnt care about the climate"
caring about the climate is performative

#106
asunaluvr
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how so?

#108
kk85
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The climate is changing all the time, no one wants to admit that manmade climate change is largely from China and India. One volcanic eruption releases more CO2 into the atmosphere than all of humanity, through all of human history, combined. There's more too it than just greenhouse gasses. Mass pollution like creating giant floating islands made out of plastic in the middle of the ocean has a huge effect on the climate like poisoning all of the sea life & by extension ourselves.

We only focus on 1 aspect and no one even takes that single aspect seriously because you'd need to mention that India and China are responsible for global emissions and pollution. Anyone who cries about human-caused climate change while ignoring the unlimited garbage dumping that Asia is doing is just performative. On top of that, you have voices who speak about CC that fly around on private jets (like Leonardo DiCaprio for example) and it's just disingenuous.

Until the people complaining about CC start living by their convictions, renouncing all of their earthly pleasures and return to the woods, I won't take it seriously either.

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asunaluvr
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sure i mean ur probably right but to me showing u atleast care about how climate chsnge is affecting the planet tells me stuff about you

#107
1d
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my ick is losing to me in deathmatch ngl

#109
asunaluvr
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can u bugger off wondee

#111
1d
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well it probably won't happen to you often since you're immo2 right?

#112
asunaluvr
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i dont deserve it im a pathetic boosted loser who just got lucky with good teammates

#113
Acethyr
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lets not talk negatively about ourselves, that leads to nothing
if youre at your rank and have been there for any significant amount of time, you deserve it

#115
asunaluvr
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i only solo q and ive been immo 1-2 for over a year consistently but i still feel like i dont deserve it sometimes idk

#118
Acethyr
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i mean, from what i've seen, your takes have been pretty good on this site and you've been immo for over a year
don't see how you don't deserve it
keep your chin up 😊

#114
1d
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you are not a boosted loser, you are a lil pathetic tho

#116
asunaluvr
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im pathetic???

#117
1d
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just a lil bit :3

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