100 Thieves: Asuna's dirt on the org
Cloud9: Oxy is a fraud and Zellsis is nepo baby, Xeppaa is still ass
Evil Geniuses: Who? At least y0y is gone
FURIA: rejects and bums
KRÜ Esports: saadhak is washed, siletnzz cannot carry this dumpster fire
Leviatán: Like the team but the org has no aura, should have kept Demon1, and the new players are overhyped like Dante
LOUD: C0u0nz0n, pancada washed, no robbie no win
MIBR: Zekken will overdose, Aspas is a baiter, Mazino is overrated, other 2 are frauds
NRG: Som cannot carry ethans shitty igling
Sentinels: s0n, also no chinese team will make a finals so they are finished, ara owns them
G2 Esports: Babybay will die of old age on stage
ENVY: poppin, eggster, babyj lmaooooooo
BBL Esports: Facing real players, should have taken the bag they are frauds
FNATIC: Boaster is ass and Veqaj is not Chronicle so he will not get bailed out
FUT Esports: Pick up the most mid players ever
Gentle Mates: EG ahh roster, bunch of bums
GIANTX: 0 aura, not winning shit lets be honest
Karmine Corp: Like the team ngl, but fr0nch so rip
Natus Vincere: FILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILUFILU FILU
Team Heretics: Benjy is the most overrated player of all time and comeback is a fraud
Team Liquid: Minib00 and k0m0
Team Vitality: Cant even hate, have fun VIT fans (they will drop the players after kickoff)
ULF Esports: Onliners, faced bums at ascension which was lucky asf
PCIFIC Esports: BBL's son, will never live down the cuck allegations
DetonatioN FocusMe: No need to speak on this
DRX: WIll change the roster and throw easy games
Gen.G: L0kia and Sexture, no goatkin no win
Global Esports: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Paper Rex: Lucky last year, never agin, Jinggg will retire to become a full time ageplayer
Rex Regum Qeon: Small game merchants
T1: Used 1000000000 years of luck, will be ass for rest of time
BOOM Esports: WILL replace T0l0n and win champs (if they dont get pr0m00)
ZETA DIVISION: Japanese valorant is washed asf if honeybunny is considered, they aint doing shit like always
SLT Seongnam: NS 0.5
Nongshim RedForce: SLT 1.5 (still ass)
All Gamers: For having all the gamers their players are pretty shit
Guangzhou Huadu Bilibili Gaming: Ass name, -1000 aura since 2023, washed
EDward Gaming: Will keep swapping 5th mans and never be consistent
FunPlus Phoenix: Nobody cares and the lost Autumn
JDG Esports: Nobody cares
Nova Esports: Nobody cares
Wuxi Titan Esports Club: Haodong is ass
Trace Esports: decent but decent in china is nothing
TYLOO: Slowly is a fraud and who else is even playing for them? Plumbers?
Wolves Esports: Dropped the roster that carried SuiFatBB, he will hold them back with an admittedly decent roster
Xi Lai Gaming: all frauds and international merchants
Dragon Ranger Gaming: who cares they aint doing shit
Champions Winners: NAVI, they will drop f0l0 and get the goat ardiis


