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Society let me cook

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#1
cioccolat

Sugars synthesize into lipids (lipideos)
And those guys are responsible into making sexual hormones

What if the excess consumption of oils is what causes overly sexual behaviour? Like, sexual violence and those "I gotta have sex 3 times a week" type people?

Cuz whenever we think back to ancient times, the dudes that committed the pillaging and raping, what did they mostly eat and drink? Mead(alcohol in general) and Breads

And those are both rich in lipids, you know what else is rich in lipids? Lipoproteins, Fatty cuts of meat.

I mean, the Greeks were basically having orgies every day, what did they consume the most? OLIVE OIL

TLDR; OIL = SEX

EDIT: i dont understand why you folks are so mad? did none of you ever stayed awake thinking about funny possibilities? πŸ—£πŸ—£ how bitter are you mfs 😭😭😭😭😭

#2
cloudberry
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Correlation β‰  causation

#6
cioccolat
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I agree, but this isn't a final article, this needs extensive research and testing, I'm just, how do you say it? Idea pitching?
Like
What if this is the case, the only way to know is research

I just think these sort of things are fun to think about

#10
cloudberry
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That's fair.
In that case, I'd say Middle Eastern people eat olive oil with basically everything and are also maybe the least sexual people I've ever met

#14
IonlywatchvcjXD
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You better consult extensively with your lecturer or anyone with authority or else your resume is toast πŸ˜‚

#3
Convoy
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declaration of you having ~75 iq

#29
ALoKi007
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why are you getting downvoted lol... are people really liking what the op said?

#30
nobody___100
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op has more downvotes

#31
Genos_The_King
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He said 75 iq instead of -75 iq

#38
Convoy
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my flag gets me free downvotes :)

#4
i11matic
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Bro thinks metabolism is that simple lmao

#8
cioccolat
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I know it ain't, this is just a pitch.
Also, the body has a feedback system of substances, everytime an organ releases a substance other parts react,maybe (through testing & research) oils also trigger that feedback system and they do so by increasing sexual hormones absorption/production
Or maybe some other minor enzyme we haven't fully studied

Science sustains itself on wonder

#5
Serath
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*Oiled up = Sex

#7
bronzil_enjoyer
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so lipids only make sexual hormones?

#9
cioccolat
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No no, they make other stuff too like energy reserves and cellular membranes.
They are present in the Pain System of our bodies!

#11
UkieVAL
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...wtf did i just read???

#12
IonlywatchvcjXD
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Bro has a degree in pseudoscience

#13
Aberage_emea_fan_69
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Delete this

#15
inlucid
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i appreciate your courage to share this idea publicly

#16
SuperRoss
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I just drank a tin of olive oil which will come first, the sex or the rain that will nake me fly

#18
Tryeue2
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sex first im omw to italy rn

#17
uwukitten
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if you can think of it, there's a 100% chance other (more professional) people have thought about it/researched it and it was implausible

#33
cioccolat
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did you find it?

#19
anyth1ng
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hey do u wanna get oiled up for me? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

#20
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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so that's why the extra virgin olive oil was getting me hard

#21
nutab1e
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this is why americans give the best backshots

#22
ntro
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average TBK esports fan

#23
ALoKi007
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

#27
Kirako
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dayum

#28
ALoKi007
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πŸ˜”

#32
Genos_The_King
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πŸ˜‚

#34
cioccolat
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did bro expect me to post a proven thesis on the subject?

#36
ALoKi007
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Looks like my reply went over your head faster than my grandpa's smoke rings 🚬

#24
fun_at_the_waterslide
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blud graduated with an online degree from the university of american samoa

#25
highlyte
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this is what you need to write "allat" under

#35
cioccolat
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its off topic, why would you click off topic if not for some weirdposting?

#26
ilovefrozenblueberries
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yeah it’s time to get oiled up lil bro

#37
alsdhflkahflkajsdhlfhsadl
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what in the actual fuck is this

#39
KilOOty
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