Im no weather man, but we’ll being seeing 7-8 inches tonight

0/10

0/7-8

mid

your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them

aylez [#4]

mid

Asking you to drop a line not r8 mine

Master_oGgway [#6]

Asking you to drop a line not r8 mine

ive got plenty, would rather not get banned though :>

i got a rlly good one, been using it for a year now

"Please give me head"

aylez [#7]

ive got plenty, would rather not get banned though :>

Drop the lines or no balls

juho [#5]

your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them

lmao

Bro you know you ain't packing that cmon

Master_oGgway [#9]

Drop the lines or no balls

no balls sadly

It would work for me but she’ll get mad I didn’t specify millimeters

aylez [#12]

no balls sadly

woman alert??

She bited my penithhh I go yeouchh

ARE YOU POTATO CHIPS? CAUSE UR SO NOISY WHEN I EAT YOU

bring your gf to a sushi restaurant.

"you know sushi isn't the only raw meat you're getting tonight".

Are you a Sprite?

bcs you're sodalicious

CoCloudy [#14]

woman alert??

Women don't exist lil bro

juho [#5]

your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them

8/8

Aru u NaVi?
Coz evry1 just bangs u

are you looking for a stud? cus i have already got the std, all i need is you

kamisavitar [#21]

Aru u NaVi?
Coz evry1 just bangs u

😭

CoCloudy [#14]

woman alert??

is there a problem w that?

Did you know Oppenheimer created the atomic bomb?Because I’m looking for some sloppenheimer.

aylez [#24]

is there a problem w that?

Shawty alert

Yessirskiiii [#26]

Shawty alert

Masterclass

basu001 [#22]

are you looking for a stud? cus i have already got the std, all i need is you

5/8

tomato211222 [#27]

Masterclass

Shouldn't you be sleeping tomato211222

Yessirskiiii [#29]

Shouldn't you be sleeping tomato211222

nah i was

kamisavitar [#21]

Aru u NaVi?
Coz evry1 just bangs u

Bro 💀

Yessirskiiii [#26]

Shawty alert

aw fuck

I'd call the police tbh

Are you a bowling ball? Cuz I wanna stick 3 fingers inside u

pkSqueegee [#33]

I'd call the police tbh

"You are under arrest ma'am"
grabs hand and gets ready to cuff her
"Why? What did I do?"
"You stole something ma'am"
"What did I steal"
"My heart"

juho [#5]

your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them

juho saar rizzler 🗿

Tanmayyy [#36]

juho saar rizzler 🗿

:D

justron40 [#17]

bring your gf to a sushi restaurant.

"you know sushi isn't the only raw meat you're getting tonight".

good one lol

kamisavitar [#21]

Aru u NaVi?
Coz evry1 just bangs u

best one so far

torn_gucci_sandals [#8]

i got a rlly good one, been using it for a year now

"Please give me head"

you know you're down bad when you said "please" 💀

are you ange1?
cuz you always troll with me

Master_oGgway [#35]

"You are under arrest ma'am"
grabs hand and gets ready to cuff her
"Why? What did I do?"
"You stole something ma'am"
"What did I steal"
"My heart"

chicks don't fall for that anymore

Do you wanna play shark attack with me?I'll go up and down on you and you'll scream

cCyan [#42]

chicks don't fall for that anymore

Nah, that's how my friend got his gf on Halloween