who up grqin they shit?

you lose to Furia rebuild

I love this team

I think it's pretty cool to have an Aussie player actually getting playing time in pacific. I wish we had more OCE representation in Tier 1.

−trashpas
+sonofcar

Next
Airplane
To
Santiago

that is all

Pretty good band imo

this will be one of the valorant games ever played

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

Laz drops 50

more like xeppaatism

moco might be the goat

bro started watching VCT 3 days ago and is already champions MVP

They really missed another LAN huh?

How does this affect yays legacy?

hes like if zellsis were good

Laz drops 50

but he got hype moments and aura

I am once again asking, why does he look like that?

wear a really cool hat

Why does he look like that?

Y'all think he owns an air fryer?

throwing the round so he can get a 40 bomb

is he still better than tenz?

go outside

100T would still be in kickoff if boostio didn't play like he started using a computer last week

make a change tomorrow, then undo the change the day before next split starts

he should show ass more

Stellar is the most good looking valorant player ever. He is the only white boy in history to get it popping. Genetically he is a chad, on and off the server. Oh my god, talking about him gets me light headed. I just want to see my cute boy win.

title

y'all told me this man was ass.
wtf happened?

pANcada's the goat

pick up an americas player

What is bro running from?

no

AMER:
Aspas(duelist)
valyn(smoke[IGL])
ethan(flashes)
verno(recon init)
leaf(sentinel)

EMEA:
less (sentinel)
crashies (recon init)
flyuh (smokes)
saadhak (flashes [IGL])
koalanoob (duelist)

APAC:
mako(smokes)
f0rsaken(flashes)
meteor(sentiel)
primmie(duelist)
invy(recon init)

CN:
who cars

Laz drops 50

me :)

no

Less
Saadhak
Florescent
Koalanoob
Flyuh

best 5 players in emea, no?

i would rather swim to the bottom of a lake and swallow.

The next game on the vlr schedule is over 3 days away.
surely theres a local tournament or something somewhere.
do we just have to watch streamers play ranked for the next 72 hours?

bros a dude needer

Laz drops 50

3-2 lev

idk prolly jack off

💀

what is bro running from?

nrg dont win any
g2 dont win any
DFM win every single game they play