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Last post: August 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Sayonara not old enough and Derke is easily better than B1SK

posted 2 weeks ago

You're kinda cooking though I still think batu's senti has been kinda mid. He was ok on attack but he wasn't insane, but his site anchoring was pretty abysmal. I think there's a lotta upgrades available especially since senti is probably the most stacked role in EMEA

posted 2 weeks ago

Demon1 reuniting with his favourite human drone and finally having a serious IGL for the first time since he won Champs

I don't wanna speak too soon but he may be back

posted 2 weeks ago

Was a good run while it lasted

Real ones will always remember the Paris Major

Was a colossal fumble not at least securing SimonD4rk and going for OLIZERA over someone like chiwa or aNguiSt,

Probably should've cut AvovA as well tbh. sh1n is literally right there

And like batu is kinda ahhh icl there's probably like 10 players you could've gone with

Now you mfs are going bankrupt cuz you put faith in batujnax AvovA and OLIZERA

I kinda fw penny and MOLSI tho free my mans

posted 2 weeks ago

I don't mean current day

All time Fnatic CS from 2013-2015 was fucking legendary

posted 2 weeks ago

Nah surely we are not ignoring their legend status in CS

posted 2 weeks ago

If EWC is the only event this roster ever wins I'm gonna crashout more than if we come 2nd again I can't fucking take it anymore

posted 3 weeks ago

A retake is gonna be virtually impossible if the attackers have mid control

posted 1 month ago

I think every fanbase for everything in existence is just cancer ngl

posted 1 month ago

We are saying Val has better movement πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

posted 1 month ago

Americas is 11 for 12 on getting eliminated by EMEA in internationals

Mfs are getting sonned

posted 1 month ago

In an ideal world where all 12 teams in every region pick the absolute best players they can get, what would EMEA look like (with no imports)?

Who are the 12 best IGL's?
Who are the 12 best players of each role?
How would each roster shape up?

posted 1 month ago

His shameless gooner aura too intimidating for CS

posted 1 month ago

Allg, goat IGL has torszi and Jimmy to carry him

posted 1 month ago

Brollan mogs

posted 1 month ago

Buddy PLEASE ONE KILL is all I ask bro I beggeth

posted 1 month ago

Kinda stacked for T2 no?

Plus would be a sick storyline to see all these players run it back to T1

CyvOph brought into a dysfunctional super team and dropped after one split of being their best player
purp0 brought into a giga mid team that forced him off his comfort roles that hampered his performance
chiwa been grinding for years finally getting a shot in T1 only to be dropped before even stepping foot onto the VCT stage because of visa issues
sh1n being forced to go through one of the worst rosters in VCT history, having that team blow up and rebuild with a lot of promise only to peak early and get dropped after a disappointing end of the year

I'm really hoping these guys make a run for Ascension

posted 1 month ago

Masters Katowice would be fucking cinema, especially because IEM are moving to Krakow
Would be sick to get something in South America (just not Brazil because unless MIBR or Loud are there there will be NO ONE in the arena)
Champs is already confirmed in China, I reckon Shanghai would probably be the best option

posted 1 month ago

Ts got me tweaking

Imagine they just won 2 rounds

We don't have SEN or G2 in the top 4

Would've been absolute cinema

posted 1 month ago

Nah T1 were straight ass in Kickoff

Barely scraped by BME, TLN and PRX who were all pretty weak teams at Kickoff, then nearly choked map 5 vs GEN and just generally looked super disconnected and reliant on firepower, compared to Liquid who were genuinely fucking smoking everyone in the lower bracket and nearly beat VIT in the finals and SEN who beat a lot stronger competition to make it to Bangkok and kinda gave it to G2 in the finals

T1 were deffo had the weakest Kickoff performance of any team at Bangkok and I will die on the hill that their win was a massive fluke

posted 1 month ago

-Foxy9 +UdoTan

posted 1 month ago

Loud vs XSET 2022

posted 1 month ago

Nah bro you got it twisted, SiuFatBB is all of SEN idol

He is just that guy

Look what the sheer aura of being in the same city as him did to aspas

The song foretold it all

He's the greatest igl of all time

He will bring Wolves to 1st in Toronto and 1st in the Prem

posted 1 month ago

No fr tho if TH don't at least make top 4 at champs I'm gonna start geeking tf out and just become a N*VI fan for the best 56 year old Valorant player in history

posted 1 month ago

Sorry buddy, perfect Valorant is losing out to SiuFatBB sending Spring to go kill

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posted 1 month ago

It's actually the Year of the Mouse....Mickey Mouse....

Every tournament this year has been a joke. Peak Mickey Mouse energy. Valorant has never looked less competitive. PRX are gonna do what they always do: choke. B0tster’s gonna wind the clock down to 20 seconds and then start molding when it all falls apart. And G2 is gonna win it because they're the best of the worst.

But don’t worry. The real show starts soon. TH is taking 2nd at EWC. TH is taking 2nd at Champs. And when they do, this year will finally be saved.

Hop on the bandwagon now. I’m giving you a chance. Just don’t cry when you’re on the outside looking in.

posted 1 month ago

How you think I feel mf? I've been crashing tf out since it started

posted 1 month ago

Then since Shanghai every single Americas team will have been eliminated by EMEA except G2 at Bangkok

At Shanghai LEV were knocked out by FUT and 100T and G2 were knocked out by TH
At Seoul KRU and G2 were knocked out by FNC and LEV and SEN were knocked out by TH
At Bangkok SEN were knocked out by TL
So far at Toronto MIBR were knocked out by TL and SEN were knocked out by FNC

Would be a generational record if FNC lock in

posted 1 month ago

I will supersussyspedwin

posted 1 month ago

Average rank of the lobby was bronze 3 tho πŸ’€

posted 1 month ago

Played val with the goth girl from work

She is straight ASS

I dropped 43 in an unrated tho so she thinks I'm insane at the game

posted 1 month ago

The power of bisexuality is unparalleled

posted 1 month ago

Bro can now lose his sanity watching Dambi give up first pick 23 rounds in a row instead of TVirusLuke

posted 1 month ago

Nah EDG's run is better, both for the storyline and for the fact that T1's run was honestly kind of a fluke. They didn't look anywhere near capable of winning an event before the tournament, and fell off immediately after it was over. Definition of right place right time

posted 1 month ago

I am not opposed to either scenario, I need someone to boost me to diamond

posted 1 month ago

Tim Horton's is Canadian and I've literally never heard of cisco in my life

posted 1 month ago

Undisclosed British restaurant chain

posted 1 month ago

Pink haired goth girl who works with me plays Valorant and asked for my tag to add me

I used to pray for times like this

posted 1 month ago

It was a good run by them

But MOUZ carry on in the tourney let's fucking go Jimmphat my goat

posted 1 month ago

What are some of the best storylines that we never saw fulfilled?

Honestly I think one of the most underrated ones was the 2023 APEKS revenge tour. The 3 players from FNC who were unwanted and left behind to form a super team coming together in T2 and going on a revenge tour off the back of a young super star duelist would've been sick. Unfortunately they choked Ascension finals, 3 of the players went on to have a mid year on Liquid and the other 2 went on to IGL teams to middling - terrible results

posted 1 month ago

Fr like why would you let Falcons take m0NESY

Bum ahhhh org

posted 1 month ago

I know, imagine having your 2 best players and one of the most iconic duos in modern CS stolen by fucking bum org Falcons and your left with fucking Snax, huNter and an out of form malbs and then you gotta rebuild from there

HeavyGod deadlift type shi

posted 1 month ago

This isn't donk wtf

posted 1 month ago

Damn diamond coin fumbled

posted 1 month ago

Nah bro VIT are getting elimmed by MOUZ in the 2-2 round

Spinx beating his choke gene to get revenge on the team that cut him is gonna hit like 200000 lbs of fentanyl all at once

posted 1 month ago

Liquid are already out 0-3 bro Twistzz and NAF are washed idk what to tell you

posted 1 month ago

Nah bro Spirit are at least making finals

posted 1 month ago

Bro who cares when MongolZ vs FaZe is on

posted 1 month ago

Bro NA is actually cooked at this event like bro, Complexity bomb out only beating and 0-3 Fluxo, NRG completely fumble a lead, Wildcard choke at 2-2 against a team that wasn't even supposed to be there, M80 only beat a 0-3 team that choked a massive lead and Liquid bomb out 0-3 like bro NA is fucking chalked wrap it up

posted 1 month ago

Probably Legacy, dumau is loud asf

posted 1 month ago
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