i need real world problems for an assignment hook me up

brazilian

playing in stat farmer region

no this is the objective na init ranking

from worst to best

xeppaa
c0m
vora
johnqt
brawk
trent
poppin

Alex "onlinezerra" Banyasz is a 16 year old professional tier 2 VALORANT player. He is best known for farming online stats, shitting the bed at LAN, and getting carried by a yoru one trick through Ascension.

why are we watching 9 tier 2 players and v1c play? show us what we want to see

bro im king bob

all 2021 events - ultra mickey. we were letting asuna look like a superstar in internationals.
reykjavik 22 - semi mickey. chamber abusers won
copenhagen - microscopically mickey. prx troll comp map 5 grand final
champs 22 - NOT MICKEY
lock in - SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA MICKEY
tokyo - slightly mickey. best team won but prx sub and eg no prac w demon1
champs 23 - NOT MICKEY
madrid - mickey. 8 team masters
shanghai - NOT MICKEY
champs 24 - semi mickey. fluke winners
bangkok - mickey. 8 team masters
toronto - semi mickey. new meta just for the event, arguably best team won
champs 25 - NOT MICKEY

zidmz>>>>

if he wanted his dick sucked all he had to do was ask nicely

what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator? is blud einstein?

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2f51c5e1
sen cakewalk event
0nvy with c0rry sub
cl00d0
c0b0rt with all their good players gone

neon waylay and yoru all feel like freedom agents
no matter what you do as long as you arent throwing your play will work one way or another

whereas everyone else you still have to take fights normally

bunny girl senpai

so we're clueless

yea he and delighted are only like 300 posts separated

this is acutally pretty much just not true but all i did was 30000 (delighteds post count) divided by 581539 (# of threads)
its wrong because replies add to post count but not to thread count

never work a saturday night and you'll never get sick

awkward

delighted has over 5% of vlrs history by himself

faker
yay
tenz
mrekk
mohammed light

anti-aimsloppers have gone too far

pernil and its not close
empanadas at a far far second

sausage egg and cheese on an english muffin

v1c obviously has more experience but as long as zekken knows default smokes and listens to verno i doubt v1c will be anywhere near him

i think masturbation is normal but gooning takes it to a weird level

moonmj

ask a question that i know the answer to and i will answer it
if i dont know it i will make it up

everyone on vlr has never been within a foot of a woman let alone a realtionship

allat for srg to just win again

peak

i want 100 girlfriends that really really really really really love me

ur favorite team is middle of the pack

the hatewatch will be legendary

yea 7 trillion dollar payroll tends to do that

no im saying out of the 8 picks you made 0 of them were correct

0/8 like actually

tenz unretiring

100t icebox analysis remaster

join the superteam merchant's stream*

https://www.vlr.gg/542205/team-liquid-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2025-opening-c/?game=233427&tab=overview

just like your idol

at first i thought u were stupid and then i realized u were baiting

alr i got u

i never liked rpgs or turn based combat games but i have a soft spot for pokemon thats carved out of pure nostalgia

from china merchants to china merchants

the lesser known talent being #2 in americas ascension johnqt

knew it was coming still weird to see it happen

https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/f8ceb257-b8b7-4fd8-a786-7a797fe0c6d0?handle=kurukkz%23osu

alot of u will call this ragebait simply because you refuse to believe it
but think about it
every region has at least 1 champs trophy
except for pacific...

true american comeback story
from a region with high expectations
choking away the first trophy of the year
to becoming a laughing stock, no top 3 in masters 2 and looking like the weakest region
new young team emerges
show their resilience against reigning champs
to winning it all
and reclaiming our crown as the best region