cryo chamber
asuna flex

truly a unique and hard to make decision

see uwukitten is a t1 user but he treats his fans like shit as opposed to someone like delighted

never meet ur heroes

you have the recognizable names like berlinglazer and delighted

t2 vlr users are those of us who are trying to achieve that recognition but arent there yet

worlds best t2 vlr user prospect

im ngl i thought it was the uk flag

did vlr miss me

trent valyn jonahp sayaplayer net

g2, the symbol of adaptability, will be fine

allat and guard still have more aura than rankers and nv

valorant on library wifi🥀

an american invention called data

the memeans have never had anything better to do than sit on vlr for hours

as a proud american, ive explored the freedom of the internet more than anything else

construction guy stapled my internet wire and now im living in the stone age

what do i do

yes btw this a safe space for all alt accounts come let us know if you are!!!

the top is too far i have to admit im a low elo plebian for the rest of time

it will only get worse bro i can feel it
its like i load in the game and the loss is already registered
its a fucking pre determined outcome bro im telling you

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/kurukkz%23osu/overview?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=4c4b8cff-43eb-13d3-8f14-96b783c90cd2
the games dont get better
the teammates dont get better
i dont get better

im done man
top frag, lose
mid frag, lose
bot frag, lose
support, lose
duelist, lose
pseudo-duelist, lose
play great, lose
play poorly, lose
play average, take a wild fucking guess
over comm, lose
perfect comms, lose
under comm, lose

i give up bro
ranked is just not for me

thats like justifying signing zombs in 2026 because hes a masters winner

just the truth
you caused the uwu user apocalypse

all good vlr users are banned or inactive now people aspire to be “henbabyh” and “berlinglazer” or worse “k1rya”

surprised no one said boostio

no one asks me anything i feel like if i became the source of vlrs information we’d all be smarter

my favorite vlr moment is zidmz’s 100 upfrag post
https://www.vlr.gg/post/2802235/eg-won-a-mickey-mouse-tourney

you need to both eat and store big meals
if you dont have a pile ready youre not hibernating for shit

i was offered a full ride to harvard but i turned it down bc i was afraid of leaving home

i dont play enough u play daily

ur ascendant in pisslow memea
here in na we win champs trophies

i speak for all of vlr when i say we want to see your profile

im 5'7

mrekks top play pre rework was 2048
we're yet to see a 2.1k 2.2k and definitely havent seen a 2.3k
plus after rework it was nerfed to 1.8k
exposing urself as a fake osucel

zoo wee mama how are ya

being a g2 fan shows patience, intelligence, and loyalty

we can talk about vlr and osu

looking for girl
im diamond 1
6'0
11 tiktok followers
good at osu
6'0
aot fan
6'0
and finally
im 6'0

the guard clear bum ass rankers

emea desperately needed a superstar as americas had aspas, pacific had forsaken, and cn had kangkang

you bully me

how often are you tracking in game for it to matter

he commented on a jawgemo frenzy ace clip

carpe: aura, rizz
seider: harrassment

which

not this time buddy i thought it all the way through

i havent watched much anime recently so i havent seen alot but i have seen some glaze for this series

masters reykjavik 2021, sentinels, tenz zombs shazam sick dapr
masters berlin, gambit, nats d3ffo sheydos chronicle redgar
champions berlin, acend, kiles cned zeek starxo bonecold
masters reykjavik 2022, optic, yay marved crashies victor fns
masters copenhagen, fpx, ardiis ange1 shao suygetsu zyppan
champions istanbul, loud, aspas sacy pancada less saadhak
lock in, fnc, leo chronicle boaster derke alfajer
masters tokyo, fnc, same roster
champions la, eg, demon1 boostio jawgemo ethan c0m
masters madrid, sentinels, tenz zekken zellsis sacy johnqt
masters shanghai, geng, t3xture meteor munchkin karon lakia
champions seoul, edg, kangkang chichoo smoggy s1mon nobody
masters bangkok, t1, buzz stax sylvan izu meteor (and carpe)
masters toronto, prx, forsaken jinggg something patmen davai
champions paris, nrg, mada s0m skuba ethan brawk

hardest for me is acend + 2024 winners bc i didnt watch much last year but ezclapped the test

in terms of romance horimiya is the most disgustingly overrated thing ever

what are castings

tgrd gets to have a legacy flair and rankers dont bc tgrd has aura and rankers doesnt

teams and player names

if i did this in my studies i wouldnt have room for memorizing vct winners