nrg
mada
skuba
brawk
ethan
s0m

ive successfully recited all masters and champs winners from memory in one minute to quote unquote "rizz the huzz"
is this the new 2026 rizz method?

s0m they need you bro

"racist" LMAO

ahh yes i remember when valyn defended trent properly while he defused!!!

all it took was 3 matches against na teams

valyn and joshrt will see these results and say its just an offseason event and put him back on yoru jail for another year

yea cant he see him through the box there and know to back up?

makes sense to me!

who couldve guessed putting the best movement duelist in the world on a movement duelist would yield success

my sentinel

new york has been starved of valorant lans we take what we can get

regional match up in the united states, might as well hand them the trophy now
thank you everyone for your second place race

UNC STILL GOT IT

WE are all dating men in 2026

im sure a team with kajaak alfajer and crashies will be lost without boaster

aus win and goat debate is done forever

theyve won 2 and lock in was the ultimate mickey event

bump

i am riot dev im on the case

tank the game to zeta so we can dodge international matches and farm our region like weve don all year

lowkey this and chamber is how i got back to dia

dms make me suicidal (in game)

i have returned to diamond after being stuck in plat
thank you for all those who supported me
#goldenera

literally what vlr are you on

we're so back

g2s fucking taking fent bro

yea this team is finished

i think g2 just cant play after june

shh

i'd rather fall to bronze than buy a shotgun thats not a shorty

rare kirya W

literally the only map i can never have fun on
even breeze had the occasional silly moments
bind just sucks

attack is impossible unless you take both entry points
even when you do take both entrys the chokes are aids
hookah is just a meat grinder for the site player
99% of the time there is an op b long
showers gets util dumped
a short is perma onewayed

tps are unusable as a defender
b site ct is a meat grinder for the site player
uhaul is for nerds to shotgun in

no way am i alone in saying bind is the worst map

they make it sound like if you have any drink but water one time your life span instantly cuts in half like no bro im eating a cheeseburger im not about to dilute it

yes bro yes every drink besides water is pure sugar and made just to kill you bro yes we should never enjoy our lives and all of our time should go into prolonging our lives just so we can continue to not enjoy it bro yes

beer tastes like shit no reason to drink it especially when you can get like a twisted tea and get just as drunk and not have your breath smell like piss

while it is 100% the healthiest beverage and the only one that you should drink every day, people who say water is the best drink are extremely performative

in terms of how badly they need to shut up:
prx fans > fnc fans > sen fans > everyone else

duelist - usa
init - usa
controller - usa
senti - usa
flex - usa

i actually feel bad for c9
its gonna be embarassing dude

i dont usually talk about valorant at parties

ironic

no not really
not at all actually

yoru one trick content creator but tbf hes probably the most chill out of the 5

because everyone on envy is hateable

i like the ghost but the vandal is heavily overhyped

i assume it means leaf would move to flex

nrg is in my top 2 teams easily and if they happen to destroy g2 i will not be upset

i mean personally i dont consider ethan a flex when he plays init and then omen on 1 map but that seems to be the general consensus, and i do agree ethan is better than jonah

and seven is a huge prospect, i agree there too, but i'd still prefer the 4 years of chem and consistent t1 player over a shot at a high performing t2 player

all that to say, why babybay lmao

weakest region that matters my bad