sometimes it makes me upset that not all food i taste will make me as happy as i feel as eating ice cream

ur right i shouldnt log into vlr on my personal computer

fucked up all my opera gx customization
cant even figure out how to embed twitch to the sidebar again

obviously i didnt fucking think of it genius

i just drink whatevers available

shitty fucking school mandated spyware wiped my browser of all its extensions ggs

me in unrated

nv will be a bottom 5 americas team

i was about to buy eg classic💔

hes planning on joining th to play with benjy

if u werent getting scouted from the time u were 15 wrap it up unc

this guy cant help himself
he will literally always and only sign people he's coached on v1 with very few exceptions

got eliminated so early i didnt even make the bracket

my school was too busy getting rolled by brooklyn tech on the east coast to ever play him

i was actually sitting in the cuck chair at his conception

i knew him before the hype
he was a 14 year old radiant playing in hsel (high school esports league)
only ball nowers know

next time i'll use "attendees" for nerds

its the first lan close enough for me to reasonably go to but i know 0 people willing to go to a valorant game
anybody willing to send me with their mom for the day?

super nerfed fade ult

PLAYING VALORANT IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE

EACH ONE OF YOUR RANKS IS MEANINGLESS AND JUST SOME ARBITRARY NUMBERS ON YOUR SCREEN

NONE OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS LAST FOREVER. SOON ENOUGH YOU WILL ALL REALISE HOW THE TIME YOU SPENT HAD NO BENEFIT WHATSOEVER.

lmao dropping their only actual t1 player for a ranked player

the only region that will make fun of your region for not winning a trophy while celebrating 2nd place

i think going between games its normal to pick an org youre familiar with since you wont have any favorite players to follow yet
+g2 clear b00m

fate worse than living in france

if ur favorite team dropped all 5 of its players would you remain a fan of the organization
imo no its not like irl sports where teams are tied to a city or something these are just companies

what no trophy in 3 years does to a region

everyone knows the goat is trent

aspas grouped in toronto: washed, baiter, retire bum
nats grouped at EVERY INTERNATIONAL: invented lurking, genius, goat

i have a cousin in prek younger than nats’ trophy

his resume after 2021 is actually so fucking mid and its hilarious how high regard people hold him

get grouped at a few lans, farm regionals, and now youre somebodies “GOAT”

lower ranked all time than fns objectively

what if it happened in a region that mattered?

a t2 team with 2 or more players that qualified as transfers to the region ascended

or would that dq them

ur group is highkey chopped no free wins except like the netherlands

bump

abuse any substance of your choice

did a weeks worth of work in 2 classes in 2 hours
im him

z0kk0n was CARRIED in 2024 by the GOAT tenz and the GENIUS sacy and bc his stats were INFLATED he stole a 2025 contract and is CURRENTLY robbing mibr

my bad

golden era

😡

tgrd has aura nv doesnt

every time this gets bumped i get more downfrags can we chill

everyone will be heartbroken when it ends up being icy

put the entire riot stipend on zekken pay out of pocket for some dogshit t2 smokes player

technically nothing official official with mibr
who says no

ph in brazil group
how do u feel

laughable

vibes wouldnt work

ph will never be better than na in valorant 🗿

even if i hit 4 digit i cant play tournament maps mcbrosu

maybe if ur lucky we let u play cypher on bind i hate that map