"my favorite team was shit last year and is still shit this year but i must cope"
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| Registered: | August 16, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM |
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"my favorite team was shit last year and is still shit this year but i must cope"
he cant farm on yoru like he does on chamber bc he needs to rely on 2026 johnqt and tejo to set him up
eeiu alone has the talent of 80% of sen roster. sole exception is redux
and watch as g2 once again demolish their competition.
i've been waiting months to see this. americas cant handle the perfect valorant this team plays
jawgemo is freed of his yoru duty. trent valyn and leaf will remain the best players at their role.
babybay is coming. youve seen only glimpses of his true power. hes been practicing as a starter for months now. pack it up. give the trophy to g2
bro said this to me and then made his own thread about it
if a match breaks down and mibr need someone besides aspas to step up, all eyes will be on zekken
when he chokes under pressure dont be surprised
nothing when the gameplan isn't set zekken up at every opportunity
he will be exposed this year
united states fucked me by not allowing kru to come play and now im 3-1 on pickems
can i get reimbursed by the state for this possibly
the only bright spots of this first round are lev 100t lukxo and oxy and unfortunately they all play against each other
in 3 games there have been 3 toilet bowls between 6 teams with no chance of sniffing any international air besides cancun
lets just fast forward to g2 vs mibr upper final
what did they do the entire offseason if theyre getting 2-0d by a make a wish team
drg would move mountains to have 10% of the hype of a g2 match
vlr cave dweller has never seen two words over 5 letters long used together
to ur3 bro
none of these matches rn are good
bum scrap fights everyday and then ur 2 will just be the top 4 bullying whoever managed to survive the brawl
ur3 will be the first set of real, organized, and professional valorant.
they won like 2 games last year and made 1 roster move bc surely the issue was they were comming in english and not that the only player on the team ready for 2025 t1 was lukxo
this org has been surviving off the crumbs that sacy handed to them in 2022
mibr are winning upper bracket
i woke up like 5 mins ago you gotta chill on me
Because mxm hahaha get it?
actually ignore this m is the wrong letter
Now that I’m older & I realized that they most likely paid for this out of pocket, this made me appreciate teachers more as they are criminally underpaid
i legit believe this the only difference is champs has a concert before grand finals lmao
i know kfan is trolling but almost every post in this thread is wild
theyre calling it the whitest post of all time
chunibyo was ass but i guess if ur into how cringy she is i can see why someone would like it
jonahp bludgeons babybay and returns to pro play
jett has always been the least interesting agent to watch imo besides like tejo
imagine if he didnt have to waste a year of his career throwing omen flashes for c0ne? he'd be the greatest t2 duelist ever and his stock for when hes eligible would be insanely high
this stupid number has ruined my life
every time i hear just "6" i freeze on instinct like im waiting for seven to come next
if i hear just "7" i say 6 7 in my head, or sometimes, vocally
god forbid someone actually says 67
i cant stop myself from doing the hand movement
if one of my professors says it i have to fight every muscle in my body to not laugh
the worst part is no one else finds it half as funny as i do
no level of mechanics can save him from his non existent agent pool
even eggsters is better bc at least yoru is useable
0 pro teams are looking for a jett iso player besides like 100t LMAO
squeeze your balls or something dude dont bring that bullshit over here
only 2 teams beat nrg after stage 1
g2
100t
let that sink in
ive seen it before it doesnt get as much of a reaction as it used to
hes not bad hes just the worst available option
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