Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

The only people that hate Shyy are Dryad simps

Truly is the end of an era :(

Man. I miss that team

They're all in a Discord server but none of them know how to make a new channel so they post these things on VLR instead

I said "Arsenal" and "choke", how much more believable does it really need to be?

Allat just for Arsenal to lose to Burnley and choke anyway or something

Are you actually from República Dominica?

Pretty sure Sova listens to EDM

(I'm now imagining Sova using FL Studio 21 and it's such a funny image)

I'll try that later

Separate browser with no account + incognito. Made sure I have ad block off as well

Bro hated on him for putting FNATIC at 1 and then immediately put FNATIC at 1 himself

Just tried... nothing. Maybe it's a regional thing?

I used to do this lmfao

It genuinely is hard to notice even when it literally has ADVERTISEMENT written over it, which I do appreciate a lot

If you go to any match page, there'll be a small ad in the top right: https://i.imgur.com/hVA5YU8.png

A ton of respect to the VLR devs for making the ad as unintrusive as possible, because it really is hard for a lot of people to notice

There are also banner ads at the bottom of your screen on mobile sometimes, which are definitely more intrusive, but they're nothing too crazy

You can turn off match odds in https://vlr.gg/settings under Misc

That being said, I don't know why this isn't more intuitive to toggle on/off, or why it's on by default to begin with

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https://www.vlr.gg/terms

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We're getting South African rep at Champions Shanghai you heard it here first 🗣🇿🇦

Bro posted this at 1:28 in the morning

Edit: forgot you were fake flagging for a second

It's genuinely impressive how you kept a Team Secret flair for so so long and they won literally nothing, but then you started using a Korean flag, promptly leading to Team Secret beating a Korean team

mada eeiu koalanoob vora Timotino JonahP (penny) literally every Canadian in tier 1 is good at minimum

I was expecting no one to respond to this and was gonna reply "the motion in question:" about an hour from now but someone actually did respond. Good job cameran

People might say there's no way, but they do have a chance. 100T's bans have been Fracture and Lotus, so given KRÜ's permaban is Fracture, 100T could probably just ban Lotus off the bat and get their two bans and KRÜ's most comfortable map out of the picture (I think I remember this point being made on Plat Chat as well)

Not saying Saadhak and ZONYK don't have any other good maps... calling KRÜ Lotus merchants would be disingenuous given they've won 3/3 maps they've played so far that aren't Lotus. But I think it's fair to say that of the maps they've played so far, their Lotus looks by far the most dangerous, so if 100T can avoid it then they definitely have a better chance at converting a map (especially if they've got good pistol ideas, given how dominant KRÜ have been on pistols so far and how much momentum they gain from winning them)

My weeks 3-5 are exactly the same as yours

I wouldn't say they started the meta, per se, but the first team to play new Harbor on Breeze was 2G

That's a cool story, damn. I'm imagining your accent is some weird mix of Aussie, English, and Singaporean

It's very cold up north. I live toward the south, and there's a lot of lakes and rivers in my area so it gets very humid. The winters are cold but the summers are very hot and humid as well 😅 It can go down to the -30s but it can also go up to the high 30s with crazy humidity

It's great, I'll be honest. Not the most affordable, and the weather has a mind of its own, but it's been a pleasure to grow up here :)

What about you? Do you live in Cameroun?

That's awesome! I've never met a Comorian :)

I'm Syrian Canadian

Nobody wants to play the worst map in the game, and we all thank them for it

You don't need to know every lineup in the game. Try this method and see if it works for you

1. Ask yourself what darts you'd need, and learn those. This includes essential darts like exec darts, retake darts, default darts, etc. As JonahPork said (#10) you really don't need more than 10 lineups per map to start
2. As you play the game, any time you're in a situation where you feel like you'd benefit from having a lineup but you don't know one, learn it after the game so you have it next time you play that map. This way, you're not just forcing yourself to learn every dart in the game, but rather the ones that support the way you like to play

Mhm

https://i.imgur.com/xu5lMeI.png

That's actually so funny

I really wanna try cloudberry ice cream, I heard it's amazing

Where would happywei, Ivy, and d4v41 go on your list?

If you find it fun then by all means, it's always good to do something you enjoy every now and again

The fact that there are people like you taking precious time out of their lives to sit down and physically write threads this pointless instead of doing something more productive or fulfilling is kind of depressing to think about

All three are cleared by 40-year-old Manuel Neuer

100% if people aren't banning Lotus, otherwise somewhere in the 90s

Jamppi's like 6'3, pretty sure

https://x.com/EDGCHICHOO/status/1672085808378159105/photo/1

https://www.vlr.gg/369961/everyone-come-serious

"Pelle"

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Spam

Suicide is never the answer*

penny's an underrated shout imo. He subbed for FURIA and dropped a 340 ACS map to give them 100% of their series wins that year, and then 5 months later he subbed for Team Liquid at Masters Toronto and was their highest rated player not named Keiko

Lmemore

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/TulaShyydeuS%23Flo/matches?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=0530b9c4-4980-f2ee-df5d-09864cd00542

https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/7697e34a-1c04-4d7f-b81a-501000283eb0

Shyy went from going negative in silver lobbies to playing at Champions İstanbul in 2 years

Anything is possible bro

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