We'd get the first draw in franchising history

Of all the teams to make worse, why would you pick KOI? Even if he's the best double agent to ever exist, he's just making them go from 12th to 12th

Yes. It's a matter of workplace integrity

They tried to do what G2 did 😔 respect to all of them for it

Oversimplification: if he shows evidence he loses his job

Source?

If the only thig that matters for goat status is international events then it'd be Chronicle, and frankly it's not even close

Ok BulkyLettuce

https://i.imgur.com/zKy6mia.png

"Quid" 😭😭😭

Lotus is G2

They're 8-0 on Lotus this year and they only conceded double digit rounds once https://www.vlr.gg/team/stats/11058/g2-esports/?event_id=all&core_id=all&date_start=2025-01-01

penny best player in Kickoff btw https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2274/champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff

I thought you said FUR Less for a second 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Victor's played Brimstone before though

And he's very good at him too

Watch Aston Villa win

I think he wants Ambrosia flair

They 5 stacked (also all with Odins)

Paper Rex losing 102 rounds in 3 matches broke the UI

Forgot to add but it's crazy that he went from silver 3 to Champions İstanbul in only 14 months

DVM fans 5 man rushed the JL fans' site with Breach ult + Odins

I don't get the idea of betting a house. If you win, what do you get? Two houses? What for?

Premier

"I only smurf now nt"

Yeah bro's not radiant LMAO

Nice edit btw

Link your tracker right now, let's see if you're actually radiant

Glad to have you on the team 🫡

Shyy was placed silver on his current main account in June 2021

This is what I've got:
Famouz (duelist)
Kushy (initiator)
f0rsakeN (flex)
mindfreak (controller)
Lmemore (sentinel)
6fingers (coach)

Good shout

I've never considered taking APs, Aayan has been in uni for a while, and you can start university in Canada after you turn 18. Idk where you're getting some of this info but a lot of it is wrong

Out of the 6 you're supposedly sure about, you somehow got all 6 wrong (unless you're calling a pharmacist a drug dealer as a joke, in which case you're 1 for 6)

https://imgur.com/a/X1pF93U LMAO

Ironic

Liquipedia: https://imgur.com/a/LBxbLnU

Bro spawned with downvotes 😭

Fake VCT enthusiast, doesn't even know Mehmet Yağız İpek

Face of 30 minute cooldowns, sure

Oh nice

@Alpha679 see, he gets it ☝️

Vandal in 2025...

I googled and I'm still kinda confused but it's whatever

Ok what on earth is a strong hairline

Oh never mind all three playoff days are sold out ;—;

They were fully sold out and being resold for 900+ in my area only 3 hours after they came out.

Not that it's the end of the world, though... you can still go to an upper round playoff game for as little as $32. But yeah, sucks that it's virtually impossible to go to the grand final

Eu is "me" in Portuguese. It's what shows up when you turn on streamer mode if your game client is in Portuguese

If you hover a flag, you get a popup that tells you what flag it is

Well said

"C9 make an international" will never not be a hot take

The funny part is AG could technically beat all 3 of them at the same time

(Or I guess lose to all 3 of them at the same time. Not sure which is more impressive tbh)

How is aspas below Demon1, C0M, tex, AND dgzin?

Neither

No you could literally hear her in the background screaming at him to get off VALORANT and drive her to a hospital 💀💀💀💀💀