My goat Saadhak can't even play Harbor that well 😢 he made several mistakes in Kickoff that contributed to losing them rounds (there was one Abyss round where there was a small gap between his cascade and the corner of a wall and he got shot through it, giving the attackers the site almost for free and forcing KC to save)

Harbor is objectively good on almost every map in VALORANT and the reason he's so unbelievably bad in practice is a combination of people not learning how to play him effectively in the pro levels (high skill floor + small mistakes are easily exploitable) and people not willing to play him in ranked because of his lack of selfish utility (kind of like KAY/O and Astra), which results in him seeing almost no play (and whatever play he does see is very unpolished)

To be fair, a classic is a full blown judge if you use it correctly on an eco round

Ok but have you considered mini stinger on pistol round

gamergirl isn't even French he's fake flagging

He already does that on his main account (gamergirl)

They're there for me

Sayf and Jamppi have been igling for the same amount of time, my guy

Gekko

If you're gonna downplay somebody then at least take the liberty of learning their name

I'm trying to go for a retirement home + young blood balance (talent vs. experience kinda team)

GX

• Cut everyone
• Sign cNed and Scream (both F/A)
  • They alternate duelist and flash initiatior
  • cNed plays Jett/Yoru, Scream plays everything else
• Sign ardiis (technically Vitality, but practically F/A)
  • ardiis moves back to recon initiator
• Sign aNguiSt (Metizport)
  • Plays sentinel
• Sign Moh (The Ultimates)

Roles:

• cNed and Scream alternate duelist and flash initiatior
  • cNed plays Jett/Yoru, Scream plays everything else
  • double duelist comps would be a strong option on some maps
• ardiis goes back to his initiator roots
  • mainly recon, some flash initiator e.g. Breach Tejo comps
  • can flex to sentinel if we decide to run double controller
• aNguiSt stays on sentinel
  • can flex to controller e.g. Astra if we decide to run double controller
• Moh is controller igl

Note: roles aren't set in stone as there's an issue with who plays recon initiator in double controller comps. I'd try to avoid solo initiator double controller, opting for either double-double with no sentinel or cNed/Scream on smokes with aNguiSt on sentinel and ardiis on recon

prior to funhavers. non-verbal was the name of a t3 free agent team. that team made stage 3 of challengers 2024 and were signed by funhavers where they rebranded.

since they didnt make it in CQ to 2025 split 1, they've had to go back to premier where they have been using the name of their original team, non-verbal. this is because it is not possible to change the name of a premier team and making a new team would mean the team couldn't play in invite right away.

vlr is using the name of their premier team since that is their official name but should they win this match and make split 2 they will go back to funhavers.

tl;dr: this is still funhavers and there hasnt been a rebrand

https://www.vlr.gg/post/4694565/shopify-rebellion-gold-vs-funhavers-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-1-pm/#7

I'd put JonahP as purple Araxys Vandal + Diamond buddy

Jemkin, easily. He's somehow never been to an international tournament despite being in the scene since 2022

There's probably a lower number out there somewhere but sheydos only died 9 times in this series https://www.vlr.gg/34951/gambit-esports-vs-crazy-raccoon-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-opening-c/

Most likely DFM

We'd get the first draw in franchising history

Of all the teams to make worse, why would you pick KOI? Even if he's the best double agent to ever exist, he's just making them go from 12th to 12th

Yes. It's a matter of workplace integrity

They tried to do what G2 did 😔 respect to all of them for it

Oversimplification: if he shows evidence he loses his job

Source?

If the only thig that matters for goat status is international events then it'd be Chronicle, and frankly it's not even close

Ok BulkyLettuce

https://i.imgur.com/zKy6mia.png

"Quid" 😭😭😭

Lotus is G2

They're 8-0 on Lotus this year and they only conceded double digit rounds once https://www.vlr.gg/team/stats/11058/g2-esports/?event_id=all&core_id=all&date_start=2025-01-01

penny best player in Kickoff btw https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2274/champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff

I thought you said FUR Less for a second 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Victor's played Brimstone before though

And he's very good at him too

Watch Aston Villa win

I think he wants Ambrosia flair

They 5 stacked (also all with Odins)

Paper Rex losing 102 rounds in 3 matches broke the UI

Forgot to add but it's crazy that he went from silver 3 to Champions İstanbul in only 14 months

DVM fans 5 man rushed the JL fans' site with Breach ult + Odins

I don't get the idea of betting a house. If you win, what do you get? Two houses? What for?

Premier

"I only smurf now nt"

Yeah bro's not radiant LMAO

Nice edit btw

Link your tracker right now, let's see if you're actually radiant

Glad to have you on the team 🫡

Shyy was placed silver on his current main account in June 2021

This is what I've got:
Famouz (duelist)
Kushy (initiator)
f0rsakeN (flex)
mindfreak (controller)
Lmemore (sentinel)
6fingers (coach)

Good shout

I've never considered taking APs, Aayan has been in uni for a while, and you can start university in Canada after you turn 18. Idk where you're getting some of this info but a lot of it is wrong

Out of the 6 you're supposedly sure about, you somehow got all 6 wrong (unless you're calling a pharmacist a drug dealer as a joke, in which case you're 1 for 6)

https://imgur.com/a/X1pF93U LMAO

Ironic

Liquipedia: https://imgur.com/a/LBxbLnU

Bro spawned with downvotes 😭