he never learns LOL

SOMEONE'S HOUSE IS BLOWING UP
GET THE DETONATOR

I was an avid Heat doubter. I am quiet now

Tomara que ele time vergonha na cara e vá logo pros braços do saadhak

It would be the funniest thing, MIBR with a 100% winrate against NRG

Legit let me focus on one player only plz

Saadhak having a tough time right now

Bump

Literally a bread and butter team, there is no shame in that

That's why I HOPE they lose, can't even be sure 😭

Oh yeah! You guys can definitely win against 100T

LEV is crumbling, Loud look fragile, NRG is predictable.

I guess KRU has a shot

Pissed at the possibility Heat only plays well against BRs and chokes against Gringos. That's what he means

The fact Ascension winners don't get a spot on franchising LCQ angers me

At this point I think he is an alt of MWzera himself

Who else can KRU win against?
Personally I think they will beat 100T and LEV
And I HOPE they lose to MiBR and LOUD
They will beat EG

Mano segunda vez que o gordão do esmaga zika a Fúria kkkkkkkkk

Mwzera precisa ser amassado por um Sacy da vida, se tornar mais humilde. Manda pra Loud

Xand? Richzin? CTC?

We live in a world where MiBR can end up 4-1 while LOUD ends up 3-2 on the leaderboard....

Assuming MiBR wins against NRG, but if they don't.... They can end up with the same score as LOUD.....

Sad Furia lost, happy Heat was a highlight. I was skeptical of him but he seems to be learning from his drama

There is hope

My bad og

Get him out of Duelist, it don't work no more, him on Sentinel tho, that would go insane

At this point just sign a Challengers team or get a proper coach holy shit.

Khalil and Havoc gotta go
Put Kon4n on staff cuz he's good at that atleast

To be honest I don't even know who Furia can sign cuz the only plausible options right now are Pancada and Xand, maybe Aspas if he leaves Lev?

Edit: mistype loud instead of lev

Really want that to be false. Atleast today

Ngl, I'm kind of afraid of Heat.

Really rooting for Furia to figure themselves out, but Heat popping off scares me

Qck was literally Furia's Sentinel before Loud

Qck become flex
Tuyz is better than Cortezia

Less and Tuyz, Tuyz is known for being very vocal

Need to speak to him ASAP

We all know they are Jetlagged, Tired, and haven't been able to practice.
But.
Now that they are here, these are the lessons Saadhak needs to incorporate into the team for them to come back. Or else it's joever for LOUD

1 - Bring back your Sentinels, stop trying to run away from cypher.and killjoy, everyone knows how to exploit you

2 - Gekko is meta, bring him in, don't lock him out

3 - "Qck is more flexible" then fucking make him flex. Tuyz has proven to be your second carry, there are maps where you need both a Sentinel and a Viper, put Qck on Sentinel and Less on Viper, and let Tuyz have impact

4 - Stop putting Cauanzin on full support agents, give him an initiator that allows him to pop off as well, his sim and aggressiveness are great, allow him to use it.
FFS why is Cauanzin on a Breach when your comp has a Sova??? That's literally one of his top 3 agents.

5 - Go back to fundamentals training, you guys are slipping up on the basics, bring back disciplined LOUD.

6 - Listen to your coaches Saadhak, it's cool to create metas and comps, but not every meal is gourmet.

7 - Phoenix is sub-optimal, he is not giving you the value you need, even when Qck pops off

Im delusional, but I will be DMing these to Saadhaks Profiles in hopes it reaches him.

Cuz it was 2 weeks right after Madrid, it means they couldn't Antistrat NRG since they didn't get to

Let me Cook.
Veteran BR Super Team
Mwzera / Pancada / Nzr / Sacy / Saadhak

Youngster BR Super Team
Less / Tuyz / Cauanzin / Qck / Aspas

Got rid of Nzr for Kinggs Dogshit IGLing

🔥🔥🔥

Tuyz

Nem = Not Even
Rezando = Praying
Ganha = To Win

Nem Rezando Ganha = Not Even Praying They Win

Temos um Novo jeito de se referir a NRG.
Nem Rezando Ganha.

Alguém mais gostaria de sugerir um nome?

Please God let 2G win

Apparently they just signed Brazilian Valorant Pro Player Xand as a Content Creator??
FUT? As in the Turkish ORG?

How the fuck did they even meet each other

Sentinels
Loud
Lev
MiBr
100T
NRG
EG
Furia
C9
G2
KRU

For some fucking reason, if they "give up" and play only regular default comps on the maps, I feel like they will end up winning

Where is that bladee braindead copypasta when you need it?

Become a Bottom Glazer, either MiBr, KRU, DFM or GE.
You need to buy their bundle, and post daily delusional threads about how good they are

If C9 get to play a scrimless LOUD, prepare to see C9 dominating two maps with an 8 round lead only to get Comebacked on both.
Loud win 2-0, but it will be the ugliest game youve ever seen from both teams

For some fucking reason this makes me feel like Loud will somehow win against NRG and get fucked by 100t

may Riot hear you

and most Sentinels, since Viper would just be the default sentinel and clove the default controller

How did it feel when Tan Bionica broke up?