cioccolat
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Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: August 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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if C9 somehow beats G2
i will be 0/8 on every match prediction until now

posted 6 months ago
  1. Go Leviatan style
    Bring in 3 NA/EMEA players and 2 South American players (Gringo IGL)

  2. Sell their spot, give it to RED or 2G or another org cuz they are cursed

  3. Kick every last one of those fucks, new t2 Roster, 3 week bootcamp in emea, Siduzord / Palla / Rgl / Zanatsu / Shion

posted 6 months ago

Iron 2 take

posted 6 months ago

CUZ THIS GOBLIN MF MANAGES TO STILL BE MORE VALUABLE THAN THESE BUMS
(I OWE HAVOC AN APOLOGY, HIS DUELIST IS HARD)

posted 6 months ago

MF OUTCALLED BOOSTIO, RESPECT MY MINIGOAT

posted 6 months ago

This aint 2021 lil bro, bring back Xand and kick these frauds (Heat, Mwzera, Raafa) from furia

posted 6 months ago

this mf dying with bronze positioning

posted 6 months ago

How certain are you?

posted 6 months ago

we already know its 2g x kru and nrg x 100t

but what about EG and Mibr? who will they play?

is it Mibr x (C9XG2) or Mibr x (LEVXFUR)
EG X (C9XG2) or EG (LEVXFUR)

posted 6 months ago

I told y'all to ignore Xand's fragging, that his contribution was the midrounding, that he was the one that gave them the win over 100t and Loud
But no, I was "reading too much into it"

I still believe I'm Nzr, but Xand needs to come back

posted 6 months ago

Congratulations

posted 6 months ago

i got all 4 wrong πŸ’€
"2G will win cuz Furia has an all sub roster" FURIA 2-0 2G
"LOUD looks lost and EG has a much better tactical system" LOUD 2-0 EG
"MIBR has a muche better hard carry + 100t lost to nzr Furia" 100T 2-0 MIBR
"C9 has been subbing out players and NRG looks much more solid, they got fns, som AND Mada, C9 only have Oxy" C9 2-0 NRG

WTF

posted 6 months ago

tendencies and type of midrounding/calls, tendencies etc

posted 6 months ago

are you bombarded? study the players, not the comps

posted 6 months ago

No, think people, Furia's sub roster was only revealed yesterday, 2G didnt even know who they were playing, yfp did
yfp is basically just better prepped

posted 6 months ago

dawg, yfp came in with an antistrat, 2g didnt even know what team they were playing until yesterday

posted 6 months ago

not even cuz they are bad, just cuz they couldnt possibly prepare for sub furia
sub furia already existed and antistratted against 2g, 2g didnt even know who they were playing

posted 6 months ago

hand lotion....
hand lotion

i have a co-worker that uses alot of it and sometimes the hand is slippery
he could also have had a sweary palm and felt self-conscious about it, so he dried it

posted 6 months ago

with this loss Xand has been proven innocent, and had been proven as a great potential IGL
Xand beat both LOUD and 100T (Saadhak and Boostio)

i hope he ascends soon

posted 6 months ago

FR FR, If it was yay they wouldve never had lost

posted 6 months ago

b8t and shitposting aside, what was mibr's problem? why did they lose? what was missing?

posted 6 months ago

Furia is NOT still standing lil bro, the roster didnt even make it to na 😭😭

posted 6 months ago

name one time mibr won lotus
mfs bought aspas and they cant win lotus on vct

posted 6 months ago

Riot quality

posted 6 months ago

it looks so fucking clean dawg
like, it looks good AND it has personality (old school soccer/football jerseys)
MIBR deserves champions just by that jersey

posted 6 months ago

NEVER DOUBT CHOPPED BEARD EVER AGAIN

posted 6 months ago

Artzin is better than Xenom
Do not disrespect chopped beard ever again

posted 6 months ago

So I'm not the only one that hates that Twink?

posted 6 months ago

EG had one job kkkkkkkkk

posted 6 months ago

Im here. LOUD is still ass

posted 6 months ago

Power rankings are not faithful to what i truly believe so here are what teams each team can beat (the chances are around 50%)

2G = C9 / KRU / 100T / EG / LOUD / FURIA / LEV
FURIA = C9 / KRU / 100T / EG / LOUD / 2G / LEV
MIBR = SEN / KRU / LEV / 100T / 2G / EG / C9 / FURIA / LOUD
LOUD = C9

posted 6 months ago

giants still fucking sucks

posted 6 months ago

There is literally a major riot office in brasil and mexico
"they cant control the visas!" they can, its literally why ascension never happens in the US, it would take 6 months for the south american teams to get there.
They KNOW the system is shit, they know its cheaper to run it in other places, why do you think LOCKin was in brasil? nearly 40 teams in a world cup-esque format, they did it there cuz it was cheaper.
the only reason the vct is held in the US is pride. hell, have you seen the crowd during the round robin phase? half of them are staff, content creators and family members, barely regular people.
the issue is NA orgs are too pissy about everything. hell, they got riot to take out the bundle card cuz they werent making enough money.
the moment riot decides to change the hosting city, there is going to be uproar from those cucks, even if it was being changed to fucking canada

posted 6 months ago

Mibr only arrived 2 days ago (also had visa problems)
LOUD and 2G got lucky

its riots fault for choosing the shittiest possible country to host a semi-international league

posted 6 months ago

because riot decided to host the league in the hardest and most bulshit country to get a visa.

posted 6 months ago

Furia requested the Visa's 4 MONTHS AGO.
and their visas still got fucked up by immigration

further proof Riot needs to do a rotation on the league host city or permanently change it cuz wtf
even non-south american players are getting visa issues lately.
fucking canada has an easier visa system.

posted 6 months ago

uncultured swine

posted 6 months ago

its easier to get a canadian visa than an usa one, riot needs to change the league placement cuz this shit is unbelievable

posted 6 months ago

2G and FURIA

KRU is just a constant of nature, it doesnt matter how shit they are. they are getting into champions

posted 6 months ago

npc ahh dialogue

posted 6 months ago

just started the show, everyone talks about hating skyler but why does no one talk about how insufferable her sister is?
until now skyler acts like a regular ass person
but marie? evil disgusting salafarious being

posted 6 months ago

YEEEEAAAAHHH

posted 6 months ago

literally just ask them

posted 6 months ago

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

posted 6 months ago

its based off my real name

Γ‰zer, its an old bible name that means Help from God

posted 6 months ago

i also use Ezr (Easy Air)

posted 6 months ago

explain

posted 6 months ago

I Can explain

posted 6 months ago

G2
MIBR (Aspas can solo carry)
NRG (fns masterclass)
FURIA (Heat+Mwzera+Khalil+ACTUAL IGL)
SEN (Sacy mind buff gone + johnqt initiator, is why they lose to the ones above)
LEV (only here due to firepower)
2G (zap > adverso)
KRU
100T (lost to a worse furia)
C9 (oxy 1v9)
EG
LOUD

Feel free to ask, i have clear reason as to why 100frauds is so low
i also feel like KRU 2G and LEV are around the same tier

posted 6 months ago

BLG (im a 2g & mibr fan)

posted 6 months ago
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