you prefer lz over pryze?

there wont be an ascension tournament next year tho

mas dai tu tá sendo desonesto
a culpa da fúria ser abismal não é do Tuyz
poha o Heat jogou pra caralho na KRU
Todo jogador que entra na furia joga que nem bot porque A ORG é amaldiçoada

Shit will become mega rare after the 2026 franchise reform

we gonna have to ask for someone else to do that cuz i deleted my twitter account a few months ago
but i remember the controversy being about artzin's dad saying that the reason mibr wasnt scrimming yet was because some players were lazy
i dont remember who it was that he was implying, but i think it was either aspas or verno

I will make a final post with all br teams.

But right now

Artzin has had beef with Mibr due to his parents twitter pages
Xenom is underwhelming
Aspas is going to Asia
Verno is not staying on a BR team without aspas
(Unless he somehow became close friends with Cortezia and Frod has taken him in as an apprentice)

The only guy that for sure will stay is Cortezia
My pitch is to bring in Tdawg and Bdog
(Or any NA flex+IinitiatorIGL)
Spikezin and Silentzz

Bdog, Spike & Silentzz can alternate duelists and roles
Tdawg is initiator

I'm sorry comrade, loud does not deserve playoffs, plus, now Kru has 4th spot, which means 1loss and they are out

I was not aware KRU losing was even worse for Brazil

KRUs hate is so wise

I agree that Sato will never join loud due to money

But I believe it's more of "why would I go to these shit orgs? (MiBr,fúria,loud)"
And less of a "I don't wanna change my region"

More real possibility

LOUD
RBK
Virtyy
Lukxo
Cauanzin
Pancada

MIBR
Cortezia
Spikezin
Silentzz
Pryze
Xenom/Lz/Artzin

FURIA
Basic
Tuyz
Heat
Less/Adverso/Artzin
Siduzord

(Probable Ascension Teams)
STELLAE
Zanatsu / Siduzord / Guiih / Xenom / PHC / Palla / Gobera
SOLID
Dgzin / Rafa / Havoc / Kon4n / Pxs / Gobera
RED CANIDS
Maestro / Prozin / Gaabxx / Frz / RGL
LOS
Qck / Mwzera / GuhRVN / Jzz / Mazin

If KRU and LEV lose today Mibr is already one step closer since KRU would be out of playoffs and unable to score more points.

but overall, they need LEV to go on a run on playoffs

i need to keep NA humble, but i will change it to KRU out of necessity
(i need G2 v SEN on playoff grand finals so Mibr can go to champs)

KRU for sure are the better team, its just that NRG were doomed to lose this game after last weeks results

yet they can still go to champions lmao

i am
but any flair i use gets cursed to hell so i decided to spare my teams and regions

If it was a normal match, maybe, NRG would be able to fight a fair series
unfortunately, this match dictates brazilian team's qualifications
which means KRU is buffed by their hatred of brazil

There are a few supernatural orders in VCT Americas
C9 is incredible in groups
Sen always comes back
KRU always makes champs

and brazilian teams never qualify through stats, brazilian teams, latam teams, na teams, all conspire to make sure of that.

veterinarian

what country doesnt hate the US tho?

so is pop and hip-hop, i dont think thats a proper argument

alex warren is country? wait, you guys sound insane for liking pop but hating country (both are songs for the general populace, not niche)... country is culturally rural yes? while pop is urban? this distaste of from your people sounds like you guys dont like rural

i see alot of hate from americans, but the songs are mostly good

look up the following songs
Vegas - Shaboozey
Eternity - Alex Warren
Ordinary - Alex Warren
Lose Control - Teddy Swims

they are a few of the artists most popular

can someone explain why shaboozey, alex warren and teddy swims get so much hate?
their music isnt bad, i wont say its the best thing i have ever heard, but i feel its good car music, for getting back from work and stuff.
do people not like wedding music in the usa? does hyperpop, slut pop and hip hop mind control you? is there some dark conspiracy there?
cuz you guys already killed emo music, baroque alt, old rock, blues, r&b, jazz and other genres.

Literally the best timeline possible, THE most entertaining one tbh

lemme see if i understand, if the GF is G2 v Sen
then who can be 3rd or 4th WITHOUT fucking over MIBR?

i am worried about your mental capacities if you think im serious about my flair

cuz imma punkrocka yes i am

Artzin
Com
FNS
Boostio
Boaster

what do they all have in common?

I can already see it
somehow all teams will tie

i mean zellsis is pretty good and brings alot of value to the team outside of the game too

Yes and they deserve to be relegated
It's clear the management is rotten

Asuna from 100T
Xeppaa from C9
Khalil from Fúria

These are some inconsistent fraudulent players that somehow worm their way into their orgs rebuilds

Who did I forget?

the worse team always wins on corrode

they literally need to buy the entire roster or else it wont work.
if they want 2g to upgrade, dont give them an offseason vacation, do bootcamps, send them to europe to scrim, then to apac.
they have the sinergy and skill, they just need a deeper stratbook

I TOLD YOU

My flair is a jinx

2G clearly deserve the spot over Furia

STOP FUCKING TRYING TO MAKE VALORANT CSGO
I DONT WANNA PLAY CSGO
I WANT COLORS
I WANT FUNNY LOOKING CHARACTERS
I WANT FUN SKILLS

I
DONT
WANT
TO
PLAY
CUCK STRIKE GAY OFFENSIVE

the day zellsis leaves Sen, sen will be in a rut for atleast 2 years

EG is better than 100T and NRG

2G is literally the only brazilian team that is still competitive, still trying, still alive.
but they will be relegated due to the group they are in, and Mibr, Loud and Furia will remain
2G earned their spot and are fighting for it

If 2g was given the chance they would beat Mibr, Loud, Furia and even could beat NRG/100T

There are too much rookie duelists, he can't compete, he would need to change roles but the only role we are in need of is initiator, which he sucks at

I assume you guys feel about loud the same way we feel about Lev?
"It's good he got a spot on T1 but I wish it was on one of Our teams"

Bro forgot about NRG, 100T and EG

Can anyone explain to me why rubkkoide hasn't been scouted for a LATAM org? Like, afaik and remember he's been a shooter

It's not funny anymore, at this point it's just torturing the poor guy

Actually

It will probably be
Cortezia
Spikezin
Silentzz
Pryze
LZ

Verno and Aspas are for sure leaving
Xenom is getting kicked
Artzin is retiring

When Fúria finally stops sabotaging themselves, Riot sabotages them

Only Fns

Isn't because they are teams closest to the host city?