| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | January 30, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM |
| Posts: | 1779 |
Yes, because bait is only the end of the hook. True belief is being reeled above the surface to the glory of the light.
I've noticed that several players in EMEA have been participating in what I can only assume to be a new trend.
So essentially take Team Liquid for example. Phenomenal players, love nAts and the rest of them. However in Bangkok they all seemed to be doing the same thing.
I think its some marxist practice? IDK even Vitality was doing it. They really like being free.
So like essentially, they play in a match and they choose to lose I think? I'm not too sure.
If anyone can help me understand it please comment.
All I've noticed is that:
Cri is free
Fair, but the teams coming out of swiss are on the top of their game, so there might be a couple upsets ykwis
Not necessarily, they won't have proper prep aside from scrims, and its easy for teams playing first to get fired up while first seeds are shaking off the rust
Yes, they shouldn't have tried to join VLRATO, they provoked us really
Wolves 3-0 +49 Goomana
Hello,
This is an update regarding the ongoing global trade war. Goomania's industries are strong. We do not require your goods or services.
3000% retaliatory tariffs against all nations we subsidize.
In the same vein, we are deporting all immigrants. They will be kept in Fracture and Sunset before being released back to Lotus.
We are strong. VLRians are strong. The Kolkata asylum system will be full of grovelling CS fans.
This message is approved by the authority of the Goomanian Government
Necro'ed the post for you, its called "Goomana Tracking"
Type "Goomana" in the VLR forum search index
As part of your annexation, we will incorporate the USA into Goomania's education system. Then your children might understand what the word "rhymes" means.
MAKE VLR GREAT AGAIN
Yeah, it unlocks all skins. You just have to play for a very long time at something called a job, offline. Eventually the surplus value you produce is given back to you in the form of useless currencies (not Goomana). With this you can enter any Crypto platform, ie. coinbase and purchase currency to be used in the item shop.
We shall build it stronger in the image of our great VLRian forefathers
+24 Goomana of Blindness if you change to M80
Hello,
This is an update regarding the ongoing global trade war. Goomania's industries are strong. We do not require your goods or services.
3000% retaliatory tariffs against all nations we subsidize.
In the same vein, we are deporting all immigrants. They will be kept in Fracture and Sunset before being released back to Lotus.
We are strong. VLRians are strong. The Kolkata asylum system will be full of grovelling CS fans.
This message is approved by the authority of the Goomanian Government
There is nothing to stop. We are placing 2000% tariffs. No one in Goomania is buying American goods. Your economy will suffer while we consolidate internal industries to fill the gaps the tariff deterrence's have caused.
Battlefy and other websites post tournaments to play in, you can find weekly circuits there too.
Things take money. You ain't got no Goomana. (Local leagues will have websites+Discords to join, ranking up through premier allows you a shot at the challengers league)
Guys I got an email from the government pls help me
Hello American Citizens,
Consider this a formal notice of the Goomanic takeover of your former nation. Your sovereignty was never in question, but we are tired of subsidizing you through our shadow economy. All trade in USD is underpinned by an exchange in Goomana. You have thus run a phantom trade deficit. We are taking back a country indebted to us.
We will enjoy absorbing you as the 5021st member of our Lander regions. Donald Trump, you are formally invited to be the High Priest of the USA Lander region. JD Vance, you are formally invited to be the new pope, a right afforded to you by slaying the last one. Each citizen will be granted 1 Mystery Goomana egg with a hatch time of 12 years. Your currency will observe goomaninazation and be pinned to the Goomana exchange market directly.
The terms of this deal are simple.
We come, we conquer; then we prosper together.
This has been an official message under the authority of the Sovereign Supreme Goomanian Government
You are already a citizen. Goomana is the currency of VLR.
Monetary Policy Analysts can create 1 unique form of Goomana a week, receiving 50 of them at a time. The market determines the worth of the particular Goomana. I will start you off with +50 Foreboding Lavender Scented Goomana. As you begin to assess the market in your role, you will discover what will be the most lucrative sort of Goomana to create.
1 Goomana is around 46.234 USD at this hour, however we have floating exchange rate that updates hourly. Projections say it will be around 0.5126 USD in 3 hours. Pay off your debts as you deem fit if you are at a negative balance
+37.5 Goomanic Token (Blockchain)
+160 Goomana Black Express
We would be happy to take your application, egann. o7
Congratulations. We are happy to have you on board.
You are in charge of spreading the word about Goomana under posts and seeking opportunities to integrate the currency into monetary unions.
This role will have a hiring competition, please keep posted for the interview post. I will PM you when the time comes.
You meet basic qualifications. Happy to have you on board.
You are to make quarterly reports on Goomana usage and exchange in the broader VLR setting. Thank you.
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