canadaman

I started listening to it at work and im trying not to laugh

Yes. I agree, Denjisideals

Not anymore it seems: https://www.vlr.gg/team/16899/cubert-academy

Nuked

Cool passion project

wtf is blackpilled

nah im just lying on his name, sorry bro

trueye2 groomed me

of 2034

baby gyurlll, baby gyurrll

Melt My Eyez See Your Future - Denzel Curry
The Glow, Pt. 2 - The Microphones
Bury Me At Makeout Creek - Mitski
Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys
TWOPOINTFIVE - Aminé

Do you only come online vlr for these user posts

You gotta change yr discord info fam

67 years old

thank you kind stranger

okay +10 goom

What the fuck was I on

i only wrote this cus i thought saying jinggaporean was funny

its very clear

No cool Canadian based teams anymore...

PLEASE BE BAIT PLEASE BE BAIT PLEASE

Star Trek Deep Space 9

As all the qualified teams were packing to attend Master's Toronto, one team in particular was having a major disagreement.

Welcome VLRians.

Today we bring to you a new community building series: VLR Cares!
The goal is to engage with and build rapport with your fellow Valorantine gamers.

Today's activity is WRITING A STORY.

In a thread below this post, reply sentences consecutively to create a story!
I will start us off!

https://www.vlr.gg/player/7378/jinggg

COTTON: So, you said today as you often say, that you live in Singapore. Of what nation are you a citizen?

CHEW: Singapore, Senator.

COTTON: Are you a citizen of any other nation?

CHEW: No, Senator.

COTTON: Have you ever applied for Chinese citizenship?

CHEW: Senator, I served my nation in Singapore. No, I did not.

COTTON: Do you have a Singaporean passport?

CHEW: Yes, and I served my military for two and a half years in Singapore.

COTTON: Do you have any other passports from any other nations?

CHEW: No, Senator.

COTTON: Your wife is an American citizen. Your children are American citizens.

CHEW: That’s correct.

COTTON: Have you ever applied for American citizenship?

CHEW: No, not yet.

COTTON: Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?

CHEW: Senator, I’m Singaporean. No.

COTTON: Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?

CHEW: No, Senator. Again, I’m Singaporean.

+1 mythic goomana beam

Allat.

Kaplan: Does Rito have access to my phone if I connect to Vanguard. Through the wi-fi?

Jie: Sir I am not certain of the question. Yes I think vanguard connects to the wi-fi.

Kaplan: So, you said today as you often say, that you play in pacific. Of what team are you a member?

Jie: PRX, Senator.

Kaplan: Are you a member of any other team?

Jie: No, Sentinels.

Kaplan: Have you ever applied for EDG membership?

Jie: Sentinel sir, I served my my team in PRX. No, I did not.

Kaplan: Do you have a Singaporean passport?

Jie: Yes, and I served my military for 0 years in Singapore.

Kaplan: Do you have any connections with Riot's parent company?

Jie: No, Sentinel.

Kaplan: Your mom is bad af. Your kids don't exist.

Jie: That’s correct.

Kaplan: Have you ever tried playing flex?

Jie: No, not yet.

Kaplan: Have you ever been a member of the Tencent Communist Party?

Jie: Sentinels, I’m just a player. No.

Kaplan: Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Tencent Communist Party?

Jie: No, Senator. Again, I’m Jinggaporean.

Get da abortion

Loud. Coughing bomb vs Hydrogen baby

https://www.vlr.gg/486224/m80-vs-tsm-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-2-ubqf

https://www.vlr.gg/team/12694/gentle-mates

Don't ever confuse my goats with those frauds

nutaku

Rj at the Point, Jamal at SG, Shai SF, Dort/Brooks PF, Chris Boucher C. Forget that fraud Kelly

Someone tell me why the best players from Canada are either Viet or Croatian. No inbetween either.

I don't like Mada tho, put nismo or johnqt as igl (they live in Canada) and move tenz to duelist

A lil bit of transphobia and the rejection of GC integration. Her record has also just been terrible which just solidifies the negative image people have built of her. So if someone writes a long-ass thing calling her a baiter, both crowds (bigots and stat heads) will band together

Hi wtf is this

if you combine the logos it make a penurts

Literally go on VLR or actually do my job

These are also the only reasons I want to go to Master's Toronto

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BabyJ Inspire

you guys said it was deleted

Just write absolute nonsense and add a funny players name in there! People will determine their own meanings

He's on TYLOO tentatively and he has been pretty average

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2-0 M80, Mateys rise up

Jemkin

In all honesty, its the implication that you should be "related" which is usually used to denote familial relationships, so it was a copypasta within the thread because of that misunderstanding. Says nothing against you, just a funny happenstance!