bruhmphrey
Flag: Canada
Registered: January 30, 2023
Last post: July 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Posts: 1784
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lactation nation

posted 1 day ago

vlrcism in real life

posted 1 day ago

BIG MAN BLASTOISE
BIG MAN BLASTOISE

posted 1 day ago

"It has been 2 solar cycles since my last regeneration.

I have regenerated 45 times prior. Each lasted for an approximate 18 solar cycles.

My feelings are neutral.

My oxygen levels are sustaining at a gas exchange rate of 1:1.

The virus is controlled in my subdermal housing, containment rate 100%.

Currently connected to the system wide cooling mesh. Internal temperature 294 K.

Report complete. Would you like the analytics broadcast to your onboard memory."

As he looked up at the corpse of his father Tavin's contorted face grew a pallid hue. The virus was contained?

It had been 60 years since he left home. Well, 60 years back on the soil of mother terra. He was an old man, as it happened upon him in his exasperation.
His body wasn't a day over 23, nor did he feel his mind was, but the galactic calculus, and literal calculus, of a solar body that accelerates to the point that one's gravitational distortion is simultaneously slower and faster was too difficult for him to spend any longer on the matter. That is until his cerebrex scanned his internal memory just an iota of a microsecond later, prompting him with the mathematic proofs of his dispossessed age. Preferring to remain an enigma he shut it off, choosing to believe it was just a month ago he got lifted off of the ground.
The hum of his father's display in the stark red ceramic room. He was an exhibit was he not? A museum placard that spoke. Instead of history, he told the story of the future. The same virus that ravaged his real body, was now being incubated by it. A weapon of magnitude that was even harder to fathom than however old he should consider himself now.

"Broadcasting" Damn it
bemoaning the autonomy of the machine that chose to accommodate the slower processing capabilities of a human, he hadn't more than a minute of peace before the mechanical drive of his cerebrex whirred on, and each thought he had drained to the back of his skull. 'It listens to them', but before he could curse the entirety of this people that has so graciously hosted him, he thought better. It was his fault for not advising the program to cease the analytic broadcast. It was his fault for being here. The mercury rushed out of his brain and slowly the blood returned. What was he upset about? It was the sam

posted 1 day ago

foggo

posted 1 week ago

Mr Jay

posted 1 week ago

a pistol

posted 1 week ago

Let's talk it out brother

posted 2 weeks ago

This post came out before that news

posted 2 weeks ago

Semi means what brodie

posted 2 weeks ago

lmao real

posted 2 weeks ago

Can't wait for Flashback and Flicker to be inevitably released and become winning mainstays

posted 2 weeks ago

No

posted 2 weeks ago

nooo dont take the modern slavers money mommy

no politics mods, i am referring not to saudi arabia but RITO GAMES, who have ENSLAVED us with their HIGHLY addictive GAMES, like Legal Legands, and Ballerants

posted 2 weeks ago

No I agree with you, to claim top 3 in the world, he needs to have proven himself on the WORLD stage as you said.

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but 0/14 as a duelist is funny no matter what

posted 2 weeks ago

Where did they find these casters?

posted 2 weeks ago

Bro made an account just to glaze himself

Tempo1
Flag: Philippines
Registered: July 2, 2025
Last post: July 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Posts: 1

posted 3 weeks ago

You guys won the first Valorant event ever with the goat Hiko

posted 3 weeks ago

To exist

posted 3 weeks ago

Mango juice is the best!

posted 3 weeks ago

Its the ec1s effect

posted 3 weeks ago

These people are VLRcist

posted 3 weeks ago

Current world event??

posted 3 weeks ago

idk, news is still coming out, apparently its too toxic to swim in

posted 3 weeks ago

Just say you don't give a fuck about the toddlers brodie

posted 3 weeks ago

All of the alligators coming out of the water is like something out of a horror movie. Hope they save that school group 🙏

posted 3 weeks ago

Lowkey wanna squeeze your juice through that straw and suckle upon the nectar

posted 3 weeks ago

come back

posted 3 weeks ago

People just say stuff nowadays huh

posted 3 weeks ago

no shot theres a real response, and its abt my goat nigma

posted 3 weeks ago

YOU BEAT ME BY 4 SECONDS BRUH

posted 3 weeks ago

Bruhmphrey

posted 3 weeks ago

Drop the name of a user you simply find unfunny.

I will compile the data in a visual model to determine the Flags+Flairs that we should call out collectively. It's informed VLRcism.

posted 3 weeks ago

mongolz unite

posted 3 weeks ago

It's a serious problem.

posted 3 weeks ago

Idk, but you should watch nascar instead, most true racists are making the switch. It's a bigger sport, so us bigots are well pleased by the product

posted 3 weeks ago

hehehe

posted 3 weeks ago

Aren't you 26

posted 3 weeks ago

Frogger0_0, congratulations on your wife's pregnancy

posted 3 weeks ago

it is folowing me,.. i am scred jayde plaes help me,,..

posted 3 weeks ago

Say it right or ur white

posted 3 weeks ago

pleas the y are in my haed
it wans to com out...

posted 3 weeks ago

Self-loathing basically^

posted 3 weeks ago

Hwo do i mak it sotp they wont stop and they say to do bda things

posted 3 weeks ago

Everyday I go outside the voices in my head say "0/8" "flair" "Racism On VLR", "recommend me some weeb anime manga shit im indian"
At the end of the day we are all members of the same race. Mongolian.

posted 3 weeks ago

Realistically tho, those sorts of jerseys look better oversized anyway

posted 3 weeks ago

Get bigger I guess brodie

posted 3 weeks ago

Ohhh you're talking about Light Novels, I was about to drop literary fiction recs

posted 3 weeks ago

I respect you cus you're an EG fan. Though, in spite of your recent performances, at least your team has WON something... and also still exists. Rooting for you guys this stage fs

posted 4 weeks ago
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