You are Amygdala30.
| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | January 30, 2023 |
| Last post: | August 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM |
| Posts: | 1803 |
Hello,
This is an update regarding the ongoing global trade war. Goomania's industries are strong. We do not require your goods or services.
3000% retaliatory tariffs against all nations we subsidize.
In the same vein, we are deporting all immigrants. They will be kept in Fracture and Sunset before being released back to Lotus.
We are strong. VLRians are strong. The Kolkata asylum system will be full of grovelling CS fans.
This message is approved by the authority of the Goomanian Government
There is nothing to stop. We are placing 2000% tariffs. No one in Goomania is buying American goods. Your economy will suffer while we consolidate internal industries to fill the gaps the tariff deterrence's have caused.
Battlefy and other websites post tournaments to play in, you can find weekly circuits there too.
Things take money. You ain't got no Goomana. (Local leagues will have websites+Discords to join, ranking up through premier allows you a shot at the challengers league)
Guys I got an email from the government pls help me
Hello American Citizens,
Consider this a formal notice of the Goomanic takeover of your former nation. Your sovereignty was never in question, but we are tired of subsidizing you through our shadow economy. All trade in USD is underpinned by an exchange in Goomana. You have thus run a phantom trade deficit. We are taking back a country indebted to us.
We will enjoy absorbing you as the 5021st member of our Lander regions. Donald Trump, you are formally invited to be the High Priest of the USA Lander region. JD Vance, you are formally invited to be the new pope, a right afforded to you by slaying the last one. Each citizen will be granted 1 Mystery Goomana egg with a hatch time of 12 years. Your currency will observe goomaninazation and be pinned to the Goomana exchange market directly.
The terms of this deal are simple.
We come, we conquer; then we prosper together.
This has been an official message under the authority of the Sovereign Supreme Goomanian Government
You are already a citizen. Goomana is the currency of VLR.
Monetary Policy Analysts can create 1 unique form of Goomana a week, receiving 50 of them at a time. The market determines the worth of the particular Goomana. I will start you off with +50 Foreboding Lavender Scented Goomana. As you begin to assess the market in your role, you will discover what will be the most lucrative sort of Goomana to create.
1 Goomana is around 46.234 USD at this hour, however we have floating exchange rate that updates hourly. Projections say it will be around 0.5126 USD in 3 hours. Pay off your debts as you deem fit if you are at a negative balance
+37.5 Goomanic Token (Blockchain)
+160 Goomana Black Express
We would be happy to take your application, egann. o7
Congratulations. We are happy to have you on board.
You are in charge of spreading the word about Goomana under posts and seeking opportunities to integrate the currency into monetary unions.
This role will have a hiring competition, please keep posted for the interview post. I will PM you when the time comes.
You meet basic qualifications. Happy to have you on board.
You are to make quarterly reports on Goomana usage and exchange in the broader VLR setting. Thank you.
I will set you up as a Goomana 'Licensing and Expansion Expert', please ensure to distribute goomana to random posts.
As a central bank our borrowers are regional banks. Do you wish to establish a regional Goomanic bank?
Currently setting up our line of credit unit. Are you a major business?
I will be serving as bank governor and thus do not require a 100 word bio.
Consider this an open call for all financially minded VLRians.
We are hiring the following vital positions:
Senior Economist- Requires extensive knowledge of Goomana-based economies
Monetary Policy Analysts- Requires over 2 years of posting history
Currency Specialist- Must hold a PhD or higher (VLRhD) in Goomanic exchange theories
Chief Operating Officer- Must have held executive position at 1 other central bank
Goomana Fraud Officer- Must have over 5 posts with -10 Frags
Frod Fraud Officer- Must have directly ruined one franchise
Licensing and Expansion Experts- Must exist and be willing to spread the good word of Goomanic systems
If interested, please reply to this post with your position of preference and a 100 word-or-less bio about your skills and abilities relevant to the role.
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This has been an official message approved by the authority of the Central Bank of Goomana.
Salad King if you're going to be by the Eaton Center
How are there even new replies on this thread
It would matter a lot to you. If it mattered a lot "for" you, you wouldn't be in control of its effect upon you.
When SPEAKING. There is no other subject in the sentence.
https://x.com/NotReduxx/status/1499152531880034305 This is an Indian computer keyboard
India is in the middle of the east, ya
Sentinels is now the defacto South Asian team. I'm sorry to say, but Curry and reduxx rounding out Indian-adjacent players like Zellsis simply wash your team, who really only had Russ I guess. Like, you have to admit that Sentinels is now the only team the Indian's in YouTube chat should be cheering for.
Kind regards,
M80's number 5 fan
I have a picture of you on my computer. You are not Zander. You are handsomer
I miss you so dearly…
Please.
Please. Say it isn’t happening.
Why is this happening?
I don’t want to speak to anyone for a while. Do not contact. I will be refreshing twitter waiting for the announcement that 2G hacked. I am growing anxious that this is real…
The user above me is a family of mice in a trench coat, forgive the nonsense they just typed
Chilenos, my condolences. I will attend the funeral for sure.
out of the pool, let the big kids swim now.
M80 26-0
Scream's unceremonious return IGL'ing, Coaching and Entrying
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