Maybe I overdid it. I want my legacy to be bangers, not word salad 😪

It's real and good, trust!

Go to bed

Okay but you'll pay me like how artists were paid by wealthy patrons to produce their frescoes, right?

What is the specific storyline you want me to make

eeiu watcher told me to pretend i was 11 while we texted...

You're the only reason I keep going.

VLR censorship is crazy

How did it just disappear? Was it even political?

I still want DeRozan and Lowry to do a one day sign and trade to retire as raptors, since we didn't get Vince back due to Covid

I was a kid but it was awesome seeing Bismack Biyombo come alive during that playoffs

Dropping your gun trying to get on a rope and fumbling around trying to pick it back up

Thrash

Lockdown

This is real and not a shitpost, no need for a review. Just send help for my 18 children if possible.

Hello, I am a psychiatrist (30 M), and my wife (31 F) is a real estate agent. Essentially, the story begins with a new client of mine... and hers. They turned my life into hell.

It all started when they walked through my office door. A man (26 M) who had booked an appointment months back, ran in screaming in what I could only glean to be joy, but that quickly changed as I noticed his eyes. Bloodshot and a shinier glaze than his bald head's immaculate sheen. He told me he was moving to America, as he had a new job opportunity. I simply asked why he came to me in response. He said "I am missing my friends in Brazil."
Okay, I start to establish a diagnosis in my mind, the onset of mania due to his sudden lifestyle change. Trying to engage with him further, I ask what he did for a living, as his move was prompted by a job opportunity after all. He said "I shoot heads, usually only in 2 on 1's". Panic button immediately pressed. The police come and he immediately starts laughing asking what I was so "afraid for." My life? Clearly this man was not stable. As the police started to gather a picture of what was happening, we were blinded by a sort of flashbang, I'm unsure at this point whether he had thrown one, but I heard a woman's voice in that instance and a screeching of a bird of paradise. Maybe I should have checked myself in with a colleague...

When we opened our eyes, the man was gone. I provided whatever I had in terms of the partial medical history I had gained through requisition from Brazil. Then, my wife (beautiful and heavily pregnant) had a showing later that very day. Since I don't use a cellular device on account of the 5G waves and what not, I would have to wait to tell her of my relatively traumatic day. Pacing in my office, pathologizing what had just occurred, all while my wife's client pulled into the driveway of the home being shown. Out emerges a man, of similar build and description, still with bulging, burgeoning eyes, and I wide grin. He giggles saying something she assumed to be the minions language, but turns out to have been Portuguese. She giggles back saying "Bapoy" to which he stared at her with a questioning face. His expression turned rapt quickly, probably instantly enamored by her heavenly expectant form. Rather than entering the place, he pulled out a BOW AND ARROW, and simply shot it right passed my wife's head. The arrow emitted a blueish light for several seconds and he told her that he wanted to see a different place. My wife just ran to her car and booked it home. However, in her rearview, she was being followed by only what she could describe as a Chupacabra, but a greenish earthy hue. When she arrived home, there was the man. He shot the same arrow, and said he "loved the place". He moved himself in.

When we told the police about it later, they said he had squatter's rights. We can't do anything, but we noticed several Asian men entering from our stake outs. One fine young white gentlemen entered as well, but when we approached him he said "AY, Someone wants Zaddy's Madrid diff" and he started moving his behind in an enchanting routine, reminiscent of the ethiope's dances I had seen on my expeditions.

We are completely up in arms. Professionally, I believe him and all of his compatriots to be deranged. Later on, there seemed to have been a breakthrough. It seems they've vacated to go to Korea. The international police have been notified, and I'm sure they will find them at the Nearest Airport. I of course, will not move back in and will sleep in my office while my wife stays with her boyfriend.
What should I do when they inevitably return still lusting for blood. I assume they won't adequately complete their hit mission in Korea, on account of their deranged nature. Any advice helps!

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS AND GOLD!

I believe in TAMU Maroon more than most.

MB I POCKET POSTED

OIDA 4

stop beaking 😭

This is like, so offensive to our culture.

lmfao

I think he wanted him to reveal the religion to us, not necessarily leave it

like 'drop the details'

Where are you from? You don't have to give specifics, just like general area/municipality

Genuinely hear more kids from missisauga speak like this than anyone else

the community part i mentioned is the most important to improving your happiness tho, and that can definitely be enhanced by a belief in something greater

what they said ^

start trying to learn more about you religion and try to follow it devoutly if you are a believer. You can find community in your holy spaces amongst other believers. no man is an island

first post and he likes pegging. great start

if serious, talk to someone you know irl about it. if they aren't receptive, find some form of therapy. reconnect with nature and you will feel you belong to this earth, even if you feel self conscious of your place in society. you are worth something, you deserve the joys and pains of living, for you are alive. you can love, cry and think. keep going because there is beauty even in darkness, and the daylight is soon to come.

Can you perhaps tell the people closest to you that you care about them? Plan a day of going out with your friends! Peace and love, always

you actually go to york bro, thats the funny part

Hi, I'm okay. I have to finish a couple of things up at work, but they're quite easy. I'm building an Iron Thorns deck to play with my friends when I return to campus!

How is yours going?

I thought

Why are you smelling their

Mans went to st.mikes prolly, y'ain even know them ones on a realer issue

This guys acc a prep school kid from forest hill, never been out to rexdale once. clutches pearls round jane and finch

Fham, I'm talking about M80, ur acc a bucktee fam. waste yutes talk and don't know nun fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who do you think our best player is?

E-Girls WHATNOW! Humana humana humana

you can roll around in a field with it at most.

He's been kicking around for a month again now

12 metric tons and it keeps leaking out.

Crodie, ur acc sick in the head fam, im realer than a man like you

Line 4 wiped out, ur off the map broski

We can tell you were raised in Vaughn 😃

This was really insightful. Glad to see the youth of the city proper backing homegrown talent!

Thanks for the 64 crores, Keralite.

Y'alright famski, lemme put you on for a likkle bit of game eh?

So, basicallllyy, M80 gonna kawall the trophy next year in the six alriggght?

Y'already know how it is, man like Zander boutta catch 30 bodies on his guvvy.

Put 13-0 on their headtops.

VCT aint shit for M80 fam, wallahi.

Re-up your bets on ascension nowww fore they girks your teams headazz.

FNS has passed away from old age

Thousands come to his funeral to honor him

Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival

The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye

He opens the casket but only a note is left

"I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned."

Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator