This post wasn't meant to be truth serum for your daily life lmaooo

Had to google, you are absolved

As hard as this is for me... you are forgiven.

but what if i start worshipping dos9, wouldnt that be a religion relevant to valorant? w

Not really a sin, but glad you could get that off your chest

Sin absolved

Not a sin, just a poor financial decision

I can't even fathom what that means. Your sin is absolved because I'm afraid to ask

Yeah I think this is beyond my jurisdiction brodie

How old were you

Your penance before absolution is playing Waylay for 5 full ranked games.

Like, again, I don't know if this is your sin. If you ceased the relationship upon learning the truth and repent, I absolve you for e-dating.

Man this aint even your sin tbh I just feel sorry for you.

But I absolve you for edating AND the meetup regardless. Goomana bless.

Are you still in school?

One time I watched an eeiu clip and cried. I absolve myself of sin

Hello VLRians,

Welcome to the Valorant Confessional. I, high priest Bruhmphrey, will absolve you of your sins past; bringing you back in communion with the holiness of VLR.

No judgement. E-Dating, Throwing, Boosting, a very specific story about scamming Russian children out of their accounts: Tell all in anonymity,

Freeing your mind frees your soul.

Be warned on speaking about eeiu.

NOOOO THEY CAUGHT ON

Are you FKJ

Kuya knows whats up

hi wanna play showdown

Tatami Galaxy

Ping Pong The Animation

bruhmphrey?

Fair enough. The beauty about this digital age is that you can google unfamiliar words. I would recommend reading though, but mostly because I love literature.

You communicate perfectly fine (based on our limited interactions), its just that sometimes spoken language can be difficult. Full respect to you for learning and improving on your own volition! I know how bad I am with foreign sounds when language learning, but approximation tips like these are always helpful for me at least (still cannot roll my R's though). All the best!

Awesome! Also consider watching youtube videos of language/speech coaches to get actual advice, reviewing phonetic pronunciations, and even recording and listening to yourself

downfragging for weird promo

thats probably due to your tongue not being positioned flat and flush with your front teeth. also make sure that your lower lip is no longer touching your teeth as you transition from f to th (ultimately its just a matter of practice and experimentation to figure it out after this)

this is just a stop gap solution, they need to learn how to pronounce the th sound at the end of the day

pronounce f.

then as you pronounce f push your lower lip forward and replace it with your tongue against your top teeth (do not press it hard) while still blowing air.

Try incorporating it into birffffftthhhhday and slowly phase out the f after practice

Come back permanently.

Yeah we have it backwards, the esport is stagnating and the game is also going to decline soon enough with more competition like Rivals vying for attention.

At 1 hour 40 minutes (spotify cast)

Are you gonna return to gamering

i respect you.

Frogger_UwU

Zhumagali Dastan

Haloo Bauadbaos

ur 16 next year lil buoy, ripe to work the fields.

BAudos.

Buabus?

"Skye's Trailblazer" 💔 Here's a job application bud

Hello Frogger0_0, how is your day going!

Brother what 😭

I just found out there's a whole world outside of Valorant. Shock Darts are based off of this thing called the sun. There are structures that look like Sky's dogs (think of the things in Lotus).

I can't believe it.

This whole time I was in Valorant.

I neglected my family (A family is basically like a really close knit org).

I realized that everyone I think I'm supposed to love (think Zellsis and going negative) has vanished.

I feel like I had a life before all of this. Before all of this.

Is there more? More than Iron 3? More than Chet's Pets? More than upfrags?

Nothing feels worse...

Anoymouse this isnt like yoi

The real reason they pulled out mid challengers is because they knew matchfixers like TSM were playing. Somehow idk. CPS means nothing to me. They reflect nothing of M80. Execute Chet.

RIP M80 you will always be my goats

Tell me when they play?? I hope someone does soon! This chet’s pets nonsense is so silly

Guys please help, this is about my Canadian org!!

Just woke up after a weeklong coma! So excited, cus M80 (Sato and gang lol) are playing tn! I’m a little confused though because TSM is streaming scrims against Marved instead?

Can anyone let me know when they play?
Also why is TenZ unretired?