| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | January 30, 2023 |
| Last post: | August 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM |
| Posts: | 1803 |
yer, mans fawad to scotiabank realll quick
Theyre gonna switch champs to october! clearly fake! real time travellers would know the time they came from!!
why was I thinking this was VLR pickems lollllllll
mfs are keeping track of pickems points???
Buffalo Bills
I'm not waking up at 4 am to watch DRX getting their flashback-broken by an anemic sentinels
I don't understand why this is downfragged. Men can love men. He even said it wasn't homo!
We have jobs.
We don't do 'em, but we have them
I irrationally hate G2.
When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.
I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.
I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.
Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.
I hate G2 because they're so successful.
I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.
They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.
I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.
we've been asking for goomana for years and at long last they're adding it next patch
I am under the snare of a cosmic being, a leviathan of proportionality to the universe I see reflected in the oceans below me.
Reaching my hand up, I speak to it. Opposing me through sheer grace, I know the next step is to absolve my sins prior to making its audience.
In the vastness of this expanse, a vibrancy of nothingness surrounds us both, until we squeeze into a void smaller than ourselves, yet ever-expanding.
Feeling physical pressure now, I navigate the space toward the beast. The comely sheen of what I can only perceive to be a scale greets me.
I have seen God. It has seen me.
Not in my corporeal form any longer, I have shed that long ago. I absorbed, synthesized the grace. I have seen all things in this being, though I know not but one thing.
It has viewed of me the same, learned and grown through the clashing of my ignorance with its own brilliance.
The area that encompasses our distance has all but vanished as we achieve a mutual understanding of one another.
The solution, now.
Aspas.
ACEND days are over
How is chichoo above Karon?
Whichever is easier for you. Would be funnier if he was forced to say it in a video though
omg, my friends were sitting on a discord call playing that game for hours wtf
The only good that can come out of this is if you get TMV to say Goomana in a video
+33 Goomana (Also you have the rare reddit pog goomana)
I wonder if your job can see your activity on your work computer
You are all now subject to VLR Goomana scoring.
I will track total Goomanas gained/lost in excel.
Goomana audits will occur publicly, shaming is encouraged for low VLR Goomana.
NOOO IM NOTHING LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET MAN AHHHH, THIS CANT BE MY LEGACY, I HAVE BANGERS! BANGERS I TELL YOU! NOOOOO
This shit isn't funny at all. It was supposed to be one of my random bits.
Hopefully you'll all forget about it in a day, but for now I want to apologize.
I was gonna make it a romance, but I'm pretty sure Zekken is still a kid
People ruined goomana, ngl, I'm gonna just randomly comment it on posts from now on, this fervor will die in a die most likely
IN KOREA:
Z: Oi, oi, oi, sorry sen fam but I gotta get something yummy in my tummy rn! I wonder if they have Jollibee!
TenZ: Okay my son, but make sure you come home soon, your father and I love you very much.
Z: Baka, I'm gen ALPHA cool dog.
-Zekken goes out in the streets of Seoul
Z: AHHH, ONICHAN THERES A TRUCK GOING TO HIT ME DUE TO MY NEGLIGANCE TO LOOK BOTH WAYS, THIS IS THE END, I CANT EVEN BLAST PACK OUT!
-Zekken feels his body grabbed by soft hands, and he is updrafted immediately.
Texture: Hey Zekken, I wanna be best friends
Z: You- you- saved me... but we're supposed to be enemies...
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