LouBag
Country: United States
Registered: June 9, 2021
Last post: May 4, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Posts: 3952
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Arguably the most consistent team of all time.

FNC has been good since the very start of Valorant.

Some random dude who clearly has only watched the stats page of VLR

“Kick the IGL!!!!!”

You can’t make this shit up.

posted 4 months ago

Life (duelist)
Leo (int flex)
Less (sent)
Lakia (flex)
Lmemore (smokes)

posted 4 months ago

Did you purposefully pick 4 initiators flex?

posted 4 months ago

“Phew, they are gonna leave us alone. They think we are zombies.”

posted 4 months ago

Karl Malone and John Stockton got this ez

posted 4 months ago

Came here to say this.

Leads a team no one thought would be anything when the season started to a championship.

Stands on the desk with his arms open and confetti falls all around him.

posted 4 months ago

This is what not making champions finals two years in a row does to a persons brain.

posted 4 months ago

Y’all clearly don’t understand prime 😂

Tenz (without a doubt best player in the world at prime)
Saadhak
Crashies
Marved
Yay (without a doubt best player in the world at prime)

posted 4 months ago

Cause his role clashes with the only other 2 people we know are staying.

Jawg and com

posted 4 months ago

Good list, also shows you understand what NA means more than the rest of the posters.

posted 4 months ago

Who?

posted 4 months ago

My Chinese girlfriend thinks we don’t use enough sauce on things….

posted 4 months ago

It’s two shot until reload and I would assume it’s scope only for accuracy (like awp) it will be deadly in specific hands.

Suddenly you take away phantom / spray guns from viper who excels at spamming smokes, and you rely on them hitting the “sniper” shot.

It changes the dynamic.

I think it’s interesting

posted 4 months ago

Pretty sure Portillo’s is Chicago based, and Culver’s is upper Midwest.

posted 4 months ago

If you happen to live anywhere near the glorious dairy capital of the United States (Wisconsin) then you know

Oberwiese and Culver’s clears.

Never realized how much better we had it until McDonalds was a top choice for people.

posted 4 months ago

Bro from Illinois and it shows

posted 4 months ago

It’s to counter light armor meta

posted 4 months ago

My girlfriend is Chinese and her family lives in China.

She has gone to China countless times in her life and her family is very well off.

She says USA is a better place to live.

China is dirty, overcrowded and rude. While she still loves China, every time she is over there she can’t wait to get home.

posted 4 months ago

Italy was the best country I visited in Europe (london, Paris, Dublin, and Rome)

Rome was incredible

posted 4 months ago

Runner, a nobody who played well against GE and Furia and before that was decent in one of a million EMEA t2 leagues. Suddenly he is 3rd best duelist in the world 😂 😆 😝

Everyone else you mention other than sayf is a top t2 player with the potential to be decent in t1

Random delusional eu farmers league enjoyer “ VIT ARE TOP 2 IN THE WORLD” right after they lost convincingly to Fut a team that barely beat GenG.

Eu education at its finest.

posted 4 months ago

Bro forgot about the world champion Ethan who had more assists than anyone in the world while at champs.

The audacity

posted 4 months ago

If they make top 5 it will be impressive.

posted 4 months ago

Aspas >= Demon1

Kingg as a player < Ethan
Kingg as an IGL > Ethan

Kingg = Ethan

posted 4 months ago

If we are talking all time?

I would say xeta, sayaplayer.

Does sacy count as an import since it’s the same league?

posted 4 months ago

This is what the future of GC looks like.

Either get used to it or quit watching.

posted 4 months ago

It’s been said countless times and even multiple times in this thread.

He had the option to build his own team. He just wasn’t smart enough to build a good team 🤷‍♂️

posted 4 months ago

I don’t watch any streamer other than sliggy.

Your list is shit.

Other than Wardell most of those players are pretty fairly rated.

Tenz isn’t as good as his rabid fans would say but he isn’t as bad as his haters say

No one talks about Subroza going back to t1, but he’s a damn good ranked demon.

S0m was one of the best controllers in the world last year…..

Sinatraa is good enough for t2 and to say otherwise only shows how biased you are.

posted 4 months ago

*dangles penis off the side of the bed

posted 4 months ago

Subroza still pulls over 1k viewers. He purposefully went to content creation and is still successful.

Wardell ruined his career when TSM said “we want to take our job seriously and bootcamp”

Wardell said “nah bro I can’t be leaving my shoes behind like that.”

posted 4 months ago

Fartpiss

posted 4 months ago

Fartpiss

posted 4 months ago

Ignore the Germans.

Niesow 1000% cheated.

He was getting called out like crazy, then his team qualified for lan and he “retired” for “family reasons” 😂

posted 4 months ago

Texture diffing him so hard

posted 4 months ago

Poor EMEA still clinging to lock-in 😂 😂.

Wonder what it’s like to be so irrelevant that you’re still talking about a year old tournament.

posted 4 months ago

Ngl I generally feel like I have a decent grasp on EMEA prospects.

I did not expect runner to be this good.

posted 4 months ago

Bro got diffed by runner 😂

posted 4 months ago

Wait… you mean… that’s not how it is?

I call bullshit! I have seen Nacho Libre.

posted 4 months ago

Anyone know how long Governor and Ban lived in the USA?

posted 4 months ago

For real 😆

If you discounted everyone who immigrated to USA you would have 0 people in vct.

posted 4 months ago

That would be cool tbh, but his roles literally overlap the two players that stayed 😂

posted 4 months ago

Just goes to show how worthless masters Madrid is going to be.

Only 2 teams from this league make it.

The main circuit for Americas is going to be more fun to watch then masters.

posted 4 months ago

He is combing his hair

posted 4 months ago

I can’t recommend Xbox game pass enough.

I don’t even have an Xbox, but the amount of games you get is obscene and you frequently get 50-60 dollar games the day they come out (starfield).

I don’t think people realize it’s for computer too.

9.99 a month for hundreds of AAA games

posted 4 months ago

You do know that many non fast food places have burgers too?

I used to manage an Outback Steakhouse and they have damn good burgers.

Burgers can be really gourmet too, I served at a fine dining restaurant and they had a French Onion burger made with a mixture of filet mignon and ground beef. It was phenomenal.

posted 4 months ago

Lil bro isn’t even going to get past FNC.

Leo
Alfa
Derke
Chronicle

Edit-
Didn’t mean to reply to the last comment

posted 4 months ago

Bro says 12am

I’m here in Chicago like “is 2am to late to watch Valorant?”

The answer is yes…. But…. Since when do I do the right thing?

posted 4 months ago

This is a solid take.

TLDR:
Being good in the off season doesn’t mean you will be good when the season starts because of the large patch that happens before kickoff.

posted 4 months ago

It would be great to see TR win a map. I am rooting for them.

GenG 2-0

posted 4 months ago

Then it should have been cdze

posted 4 months ago

Seems weirdly sketchy to me. Does this mean Sen could send pancada down and then basically not pay him anything but still keep him in contract jail?

posted 4 months ago
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