🇸🇪Leo: nonono!! you have to believe me man!!😰
🇺🇸CoJo: leo if you just want time off that’s fine, just ask me, you don’t need to make this whole story
🇸🇪Leo: i’m telling the truth man!! the aliens got me pregnant from the vaccines!!
🇬🇧Boaster: it’s okay my love 🥰🥰❤️I believe you pookie!! we can take care of and raise this child together ❤️❤️
🇸🇪Leo: holy shit shut the FUCK up boaster im just using you as bait, you don’t mean anything to me
🇬🇧Mini: FUCK YOU BOASTER IS THE CORE OF THIS TEAM WE CANT DROP HIM HE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
🇹🇷Alfajer: (in türkish) holy fucking shit carrying these bums gets tiring
🇳🇱Hiro: (in türkish) yo thanks man i appreciate u for the carry
🇹🇷Alfajer: (in türkish) no worries gng, at least ur more tolerable than these bums
🇷🇺Chronicle (walking in): FUCK THIS BABYSASUKE GUY IM THE GOAT OF VALORANT
🇫🇮Derke(following chronicle): YOU HAVENT EVER BEEN THE GOAT ON UR OWN TEAM 🤣🤣🤣IM THE REAL GOAT
🇷🇺Chronicle: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE 3 TROPHIES BUM, UR NOT EVEN THE GOAT DUELIST, ASPAS CLEARS YOU WITH ONLY ONE TROPHY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🇫🇮Derke(crying): …hey😢😢😢you know i have ptsd from aspas…
🇷🇺Chronicle: Okay im sorry that was too far
🇸🇪Leo: WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!???!?? THE ALIENS ARE GETTING US PREGNANT WITH THEIR ALIEN BABIES THROUGH VACCINES
🇬🇧Boaster: I-
(Everyone but mini): shut the FUCK up boaster
…
🇸🇪Sayf: anyone wanna fuck my mom?










