"invy was always a fraud"
"something wasnt awping enough"
"alecks cant coach a blind man to hear"
"Jinggg didnt kiss his mom for good luck"
"ok but we still won bangkok lol"
"i mean toronto"
"why d4v41 didnt bail us out again"
"FURIA has home advantage"
"Jinggg got booted from the military they didnt even want him"
"put FURIA on a calorie surplus and we win 2-0"
"https://owcdn.net/img/69735f396861f.png look how happy he is lol"
"who the fuck said FURIA has home advantage, Santiago is in Mexico dumbass"
"ok and"
"how is that home advantage then"
"its in north america lol"
"isnt FURIA from South America though"
"oh yaaaa lol my bad"
"the military didnt want Jinggg after he started picking the veggies off his lunch"
"eat ur fucking veggies jinggg lfmaoo"
"grown ass man cant eat his vegetables"
"filler event ngl"
"imagine ur jinggg walking alone at night i mean that has to be some silent hill shit"
"koalanoob smurfed on us he's so good"
"demon1 lowkey clears something"
"ngl idk who invy even is"
"eeiu used to cast our games how is this fair with the knowledge he has on us"
"alecks slamming his desk is so funy bahahah look he slammed his desk again bahahahahha"
"eeiu was never a caster idiot"
"i still dont want patmen LOL"
"isnt santiago in south america though"
"why is jinggg spelt with 3 gs"
"wow FURIA is just really good and we just suck"
if you're a PRX fan and you pull any of these excuses 10 hours after i prefired them then ur a fucking drone
PREFIRING PEEPEERX EXCUSES VS FURIA
POOPERFARTPANTSRX THINKS THEY CAN BEAT KOALAPRO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAA
"Love Thy Neighbor"
posted in Off Topic
This quote has always stuck with me throughout my life.
I believe each and every one of us aren't perfect, even myself. But to spread hate towards one another for such flaws is something I can't do, and simply cannot stand.
We aren't perfect, yet we still deserve to love one another.
I in particular may receive much hate for the next 24 hours, but just know I still love each and every one of you, as if you were someone dear to me, as if you were my neighbor.
posted 2 days ago
"Love Thy Neighbor"
posted in Off Topic
This quote has always stuck with me throughout my life.
I believe each and every one of us aren't perfect, even myself. But to spread hate towards one another for such flaws is something I can't do, and simply cannot stand.
We aren't perfect, yet we still deserve to love one another.
I in particular may receive much hate for the next 24 hours, but just know I still love each and every one of you, as if you were someone dear to me, as if you were my neighbor.
posted 2 days ago
LAST TIME EEIU PLAYED DOODOORX BTW https://www.vlr.gg/348471/100-thieves-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-shanghai-lr2 HE FUCCKKKEEED THEEEM BAHAHAHAHAHAHGA JINGGG IS ALREADY SHAKING HES SO SCARED FACING HIS FUCKING BLOOD FATHER SOMEONE BRING HIM HIS MOMMY RIGHT NOW
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forsaken, the low test incel, vs alym, chad alpha male framemogger. The battle will be great
Here's a reward for ya before the Playoff
king_bob is a VLR user from the US, a self-certified master baiter, part-time larper, full-time unemployed esports visionary, and the internet’s most dedicated PRX baiter. Not a critic. Not an analyst. A generational master baiter. If there were a for blaming for literally anything, he’d have a three-peat and an prefiring excuses ready.
He wakes up at 2:37 PM, cracks open his fourth energy drink, logs into VLR, and post the: “PREFIRING PEEPEERX EXCUSES VS ”
A dedicated larper, king_bob approaches every thread like it’s a tactical military operation. Dramatic pauses. Long monologues. He pre-planned these post shows his credibility as unemployed analyst but spiritually coaching Tier 1 from his bedroom.
He doesn’t watch PRX games for enjoyment. He studies them. Frame by frame. For weaknesses. For narratives. For the downfall. Notifications on? Absolutely not. They are.
Some fans support teams.
Some fans believe in greatness.
king_bob believes in hating PRX with the consistency of a salaried position he does not have.
Generational hater. Master baiter. VLR warlord.
im literally in the top 0.0001% of genetics straight-up walking proof that the dna lottery exists and i hit the jackpot multiple times over. 6’4” wingspan stretched across a 6’3” frame that’s naturally carved at 8.5% bodyfat year-round with zero cardio, traps so jacked they make XL hoodies look like they were custom-fitted, a jawline sharp enough to cut glass without a drop of filler, vascularity popping through layers even in the dead of winter, perfect leverages that let me sling stupid-heavy squats and deadlifts like it’s nothing, a hairline still glued to my forehead at 27 with zero recession, eyes so piercingly light people swear they’re contacts (they’re not), and skin that stays collagen-rich and flawless like i’m permanently 21
who the fuck said FURIA has home advantage, Santiago is in Mexico dumbass"
Lol
PREFIRING PEEPEERX EXCUSES VS FURIA
posted in Valorant Discussion
"invy was always a fraud"
"something wasnt awping enough"
"alecks cant coach a blind man to hear"
"Jinggg didnt kiss his mom for good luck"
"ok but we still won bangkok lol"
"i mean toronto"
"why d4v41 didnt bail us out again"
"FURIA has home advantage"
"Jinggg got booted from the military they didnt even want him"
"put FURIA on a calorie surplus and we win 2-0"
"https://owcdn.net/img/69735f396861f.png look how happy he is lol"
"who the fuck said FURIA has home advantage, Santiago is in Mexico dumbass"
"ok and"
"how is that home advantage then"
"its in north america lol"
"isnt FURIA from South America though"
"oh yaaaa lol my bad"
"the military didnt want Jinggg after he started picking the veggies off his lunch"
"eat ur fucking veggies jinggg lfmaoo"
"grown ass man cant eat his vegetables"
"filler event ngl"
"imagine ur jinggg walking alone at night i mean that has to be some silent hill shit"
"koalanoob smurfed on us he's so good"
"demon1 lowkey clears something"
"ngl idk who invy even is"
"eeiu used to cast our games how is this fair with the knowledge he has on us"
"alecks slamming his desk is so funy bahahah look he slammed his desk again bahahahahha"
"eeiu was never a caster idiot"
"i still dont want patmen LOL"
"isnt santiago in south america though"
"why is jinggg spelt with 3 gs"
"wow FURIA is just really good and we just suck"
if you're a PRX fan and you pull any of these excuses 10 hours after i prefired them then ur a fucking drone
POOPINGRX THINKS THEY WIN MAP 3 NOOOOOW BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THEY THINK THEYRE WINNING THE SERIEEEEEEEEEESSSS BAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Agreed but people believe in them so I want to see if you have this power
Sure sure
Will demon1 ever make it to an international again to face PRX? I’m not sure
King bob keep making these dumb posts each prx game
I need to know if you have actual powers
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kekw you did this 3 times and you failed all of them
it's working tho, the jinx. do that again whenever prx plays.
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not too good I take it :(
it gets better king_bob.. you just need to believe, like me on Map 3 of PRX vs. FUR
You need to keep believing.. I believe in you :)
<3
Hey bob, look at my reply number lololol
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