vlr "hot takes" parody

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delighted

the perfect vct fix

make everything single elim + bo1

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i still cant believe people hate the idea of bo7 in grand final

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natalie229

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i actually agree with bo7 grand finals

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Kirya

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That would be too exhausting for pro players

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delighted

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what if we schedule the first 5 maps in one day then schedule the last 2 maps for another day

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it could end in ≤5 maps and then people who buy day 2 tickets are fucked

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bold of u to assume probability doesn't exist

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then do the first 3 maps one day and the other 4 the next

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Kirya

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Just doesnt sound practical

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ik

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just give longer breaks between maps

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That wouldnt help much and would make the series last even longer most likely til midnight which would affect some pro players rly badly
Even 5 map Bo5's are already bad enough

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when are we starting bro :sob: make a day of it idk atleast for the valorant champions trophy the best of 7 maps in the pool seems right to me

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fuck it separate the grand finals to 2 days

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no bad idea, just add like a day between the gf and the lf, one day off and take it from the time the playoff bracket starts

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Last maps would turn into slopfest because of insane mental fatigue by the end of the series lmao. If u include longer breaks some Bo7 games could probably go up to 8-10 hours which is just insane

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teams are required to field a substitite roster after map 5

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ur right, but idk they get paid enough to do it, id only worry about on screen talent who arent getting paid enough for sumn like that

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BerLINglazer

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just dont get tired

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delighted

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or js get ur fucking general manager and CEO to sub in

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Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one

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Or hear me out
Sign an entirely second team to your roster and have them sub in whenever you need them to
Play a mix and match every map

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delighted

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aka the academy team right

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Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one

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Pretty much.
Also gives them a chance to shine on big stage

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delighted

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only way for them to do so

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fuck it bo13 grand finals

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ngl that would be pretty interesting

if you prepare too much for the 6 maps that arent in the pool then you get fucked in the regular 7 maps but if you underprepare then you cant win the grand final

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it's called a lose lose situation

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natalie229

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you only need to win 7 of the 13 maps

just overprepare for the 6 maps, and then win their in-pool permaban

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delighted

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win their in-pool permaban

bold of u to assume the other team is not trying to do this

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I agree with the premise of a bo7 grand final but you have to remember that if the GF is a bo7, the upper bracket winner essentially has no upper bracket advantage other than prep time

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delighted

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upper bracket winner gets to choose what side they start in ofr all 7 maps

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kuruk

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ubf winner picks the first 3 map order then it goes back and forth for the other 4

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it’s just a bo5 with two maps that either

won’t be competitive whatsoever
are some of the worst valorant you’ve ever seen

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or probably a mix of both for better or for worse

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All pros have to use the same sens+crosshair

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all pros have to use the same keybinds

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natalie229

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if you don't use C Q E X you're cringe

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fnaticENJOYER

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MB1 MB2 C X

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natalie229

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Name checks out, fraudnatic lol

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fnaticENJOYER

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n0t0lie

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n0t0shit keke

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?

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Z Q E X, crouch on C

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BerLINglazer

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mine is M E O W am i cringe

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delighted

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nah ur js a cat lover

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natalie229

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if anyone unironically plays like this respect

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-player +random free agent

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-player +coach replaces the player

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Gdgdfdgtttt

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infinite imports

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INFINITE coach slots

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i wonder who said that single elim take

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should've included the make everything BO1 lmao

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coaches should be allowed to freely spectate and give comms to their players mid round in exchange for 2 player ults