king_bob
Brashies
Saul Goodman
chatgpt
archer queen
i cant imagine anyone on this list being fun to be around while either i am high or they are high and definitely not both
whzy
rushia
nats
swerl
hatsune miku
your mom
whitecatw
zoink
btmc
technoblade
Here are some elite blunt-rotation lines depending on the vibe you want. Pick your flavor:
🥴 Chill + Philosophical:
“Bro… why does time go forward but my life goes sideways?”
😂 Goofy:
“Hold up, did anyone else hear that or was that just my responsibilities?”
😮💨 Self-aware:
“Don’t let me talk too much, I’m like two hits away from confessing my whole childhood.”
👀 Paranoid but funny:
“Y’all locked the door right? RIGHT?”
🧠 Fake-wise:
“Listen… a sandwich is just a taco that gave up.”
🫠 Unhinged:
“If I stand up right now I will simply pass away.”
✨ Wholesome stoned:
“Hey… I love y’all. Like… respectfully.”
If you want, I can tailor one to your personality or the vibe you want to give (chaotic, mysterious, flirt, etc.).