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New rule for ranked

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#1
my-dad-ate-my-toes

From now on I dodge every time I get someone pick Sage on my team because I am sick to fucking death of having these fucking extra chromosome riddled elo terrorists go 3-76 in my games all seemingly suffering from fucking CTE because they're so unbelievably dogshit at the game all of them just cant fucking aim to save their lives stupid fucking cunts and thety always fucking insist they need to play Sage because they have the fucking tac fgps conception of a fucking mole raty wiht a brain tumour that their util usage would genuinely somehow be worse than fucking havoc and thnweyve fuckign deluded themselves into thinking evrry lobby "nEeDs A hEaLeR" because the only fps game they know is voerwatch and even then theyve never played the game before they just spoend 13 hours a day gooning to Mercy futanari bestiality and seem determined to spend the other 11 hpourts of their days terrorisiong my fucking ranked lobbies and trying to become the worlds first negative ACVS player fuckl pjiosvdkjnsvdcfnkjlsadcjlmnsdfjnkljkndfas knsdf\ nksdfk nbndfsbjhn cuytb cunt I ahte these fucking lobotomites get thgemn GONE WHYA RE THEY BUFFING SAGE FUCKCMJCKCKDCKNLMDAFSJNLKVSDMJNKNMK SD NKSDFNK SDFAN KN AFDSNBFDSAJHBNFDSJNHDFSAJNJNDSFJNFDSJNDFSNJFDNJASN FUCKING USELESS SHIT FUCKLING PLAYERS MAN SDJNFIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#2
delighted
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"extra chromosome" is excellent word choice

have my upvote

#3
cameran
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"extra chromosome" is excellent word choice

have my upvote

#4
guuz
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if your sages are using the heal justification, you deserve to be in that rank haha

sage has viable maps rn and the slows are still great for ranked with decent timing

#5
Laundry
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Extremely justified crashout

#6
Gdgdfdgtttt
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im in plat and sage like only gets locked on sunset why u even complaining

#7
termtermtermterm
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they prolly lower than plat then

#8
GNub
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this is funny bro good job

#9
Yistyy
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Real, we need to perma ban every sage player. They always stink at this game

#10
Aayan
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valid crashout

#11
gutterslugs
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LOL

#12
Marii
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Sage is only used in gold and below brother there might be another issue here

#13
natalie
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gooning to Mercy futanari bestiality

what the fuck

#14
delighted
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my-dad-ate-my-toes makes the best crashouts

#17
natalie
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real lol

#18
delighted
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imagine how much would crashout if TH lost to TS had TS made toronto

#19
natalie
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I don’t even think TS can physically beat TH

#20
delighted
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they could've had TS got a performance coach

#21
natalie
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Vitality have one too 🗿🗿🗿

#22
delighted
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nah what TS needed the most is a more experienced vct coach, ex6tenz, mini and anaks are good options

#23
natalie
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nah just get whoever wins between termi and frost trust

#24
delighted
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do u want me to suffer from shitty coaching

#15
Luceus
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so real. Sage's are also the most annoying types of people bro. they are toxic af they suck ass and then blame the whole team for dying without them when they bait

#16
GarbanzoEnjoyer
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top 3 non-mirror winrate in every elo btw

#28
SleepingSnorlax
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Don’t go on stats it is literal dogshit

#32
GarbanzoEnjoyer
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If you say so

#30
Marii
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Whats top 2

#31
GarbanzoEnjoyer
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(going off of last act) Clove is 1st by a large margin, then it's Reyna at lower ranks and Neon at higher

You can check on vstats.gg

#33
Marii
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Clove Reyna sage nightmare comp 💀

#34
GarbanzoEnjoyer
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Genuinely don't understand why people hate these agents so much. They're good in ranked for a reason, and just because they have selfish utility doesn't mean you can't still play as a team

#35
SleepingSnorlax
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Clove still is fine Reyna is fine but Sage is just dogshit I would rather play viper

#38
Marii
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If you have 3 of them on the same team only one of them are actually good I swear you never have a good clove and Reyna or a good sage and clove etc.

#39
GarbanzoEnjoyer
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That's just how ranked is. It's just as common for the enemy team to have a total pushover you can farm

#26
Ultia
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This but for instalock Reynas in my low immo lobbies

#29
GodAwfulGod
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Never have I had someone speak my exact opinion on an agent. Like why do the people who always pick sage use the excuse of sage being easy when Cypher is easier and Senti is already and extremely easy role. Also every agent in the game is more useful than sage, I'd even rather see a fucking harbor than another instalock sage because at least harbor wall is useful past the pistol round.

#36
m0rtem
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fr bro they all ass just fucking play kj if u want to goon to ur character

#37
31Raven
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the excuse of sage being easy when Cypher is easier

my teammates who pick him whenever i dont play cypher seem to not think so

hehe meant to reply to 29 but whatever

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