girlfriend application

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

i can’t tell if this is satire

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

I just need... @nismo

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

Bump

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

Chet and Victor joining M80? Oh, this is a train wreck so catastrophic it’d make the Titanic look like a minor fender bender. Let’s start with Chet Singh, the self-proclaimed “strategic genius” who’s been riding the coattails of his 2022 OpTic success like it’s a lifetime achievement award. This guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper bag if you gave him a map and a flashlight. NRG’s 2024 season under his watch? A complete dumpster fire—no playoffs, no international trophies, just a sad little pile of excuses and a suspension to top it off. Violating Riot’s Esports Code of Conduct? Classic Chet move—probably leaked strats to his buddies while sipping overpriced kombucha, thinking he’s untouchable. Now he’s slinking over to M80, a team that’s already on life support after disbanding its roster in September 2024. What’s he gonna do, revive them with his “innovative” ideas? Please. The only thing he’s innovating is new ways to disappoint everyone who still believes in him. M80’s about to get a front-row seat to Chet’s signature blend of overconfidence and underperformance—hope they enjoy watching their win rate plummet faster than a lead balloon.
And then there’s Victor Wong, the once-hyped Neon prodigy who’s been dining out on his 2022 highlights for so long you’d think he invented the game. Newsflash, Vic: the glory days are over, and your aim’s been shakier than a caffeinated chihuahua ever since. Back when he was with OpTic, sure, he had some pop-off moments—those flashy Neon ults were cute—but now? He’s an entry fragger who forgets to entry, a duelist who’d rather hide in spawn than take a fight. His 2024 stint with NRG was a masterclass in mediocrity—couldn’t clutch, couldn’t trade, couldn’t even keep his KDA above water. The guy’s been coasting on nostalgia while the rest of the scene evolved past him. Pairing him with M80 is like putting a rusty cog in a broken machine—except the machine’s already scrapped, and the cog’s just there to make noise. Victor’s probably still dreaming of those old LAN crowds chanting his name, but all he’s getting now is a pity contract from a team desperate enough to take NRG’s leftovers.
Together, these two are a match made in hell for M80. Chet’s going to roll in with his outdated playbook—probably some dusty strats from 2021 he found in a Google Doc titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Teammates.” He’ll bark orders like he’s still relevant, while Victor nods along, whiffing shots and pretending he’s still got it. The rest of the M80 roster—if you can even call it that after their disbandment—will be stuck wondering how they went from Tier 2 hopefuls to a laughingstock overnight. Opponents won’t even need to prep; they’ll just let Chet overthink himself into a corner and watch Victor whiff his way through every duel. This duo’s synergy is about as real as a unicorn riding a skateboard—nonexistent and ridiculous to even imagine. M80’s legacy, whatever scraps of it were left, is about to get buried under Chet’s ego and Victor’s inconsistency. They’ll be lucky to win a single map, let alone a series, in whatever low-rent circuit they end up slumming it in. Honestly, the only thing this move guarantees is a highlight reel of fails so embarrassing it’ll make the Valorant community cringe for years. Good luck, M80—you’re gonna need it with these two clowns on board.

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

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is this real

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

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I'm looking for a girl who's involved in the vlr community, I'm sick of gettin to know a female to find out she doesn’t watch competitive valorant instead watched makeup and doesn’t know about acend cned. I always end up breaking ties with them since we just ain't compatible.

At the time of me posting this there are around 200 people active on the sub and statically speaking at least 1% of that is female, meaning there are around 2 females who should see this.

If you are one of them please comment on this post so we can get to know each other or if you're shy, you can pm me instead.
A little bit about myself: I'm 5’3, I weigh around 200lbs, I got a mullet with an edgar , blue hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt, friendly, my face is around 8/10 maybe 9/10 in my opinion, my favourite players are cned cned and probably cned
My preference is a Latina female, who is shorter than me (any height above 6’0), weighs around 120lbs to 140lbs, fat in the right places, hot or cute face, likes ,!3: and is submissive ( im looking for a dommy mommy )As for race i’d prefer a latina but it isn’t the end of the world if ur not.

dms are open taking applications rn

On an unrelated note tho can we just agree that having a boyfriend is way more meta. (I love him)