I will do the whatever the most upvoted comment wants me to do
do 5 tik tok dances with face in it on video and upload to youtube, not unlisted. PUBLIC.
go to an indian restaurant near you, order the spiciest thing on the menu, after you eat the whole thing, record yourself saying india is the best country in the world and upload it to youtube (public)
*ask them what the spiciest thing they can make is