🍆💦 I am surprised no one suggested this classic remedy

I don’t mean to say that you don’t have a knack for good writing, but the writing that you are appreciating is basically every teenage romance book or to put it in a more derogatory manner “It sounds like a fucking watt pad story”

What is 1349? If 10 years ago is not 1359 then obviously 1359 means something else?

You are a sensible man but mostly women don’t like happy self content men. Especially beautiful women, who naturally are accustomed to being the center of attention and will naturally tend to develop some form of narcissism irrespective of intrinsic humbleness. It’s a pass on from old cultural norms where the man has to work hard and then comes back to his wife, who is supposed to be his anchor of happiness.

For men whose source of happiness is their work, the women in that relationship will feel useless, something seen with highly scientific individuals who are known for failed marriages.

The best marriages are sustained by man who has a regular job without ambitions.

Now based on the interpretation of goodness, is a woman good if she is trying to hold her man back?

Definitely I have had the fortune to meet him Ange1 in 2 different ESL events and he is a true professional, soft spoken and does his job!

The best is definitely Ange1 from pure sustainability standpoint at S Tier Level

He started in 2006, and still continuing playing at S Tier Events

Check the video, even more reasons to be fat, especially for countries with lenient gun laws

TenZ duh

https://youtube.com/shorts/glqL6_H54DE?feature=shared Added

Vitality foreign management is shit. There was an instance back in 2019 when the team I was a part of was supposed to be sponsored by vitality, but due to miscommunication with their foreign manager (some girl idk her name) the entire thing went downhill.

Bottom line: yes the vitality mismanagement is real, especially when it comes to handling non French players

WTF I check checked LEV vs MIBR since when is a spas so bad

Height is not a fitness pursuit, and leanness is just starvation

Your case seems like malnourishment causing slow reaction time, eat food rich in vitamins and minerals

https://www.vlr.gg/524483/do-i-need-to-be-fat This thread I spelt it wrong, but too late

All the movement about being fit is a ploy of the secret world order to waste our time in pursuit of fitness (worthless gym time, running, expensive food in attempts to eat healthy)

Fitness is a conspiracy, save yourselves and your future, rise above the matrix

Yes being fat helps with stability and movement, since valorant games can sustain for a long period of time being muscular is counterproductive as by match number 3.5 you would end up having stiffness in your body and requiring body massages mid tournament.

Being fat also minimises movement, thus increased mouse accuracy. Also it is easier to control recoil as the added weight in your forearm helps you pull the mouse easier.

3rd big advantage of being fat is body image issues, which will lead go reduced outdoor activities which in turn leaves more time to practice your craft that is valorant

FAT = SUCCESS

New info: https://youtube.com/shorts/glqL6_H54DE?feature=shared

I was so confused by the framing of the sentence, then realised something is a player

3000 posts in 3 months ☠️

Team C: derke, sacy, zmzzk, sushi boys, nats

He has made international every year and 7 in total, fine if I dumb it down for you?

Keznit has made 7, and every year without fail

Jammpii, Magnum,
Neth, Crws
Asuna & Xeppa & Penny

Out if these Jampii and Asuna were contenders for “best” at some point of time

Don’t trouble your brain, Lev won’t qualify

s0m and Asuna should be one team

😊

Plat kewk

I give you real list

1. SKROSSI
2. Zombs
3. Hiko

HM: jessibash

Where is zombs and SKRossi?

Ha ha ha ha, no one watch

Boostshould join a game changer team

Moderator should update it on the scorecard

tu G Gamerz Brazil

Nostalgic

CNed killed them with cuteness

Use vpn

C in CNed is for cute

Because the real match is boring, and in a watch party they tend to feel more engaged with the creator and his chat I presume

I joined to watch for cNED but it’s still very boring

they are the most boring team in the world bro reminds me of old GIANTX when TMV said "they just win against teams you expect them to beat and they lose against teams you expect them to lose to"

CNed is playing right? I have only come for him

Make space for Sheydos over Something/Jemkin

I got perms banned without warning from FNS’s chat for asking if he is Indian… Mind you asking…. Plain “Is FNS in India.” Exact words… perma banned by someone

Lame team

Real contenders roster

T1 2026:

Scream
Patiphan
Redgar
Sylvan
SKRossi

He said, “Amazing Buzz, I am proud of you Buzz my favourite valorant player” FNS said it

T1 new team:

Scream
Patiphan
Redgar
Sylvan
SKRossi

T1 needs to bring Xeta

No xeta no win

DiH fault, not listening to Buzz’s flawless calls

T1 bot team it’s over

Deserved

I am sad, FNS seems to have overtaken Tarik in the watch party department

So why are you generalising? Xenophobia hasn’t left your blood?