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WTF magnus carlson finally speaks about nielsmann

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ilovefrozenblueberries

He just tweeted this

https://twitter.com/magnuscarlsen/status/1574482694406565888?s=46&t=fzf7yId_paQARwfQBnRB_A

if u dont wanna read, basically he says he believes Nielsmann was cheating in the tourney and he wasn’t even focused or tense in the matches and easily outplayed carlson in a way in which he feels is only possible by a few

If the but vibrations theory is true, i think they can counter this by forcing everyone to have but vibrations constantly throughout the math with different wavelengths and strengths so that even if they have their own but vibrations, it’ll get blended in with the standard enforced but vibrations, kinda like how white noise works or like noise canceling headphones

#2
Mttn
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They should honestly just make sure the players are all using beads that are withing the chess regulations

#3
ilovefrozenblueberries
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Yeah what i meant is they should provide everyone with standardized but vibrators that pulse out strong vibrates constantly to drown out the other vibrates of forbidden/cheating vibrates

#19
Brimstan
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they should have players play fully nude from now on

#34
TS_ChedZ
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Unfair advantage for female players. Male players won't be able to focus.

[Heteronormative asf bitch]

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giantnutsack12345
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Anal beads is insaniest thing ever

#18
Brimstan
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vibrating butt plugs

#25
codv
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where do i learn chess i need it fast

#5
vnvodich
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Magnus Clownson

#6
acels1
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magnus sniffing premium copium or what?

#16
SeizeSG
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Uncommon acels1 L

#21
acels1
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common seizeSG W

#7
feelsbadboaster
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Magnus is so stupid bro

#8
AdS
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Can someone tell me what happened?

#10
ilovefrozenblueberries
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magnus was playing neilman in a tourney, then he lost and then resigned from the tournament, he posted something about mourniho saying “ if i ever speak i am in big trouble” -> caused lots of drama -> they decide to rematch -> magnus resigns after like 2 moves -> more drama

#11
AdS
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So basically he's mad cuz the other guy is countering him calmly?

#28
hw0l
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yup and they think he was cheating with anal fucking beads vibrating to tell him what to do. Magnus is just a sore loser because he can't afford to lose to an american teenager as the greatest chess player ever. Stupid

#29
Bronze-Smurf
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Anal beads was a joke my guy

#31
hw0l
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i dont get how else they think he could have cheated in person? like obviously not actual anal beads but some sort of vibrator in his clothing is the only way

#41
zidmz
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in the match he resigned he (magnus) played an opening he had no recording of doing
neilman was still completely prepared for the opening, and said he just-so-happened to look at the opening right before the game

#12
Brimstan
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oppenent using vibrating dildo to send morse code up his ass to tell him the correct moves

#9
capital_d_colon
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the mr beast reply ffs

#13
azraelmdfk
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genuine question here, how the fuck does someobdy cheat in a chess match?

#32
TS_ChedZ
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Magnus Believes his opponent had a Remotely controlled anal device inserted between his two cheeks. He believes a third party was controlling the device and communicating in MORSE CODE xxdxdxd

#33
ilovefrozenblueberries
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Genuine question, if it was vibrating that much wouldnt there be auditory cues

#35
TS_ChedZ
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It was so far up there?

#36
ilovefrozenblueberries
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How would he get it out then?

#37
TS_ChedZ
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String

#38
azraelmdfk
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man idk if u are trolling me or not

#39
number1_MIBR_hater
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this is actually the story lmao

#40
azraelmdfk
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this is fucking insane wtf

#14
Terrain
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Another L for magnus

#15
wohe
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did the niemann guy make any statments

#17
anay
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MAGNUS CHADSON FINALLY OUT WITH A STATEMENT

#20
crashhacker1
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The guy loses once and absolutely flips out talking about cheating, chess community, etc. XD

#22
yaiima0
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His ego is so big he can’t accept that he lost. Chess version of Shahzam KEKW

#24
acels1
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lmfao

#23
Faraday
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Man, unless he's got some nuke hidden away, this is the downfall of magnus. What a dumb fuck

#26
luckypleb
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I think he actually cheated and they need to check him ass

#30
hw0l
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They should live strem it so i can see his ass too!!

#27
blazennn
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Ego so big he said “ he showed no stress at all playing against me therefore he is a cheater “.. Maybe you just got you’re ass rolleddddd
Also didn’t they have a “rematch” online where Magnus left after like 3 moves

#42
Jawa
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yeah, well... Nielsenn admitted to cheating 2 times before and is banned from an online chess platform. That's the problem with giving cheaters second chances, it's hard to trust them...

maybe Carlsen playing against the best and beign THE best for almost a decade has it's reasons

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