WTF magnus carlson finally speaks about nielsmann

He just tweeted this

https://twitter.com/magnuscarlsen/status/1574482694406565888?s=46&t=fzf7yId_paQARwfQBnRB_A

if u dont wanna read, basically he says he believes Nielsmann was cheating in the tourney and he wasn’t even focused or tense in the matches and easily outplayed carlson in a way in which he feels is only possible by a few

If the but vibrations theory is true, i think they can counter this by forcing everyone to have but vibrations constantly throughout the math with different wavelengths and strengths so that even if they have their own but vibrations, it’ll get blended in with the standard enforced but vibrations, kinda like how white noise works or like noise canceling headphones

They should honestly just make sure the players are all using beads that are withing the chess regulations

Mttn [#2]

They should honestly just make sure the players are all using beads that are withing the chess regulations

Yeah what i meant is they should provide everyone with standardized but vibrators that pulse out strong vibrates constantly to drown out the other vibrates of forbidden/cheating vibrates

Anal beads is insaniest thing ever

Magnus Clownson

magnus sniffing premium copium or what?

Magnus is so stupid bro

Can someone tell me what happened?

the mr beast reply ffs

AdS [#8]

Can someone tell me what happened?

magnus was playing neilman in a tourney, then he lost and then resigned from the tournament, he posted something about mourniho saying “ if i ever speak i am in big trouble” -> caused lots of drama -> they decide to rematch -> magnus resigns after like 2 moves -> more drama

ilovefrozenblueberries [#10]

magnus was playing neilman in a tourney, then he lost and then resigned from the tournament, he posted something about mourniho saying “ if i ever speak i am in big trouble” -> caused lots of drama -> they decide to rematch -> magnus resigns after like 2 moves -> more drama

So basically he's mad cuz the other guy is countering him calmly?

AdS [#8]

Can someone tell me what happened?

oppenent using vibrating dildo to send morse code up his ass to tell him the correct moves

genuine question here, how the fuck does someobdy cheat in a chess match?

Another L for magnus

did the niemann guy make any statments

acels1 [#6]

magnus sniffing premium copium or what?

Uncommon acels1 L

MAGNUS CHADSON FINALLY OUT WITH A STATEMENT

giantnutsack12345 [#4]

Anal beads is insaniest thing ever

vibrating butt plugs

Mttn [#2]

They should honestly just make sure the players are all using beads that are withing the chess regulations

they should have players play fully nude from now on

The guy loses once and absolutely flips out talking about cheating, chess community, etc. XD

SeizeSG [#16]

Uncommon acels1 L

common seizeSG W

His ego is so big he can’t accept that he lost. Chess version of Shahzam KEKW

Man, unless he's got some nuke hidden away, this is the downfall of magnus. What a dumb fuck

yaiima0 [#22]

His ego is so big he can’t accept that he lost. Chess version of Shahzam KEKW

lmfao

giantnutsack12345 [#4]

Anal beads is insaniest thing ever

where do i learn chess i need it fast

I think he actually cheated and they need to check him ass

Ego so big he said “ he showed no stress at all playing against me therefore he is a cheater “.. Maybe you just got you’re ass rolleddddd
Also didn’t they have a “rematch” online where Magnus left after like 3 moves

AdS [#11]

So basically he's mad cuz the other guy is countering him calmly?

yup and they think he was cheating with anal fucking beads vibrating to tell him what to do. Magnus is just a sore loser because he can't afford to lose to an american teenager as the greatest chess player ever. Stupid

hw0l [#28]

yup and they think he was cheating with anal fucking beads vibrating to tell him what to do. Magnus is just a sore loser because he can't afford to lose to an american teenager as the greatest chess player ever. Stupid

Anal beads was a joke my guy

luckypleb [#26]

I think he actually cheated and they need to check him ass

They should live strem it so i can see his ass too!!

Bronze-Smurf [#29]

Anal beads was a joke my guy

i dont get how else they think he could have cheated in person? like obviously not actual anal beads but some sort of vibrator in his clothing is the only way

azraelmdfk [#13]

genuine question here, how the fuck does someobdy cheat in a chess match?

Magnus Believes his opponent had a Remotely controlled anal device inserted between his two cheeks. He believes a third party was controlling the device and communicating in MORSE CODE xxdxdxd

TS_ChedZ [#32]

Magnus Believes his opponent had a Remotely controlled anal device inserted between his two cheeks. He believes a third party was controlling the device and communicating in MORSE CODE xxdxdxd

Genuine question, if it was vibrating that much wouldnt there be auditory cues

Brimstan [#19]

they should have players play fully nude from now on

Unfair advantage for female players. Male players won't be able to focus.

[Heteronormative asf bitch]

ilovefrozenblueberries [#33]

Genuine question, if it was vibrating that much wouldnt there be auditory cues

It was so far up there?

TS_ChedZ [#35]

It was so far up there?

How would he get it out then?

ilovefrozenblueberries [#36]

How would he get it out then?

String

TS_ChedZ [#32]

Magnus Believes his opponent had a Remotely controlled anal device inserted between his two cheeks. He believes a third party was controlling the device and communicating in MORSE CODE xxdxdxd

man idk if u are trolling me or not

azraelmdfk [#38]

man idk if u are trolling me or not

this is actually the story lmao

number1_MIBR_hater [#39]

this is actually the story lmao

this is fucking insane wtf

AdS [#11]

So basically he's mad cuz the other guy is countering him calmly?

in the match he resigned he (magnus) played an opening he had no recording of doing
neilman was still completely prepared for the opening, and said he just-so-happened to look at the opening right before the game

yeah, well... Nielsenn admitted to cheating 2 times before and is banned from an online chess platform. That's the problem with giving cheaters second chances, it's hard to trust them...

maybe Carlsen playing against the best and beign THE best for almost a decade has it's reasons