Top 2 excuses of all time

#1

Depressed_TSM_Fan

1) “I’m sick”
2) “High ping”

#2

delusional_paperrex_fan

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"Depressed_TSM_Fan" has a cloud9 flair

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hellohello139

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maybe he stopped believing in TSM

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Sirius_10

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pain

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Shownu

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"mousepad too small"

#4

Depressed_TSM_Fan

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“Wrong sens”

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Soul_Stalker

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"changing crosshair"

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Dolphin

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Wouldn't excuse number 1 be a good thing?

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Depressed_TSM_Fan

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Not when the coach playing with the same sickness

#8

OkOkay

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its almost as if covid has different effects to everyone

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noxx

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woah no way man thats crazyyyy i thought everyone had the same immune system!!!

#11

ConsistentCycles

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its like no one has seen tenz before, dudes built like a piece of spaghetti a cold probably takes him out for a week

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hellohello139

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he has asthama too, a bad combo with covid

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1mBor3d

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ah shit that really sucks then i hope hes ok

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FoechiGG

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Asthama sounds like the next saviour of NA

#7

APAC_jimmy

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“valorant ranking system is broken”
“I’m only plat because my teammates are bad”

#10

chloeburbank

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"no spotify music"
"didnt know monitor was on 60Hz"

#12

Depressed_TSM_Fan

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“No visa”

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chloeburbank

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bro?

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dupreeeeeehalt

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the second one is probably the most hilarious excuse out there lul

#14

feelsbadboaster

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Askers where

#18

DogeForPres

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“I’m sick”

“No, that’s SicK”

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ItsMeDio

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"tenz is sick"

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WinterZ

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but hunter mims is sick

#19

number1_ScreaM_fan

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scream has no excuses. when he is bad he says "WHY AM I SO SHIT! FUCK ME MAN. NO FUCK YOU BAZY DONT SAY ANYTHING MAN

#24

WinterZ

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TL chad org and players no excuses only acknowledging the fact that they did badly

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doosean

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why did I read this with Scream voice and accent

#31

Rebellion2408

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Because he's Scream lol

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Elcatsu

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NA scene in a nutshell

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dexter000111

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My dog stepped on a bee

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chloeburbank

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My dad has to pee

#29

IlikeUrCutG

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my grandma stole my virginity

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6vine

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???

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makoidk

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???

#35

dexter000111

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That's Alabama supremacy

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archetype

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The "Cringe Comp" incident