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Top 2 excuses of all time

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#1
Depressed_TSM_Fan

1) “I’m sick”
2) “High ping”

#2
delusional_paperrex_fan
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"Depressed_TSM_Fan" has a cloud9 flair

#3
Shownu
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"mousepad too small"

#4
Depressed_TSM_Fan
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Shownu [#3]

"mousepad too small"

“Wrong sens”

#5
Dolphin
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Wouldn't excuse number 1 be a good thing?

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Depressed_TSM_Fan
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Dolphin [#5]

Wouldn't excuse number 1 be a good thing?

Not when the coach playing with the same sickness

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APAC_jimmy
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“valorant ranking system is broken”
“I’m only plat because my teammates are bad”

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OkOkay
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Depressed_TSM_Fan [#6]

Not when the coach playing with the same sickness

its almost as if covid has different effects to everyone

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noxx
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OkOkay [#8]

its almost as if covid has different effects to everyone

woah no way man thats crazyyyy i thought everyone had the same immune system!!!

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chloeburbank
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"no spotify music"
"didnt know monitor was on 60Hz"

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ConsistentCycles
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OkOkay [#8]

its almost as if covid has different effects to everyone

its like no one has seen tenz before, dudes built like a piece of spaghetti a cold probably takes him out for a week

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Depressed_TSM_Fan
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chloeburbank [#10]

"no spotify music"
"didnt know monitor was on 60Hz"

“No visa”

#13
chloeburbank
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Depressed_TSM_Fan [#12]

“No visa”

bro?

#14
feelsbadboaster
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Askers where

#15
Soul_Stalker
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Depressed_TSM_Fan [#4]

“Wrong sens”

"changing crosshair"

#16
hellohello139
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delusional_paperrex_fan [#2]

"Depressed_TSM_Fan" has a cloud9 flair

maybe he stopped believing in TSM

#17
hellohello139
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ConsistentCycles [#11]

its like no one has seen tenz before, dudes built like a piece of spaghetti a cold probably takes him out for a week

he has asthama too, a bad combo with covid

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DogeForPres
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“I’m sick”

“No, that’s SicK”

#19
number1_ScreaM_fan
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scream has no excuses. when he is bad he says "WHY AM I SO SHIT! FUCK ME MAN. NO FUCK YOU BAZY DONT SAY ANYTHING MAN

#20
ItsMeDio
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DogeForPres [#18]

“I’m sick”

“No, that’s SicK”

"tenz is sick"

#21
dupreeeeeehalt
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chloeburbank [#10]

"no spotify music"
"didnt know monitor was on 60Hz"

the second one is probably the most hilarious excuse out there lul

#22
Elcatsu
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NA scene in a nutshell

#23
1mBor3d
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hellohello139 [#17]

he has asthama too, a bad combo with covid

ah shit that really sucks then i hope hes ok

#24
WinterZ
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number1_ScreaM_fan [#19]

scream has no excuses. when he is bad he says "WHY AM I SO SHIT! FUCK ME MAN. NO FUCK YOU BAZY DONT SAY ANYTHING MAN

TL chad org and players no excuses only acknowledging the fact that they did badly

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WinterZ
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ItsMeDio [#20]

"tenz is sick"

but hunter mims is sick

#26
dexter000111
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My dog stepped on a bee

#27
chloeburbank
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dexter000111 [#26]

My dog stepped on a bee

My dad has to pee

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Sirius_10
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hellohello139 [#16]

maybe he stopped believing in TSM

pain

#29
IlikeUrCutG
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chloeburbank [#27]

My dad has to pee

my grandma stole my virginity

#30
doosean
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number1_ScreaM_fan [#19]

scream has no excuses. when he is bad he says "WHY AM I SO SHIT! FUCK ME MAN. NO FUCK YOU BAZY DONT SAY ANYTHING MAN

why did I read this with Scream voice and accent

#31
Rebellion2408
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doosean [#30]

why did I read this with Scream voice and accent

Because he's Scream lol

#32
6vine
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IlikeUrCutG [#29]

my grandma stole my virginity

???

#33
FoechiGG
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hellohello139 [#17]

he has asthama too, a bad combo with covid

Asthama sounds like the next saviour of NA

#34
makoidk
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IlikeUrCutG [#29]

my grandma stole my virginity

???

#35
dexter000111
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IlikeUrCutG [#29]

my grandma stole my virginity

That's Alabama supremacy

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archetype
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