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How do i talk to girls?

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#1
reduxx

open too criittisism

Would love opinions on this!

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Hewcho
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you dont

#3
_wrld_
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Majority of us consider that impossible.

#4
reduxx
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Hewcho [#2]

you dont

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

#5
Xaves
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Worst place for you to ask this

#6
schwarzenegger
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Well I'm a bit of an expert in this field, so here is my advise

#7
bradbreach
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"hi girl"

I think this will do the job

#8
BirdB0i
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https://mobile.twitter.com/domaVALORANT
Ask him

#9
M4G4L
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Just...don't talk! Ignore them! Treat them like trash! They will love you and never let you go. If you don't want her anymore, tell her you're in love with her. She'll dump you for another one in no time!

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thanatos11
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why are you verified

#11
M4G4L
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Xaves [#5]

Worst place for you to ask this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA indeed!

#12
luckypleb
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Ask them if they like viper's ass too

#13
delusional_sentinels_fan1
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Firstly you need to know how to talk to humans in general

#14
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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talk to me ^_^

#15
AVE_TRUE_TO_CAESAR
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lmao you can start by winning tier 1 events. Nice 13-0 though

#16
JessGOAT
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Hi

#17
M4G4L
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delusional_sentinels_fan1 [#13]

Firstly you need to know how to talk to humans in general

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA start it by buying an ice cream!

#18
BadlandsChugs
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tell them how high your reddit karma is, they'll gush

#19
Femly
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M4G4L [#17]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA start it by buying an ice cream!

wtf

#20
NG1nS
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

what's wrong with that?
choose ur words carefully or get cancelled by our 10 man gang

#21
R4BOCOP
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Ask how to talk a girl on vlr is like go to a veggan forum and ask which is their favourite hamburguer

You only will recieve wrong answers

#22
bigpeensheen
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"how do i talk to girls" on a forum about valorant
its literally like talking to a brick wall mate

#23
DELUSIONAL_BUMPAAH_FAN
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bumpaah knows ask him

#24
tezz1
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Hi my name is (Your name), what's yours?

#25
Scottyboi30
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I ask the same question... idk... i got told immortal gun buddy would get bitches.

#26
vibradorultimategalaxy
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Don't send ur cock pic for start an conversation and act like you're chatting with a your friend, all you need is don't act weird and you're ready to get da bitches.

#27
M4G4L
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Femly [#19]

wtf

Yeah, to train how to talk to a person! WTF where you thinking?

#28
M4G4L
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Yeah, to train how to talk to a person! WTF where you thinking?

#29
ballsinyojaws
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I am an expert in this, the key is to pray to JASONR everyday and you should be fine

#30
trembolonaRage
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this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEB063GtlzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Re7BvW6PE

#31
nikoya
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Stop going on this site would be the first step.

#32
yaiima0
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act normal, treat them like a normal person!

#33
LuffyVlr
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First things first, say Hi to her.

#34
harriman
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M4G4L [#11]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA indeed!

Just go back to kkkkkkkkkkkk

#35
Beldro
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M4G4L [#9]

Just...don't talk! Ignore them! Treat them like trash! They will love you and never let you go. If you don't want her anymore, tell her you're in love with her. She'll dump you for another one in no time!

hahahahahahhahahahahaahaaaaaagree!

#36
Beldro
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a good start:
How many sova line ups do you know?

#37
zardinez
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bigpeensheen [#22]

"how do i talk to girls" on a forum about valorant
its literally like talking to a brick wall mate

Nah it's like asking desert scorpions how to get wet

#38
zardinez
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trembolonaRage [#30]

this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEB063GtlzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Re7BvW6PE

LMFAOOO YOU WATCH OTHER PEOPLE PICK UP GIRLS ON YOUTUBE?????

#39
Hidden_Name
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

i dont know who you are but this statement made me fall for you

#40
WinterZ
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https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl

hope this helps

#41
Hidden_Name
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just be confident and be normal they are humans just like you, nothing special :)

#42
yungbasel
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Don't try any weirdo techniques.

Learn to not give a fuck about outcomes.

Be respectful and don't take shit too serious.

Listen to listen, not to try and impress.

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kitsunee
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WinterZ [#40]

https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl

hope this helps

how do i make eye contact with a girl

#44
Malki420
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

Just be yourself & give girls compliment after every few lines & tell them how much you like or love them :)

#45
SKara
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Just talk to them not a big deal

#46
WinterZ
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kitsunee [#43]

how do i make eye contact with a girl

here you go :)

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Eye-Contact-With-a-Girl

#47
turkey
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M4G4L [#9]

Just...don't talk! Ignore them! Treat them like trash! They will love you and never let you go. If you don't want her anymore, tell her you're in love with her. She'll dump you for another one in no time!

getting downvotes but with gen z in america this is somewhat facts

#48
DELUSIONAL_SCOURGE_FAN
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

Gun them down to show dominance

#49
Corny
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Just say hi, if she ghosts u it's ok.

Jk don't take advice from me, I'm at 0/9 field goal % atm.

#50
Beldro
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WinterZ [#40]

https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl

hope this helps

instructions unclear I ended up peeing my self.

#51
vnvodich
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

Acend 1 major, OXG 0 major

#52
WinterZ
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Beldro [#50]

instructions unclear I ended up peeing my self.

part of the process, my dear Beldro...

#53
yaiima0
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yungbasel [#42]

Don't try any weirdo techniques.

Learn to not give a fuck about outcomes.

Be respectful and don't take shit too serious.

Listen to listen, not to try and impress.

unironically good advice +1

#54
6vine
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JessGOAT [#16]

Hi

Where’s your verified check mark?

#55
kzeriar
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trembolonaRage [#30]

this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEB063GtlzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Re7BvW6PE

your crush is a man though trembo

#56
kzeriar
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Beldro [#36]

a good start:
How many sova line ups do you know?

nowhere to run? I am the hunter? errr... better not say those things

#57
C1zZle
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Men >>>

Fr tho just talk to them, confidence is key

#58
BAKA2535
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what is a woman

#59
hog_ridaaa22
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starting to think the concept of 'girls' is just a myth bro

#60
AdrenalinJunkie
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kzeriar [#56]

nowhere to run? I am the hunter? errr... better not say those things

LMAO

#61
Netero
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Get on your knees and ask them to step on you

#62
number1_ScreaM_fan
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Netero [#61]

Get on your knees and ask them to step on you

netero downbad moment number 3238789

#63
Fire737
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kzeriar [#56]

nowhere to run? I am the hunter? errr... better not say those things

"We are strong because we are together. Don't forget that."-sova

#64
OMGitsLaw
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You unbind crouch.

#65
vincetamor
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Serious advice: be yourself, be confident and love yourself more. From my personal pov, I love confident but respectful guys. Just be a little confident but dont be too weird, and if she doesnt want to continue the conversation with you, just give her space and move on.

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yaiima0
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vincetamor [#65]

Serious advice: be yourself, be confident and love yourself more. From my personal pov, I love confident but respectful guys. Just be a little confident but dont be too weird, and if she doesnt want to continue the conversation with you, just give her space and move on.

Omg are u a real girl???( no way dude 😳

#67
Ultimate6989
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hmm

sorry buddy this is vlr

#68
Hewcho
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

if u really wanna know how to talk to girls, the place is not here to ask my friend.

#69
Gomes255
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Step 1. Don't ask vlr.gg
Step 2. Stan acend

#70
Tea_Val
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Step 1: get a girl
Step 2: talk
Step 3: Idk I have not done step one yet :(

#71
hekzy
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With your mouth and vocal cords

#72
sundaymondaytuesday
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who is this guy? And why he have checkmark?

#73
kickstar
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Ohh u dont

#74
vincetamor
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yaiima0 [#66]

Omg are u a real girl???( no way dude 😳

yes way dude. is there a problem with my gender?

#75
jade_
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JessGOAT [#16]

Hi

also hi

#76
JessGOAT
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6vine [#54]

Where’s your verified check mark?

I realized the other day I had been using VLR with no account and had never engaged in conversation before lmao

#77
MilanTheMyth
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Don't follow Pickup Artists.
Tried and got Slapped :)

#78
Daniveus
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kzeriar [#55]

your crush is a man though trembo

dickriding mw is his lifestyle

#79
GLHF
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First step : uninstall valorant

#80
nutab1e
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MilanTheMyth [#77]

Don't follow Pickup Artists.
Tried and got Slapped :)

:skull: x9

#81
YabbaYabba24818
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Just act like a normal human being
As long as you don’t try to be the same as those pickup artists you should be making a step in the right direction

#82
kwe
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harriman [#34]

Just go back to kkkkkkkkkkkk

Kkkkkkk is indeed better

#83
kwe
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I use my vocal cords

#84
6vine
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JessGOAT [#76]

I realized the other day I had been using VLR with no account and had never engaged in conversation before lmao

Ah. You can DM the vlr mods on discord If you want the checkmark! :0

#85
JessGOAT
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6vine [#84]

Ah. You can DM the vlr mods on discord If you want the checkmark! :0

Oooh thank you! I'll try their Twitter and if not their Discord! Thanks!

#86
elayaCL
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like a normal human being, with confidence, with "nothing to lose" mentality

#87
trola
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reduxx [#4]

you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

what did guard achieve that more valuable than acend by any chance

#88
ChimiChimiChanga
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What always work "Hello Sir, i call the Cops because you stole my Heart."

#89
1cameh
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trembolonaRage [#30]

this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEB063GtlzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Re7BvW6PE

coach kyle is pretty solid as well; Stirling Cooper puts out good general sex/attitude content

#90
greedisntgood
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Just like you talk to boys

#91
elayaCL
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ballsinyojaws [#29]

I am an expert in this, the key is to pray to JASONR everyday and you should be fine

lmao

#92
drcasual95
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greedisntgood [#90]

Just like you talk to boys

ye but not all the time, at one point u gotta start talkin to her like one of the boys u wanna suck.

#93
patuj
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Just be confident without acting like a dick. Then some small things like eye contact, show some smile etc. Believe in yourself and just relax. Topic depends on the moment.

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